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Originally Posted by colpuck
(Post 10899614)
laid off from second job--eff this, I am moving to Dallas.
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I have been craving a Manwhich all week. As someone who doesn't eat meat, this is an issue. I bought Morningstar farms faux hamburger; added the Manwhich sauce (which I am convinced is just ketchup) and toasted an onion bun. A few minutes later, I had the perfect Manwhich, which I complemented with a perfect Pom cocktail. I don't think I've had a Manwhich in the past 35 years or so and I'm good for another 35 :)
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Oh geesh...now I have "A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal” stuck in my head. I think you could probably put anything in there, but the term 'faux hamburger' does frighten me a bit.:eek: ;) Of course, once every 10 years I crave SpaghettiOs with those faux meatballs.
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Originally Posted by cheepneezy
(Post 10900478)
Of course, once every 10 years I crave SpaghettiOs with those faux meatballs.
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No, I'm pretty sure they never did. LOL :D
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Originally Posted by baglady
(Post 10899979)
Do we want to guess the first one? ;)
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Originally Posted by Mackieman
(Post 10900578)
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that. I figured it'd be ConciergeMike. ;)
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Originally Posted by ConciergeMike
(Post 10900611)
While I do indeed resemble that remark, I must say that I just now found out firsthand that what I always believed to be an urban legend is true: you can indeed make someone laugh so hard that they vomit. There's two of us in the room and it wasn't me.
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Originally Posted by Mackieman
(Post 10900625)
There was a hot tea snorting incident caused by a raucous display of mirth at dinner just this very evening. I do not drink hot tea.
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Originally Posted by ConciergeMike
(Post 10900630)
On several occasions I have taken too large a swig of coffee and had what my mouth couldn't handle shoot out of my nose. Been there and done that with hot chocolate also. A friend of an ex of mine claims that she shot back hot cocoa too hard once and (!!!) passed one of those mini-marshmallows out her nose.
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We covered pee, poop, and drunkenness. Now it's on to the conquering of snot and puke. Onward and upward!
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Sounds like a typical Friday night.
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Sports roundup for the week:
My son scored his first soccer goal in today's game. Unfortunately it was called back due to the blind ref claiming he was off-sides. He went in to score another goal but the defender, goalie and my son met in front of the goal, crashed into each other and all three left the field hurt. My son is fine but he did get cut on the throat and kicked in the knee. And they won the game 1-0. |
Originally Posted by ConciergeMike
(Post 10900103)
The telling part is the last part.
CM- Great job with the Devils DO tonight , everyone had a great time The vip access was great, and the unlimited open bar was a nice touch You could not have picked a better game for us to attend 8-5 Devils :D |
Originally Posted by colpuck
(Post 10899614)
laid off from second job--eff this, I am moving to Dallas.
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