Originally Posted by Mackieman (Post 12437741)

Aye, I don't know why I didn't think of that. She called me and asked me to bring her forgotten lunch and that she had her check in hand. Said check is now deposited, my wife is fed, and all is right with the world. :)

Originally Posted by xFF (Post 12437784)

Follow-up to the healthy meat discussion of last evening, from an email this morning. I, at least, hadn't heard the story. Have a good weekend.

Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 12147807)

A TRIP TO COSTCO

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's a$s and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12437816)

In the course of house-sitting for my folks this week, I have decided to name the new stray kitty...

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Originally Posted by AMF in NJ (Post 12437850)

Man, you missed it by this much. Should have gone with Boutros Boutros-Gato. :-:

Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 12437877)

thought a select few in the box may like this one:

Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 12437877)

thought a select few in the box may like this one:

Originally Posted by sbm12 (Post 12437910)

I'm confused..is the point to pop the balloons?

;)

Originally Posted by Mackieman (Post 12437883)

Yeah, I'd vote for that. Though, at some point, that has to get painful.

Originally Posted by COFlyerCLE (Post 12437724)

MMS now available for the iPhone :)

Installing it now........

Originally Posted by Flyer_70 (Post 12437993)

Where do you see this? I have not received that memo.