Seat Swap Request Horror Stories
#856
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Yorkshire, UK
Programs: A3*G, LH FTL, VS Red, Avis Preferred, Hertz President's Circle, (RIP Diamond Club)
Posts: 2,364
Got a seat-swap request last night from FRA-JNB on LH572. Flight was overbooked and spotted a couple in their 60's just about clearing at the GA desk. I pre-boarded in 23D and shortly afterwards they came down the aisle towards me. Mrs 60's started talking in rapid fire German at me for over a minute before she'd listen to even the fact that I don't speak great German ("Ich verstehen Sie nicht. Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut!) and then just said, "No, no, no, my husband must to sit here." I calmly said, "No, this is my seat." To which she responded "8 rows after. You go back."
I had a sneaky look at Mr 60's boarding pass (40B, no thanks!) and got the FA involved. Once she had listened to Mrs 60's get even more agitated she told me the same story - they had been seated apart, would I switch. I said no, because I like having no one said behind me (32 is in front of the galley) and I need an aisle seat. She told Mrs 60's that she had to live with it, but that didn't stop Mrs 60's giving me dirty looks and being over-enthusiastic with her elbows the whole flight. I should've have asked her for cash to move.
I had a sneaky look at Mr 60's boarding pass (40B, no thanks!) and got the FA involved. Once she had listened to Mrs 60's get even more agitated she told me the same story - they had been seated apart, would I switch. I said no, because I like having no one said behind me (32 is in front of the galley) and I need an aisle seat. She told Mrs 60's that she had to live with it, but that didn't stop Mrs 60's giving me dirty looks and being over-enthusiastic with her elbows the whole flight. I should've have asked her for cash to move.
#857
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Baltimore, MD USA
Programs: Southwest Rapid Rewards. Tha... that's about it.
Posts: 4,332
Got a seat-swap request last night from FRA-JNB on LH572. Flight was overbooked and spotted a couple in their 60's just about clearing at the GA desk. I pre-boarded in 23D and shortly afterwards they came down the aisle towards me. Mrs 60's started talking in rapid fire German at me for over a minute before she'd listen to even the fact that I don't speak great German ("Ich verstehen Sie nicht. Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut!) and then just said, "No, no, no, my husband must to sit here." I calmly said, "No, this is my seat." To which she responded "8 rows after. You go back."
I had a sneaky look at Mr 60's boarding pass (40B, no thanks!) and got the FA involved. Once she had listened to Mrs 60's get even more agitated she told me the same story - they had been seated apart, would I switch. I said no, because I like having no one said behind me (32 is in front of the galley) and I need an aisle seat. She told Mrs 60's that she had to live with it, but that didn't stop Mrs 60's giving me dirty looks and being over-enthusiastic with her elbows the whole flight. I should've have asked her for cash to move.
I had a sneaky look at Mr 60's boarding pass (40B, no thanks!) and got the FA involved. Once she had listened to Mrs 60's get even more agitated she told me the same story - they had been seated apart, would I switch. I said no, because I like having no one said behind me (32 is in front of the galley) and I need an aisle seat. She told Mrs 60's that she had to live with it, but that didn't stop Mrs 60's giving me dirty looks and being over-enthusiastic with her elbows the whole flight. I should've have asked her for cash to move.
#858
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: BOS/YYZ
Programs: Marriott LT Plat by proxy, Sephora VIB, I have a low AA FF#...
Posts: 951
I'm trying to avoid these stories, so I'll post here.
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
#859
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: ORD
Programs: UA Platinum, IHG Gold, HHonors Diamond, National Executive Elite
Posts: 186
I'm trying to avoid these stories, so I'll post here.
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
#860
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: PHL
Programs: AA ExP, Marriott Amb, National EAE, Hilton Diamond, SPG Plat (RIP), US CP (RIP)
Posts: 2,379
How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
#861
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: BOS/YYZ
Programs: Marriott LT Plat by proxy, Sephora VIB, I have a low AA FF#...
Posts: 951
If you are afraid of flying and expect you will want to hold his hand or otherwise need his reassurance in flight, then one of you should take the middle seat. It's not fair to the middle pax for the two of you have extended interaction across the unrelated pax, essentially hold hands in their lap or keep passing things across.
Last edited by longwaybackhome; Oct 9, 2016 at 10:01 pm
#862
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: on the path to perdition
Programs: Delta, United
Posts: 4,786
#863
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: PHL
Programs: AA ExP, Marriott Amb, National EAE, Hilton Diamond, SPG Plat (RIP), US CP (RIP)
Posts: 2,379
Especially good if the aisle armrest raises making it easier to get in and out of the seat. On the other hand, taking the aisle and middle seats can be annoying if the other pax needs to access the aisle repeatedly to use the lav and you find getting in and out of your seat difficult.
#864
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Wonderful Weald of kent
Programs: BAEC Bronze
Posts: 989
Be responsible, and fair to the other passenger - buy the middle seat if you need more space - that way, you are comfortable, your partner is happy, and neither of you inconvenience an innocent third party!
#865
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
Programs: No programs & No Points!!!
Posts: 14,222
My husband always hogs the window seats on every flight. In the few times that we have had to fly economy I make him sit in the middle seat. That's his "payment" for always getting the window seat. He doesn't seem to mind.
#866
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: East Anglia UK
Programs: BA-S UA LH-Sen KLM/AF-Plat.
Posts: 1,627
He's lucky. My wife gets the window - she used to be a sprinter so I know I lose every time if it's eco. Fortunately it's mostly F these days.
#867
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: PHL
Programs: AA ExP, Marriott Amb, National EAE, Hilton Diamond, SPG Plat (RIP), US CP (RIP)
Posts: 2,379
#868
Suspended
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Bregenz, Austria
Programs: AA, BAEC, Alaska, Flying Blue, United, IHG, Hilton
Posts: 2,950
If it were I, who were stuck in the middle, I would switch for the aisle, but not for the window.
But seriously, it is often very awkward for the person in the middle in this situation.
#869
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Dubai
Programs: Bonvoy Gold, QRPC Gold
Posts: 144
Only happened to me once. I was sitting in the aisle seat and a elderly guy wanted me to swap with his middle-seat claiming knee issues.
This being a flight on Saudia and me not being Saudi, it might not have ended in my favor if crew got involved. Instead I told him to ask the guy at the window seat to switch to the middle, I took window and he got aisle.
On these flights, one interesting dynamic you will come across is if one lady out of a group of ladies traveling without a male gets assigned to you. In many instances, the crew is able to arrange for another lady to switch with you (regardless of what her seat is - you don't have much say at all). Otherwise, you end up with the matriarch by your side. In most instances, when Saudi families travel together, the male will end up sitting in the middle seat to ensure separation from an unrelated male.
The boarding process for these flights is always a treat to observe.
Ro
This being a flight on Saudia and me not being Saudi, it might not have ended in my favor if crew got involved. Instead I told him to ask the guy at the window seat to switch to the middle, I took window and he got aisle.
On these flights, one interesting dynamic you will come across is if one lady out of a group of ladies traveling without a male gets assigned to you. In many instances, the crew is able to arrange for another lady to switch with you (regardless of what her seat is - you don't have much say at all). Otherwise, you end up with the matriarch by your side. In most instances, when Saudi families travel together, the male will end up sitting in the middle seat to ensure separation from an unrelated male.
The boarding process for these flights is always a treat to observe.
Ro
#870
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: MSP
Programs: DL PM, MM, NR; HH Diamond, Bonvoy LT Gold, Hyatt Explorist, IHG Diamond, others
Posts: 12,159
I'm trying to avoid these stories, so I'll post here.
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?
I booked a trip for LWBHBF (I wonder if he joined FT like I told him to?) and I to go to Vegas, and except for a CRJ, picked window for him and aisle for me with empty middle. How do we decide which of us moves when we inevitably have some poor soul stuck between us? I'm afraid of flying, so I say he should go middle seat to hold my hand, but he loves to look out.
Do we flip a coin? Do I naturally move in because I'm bordering on POS (for the record, I'm in a medical weight loss program) and I have the aisle? Do we just keep our seats? What to do, what to do?