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Originally Posted by rolov (Post 12901155)

NH does not have a bidet in C, I don't know about F.

ANA plans them with the 787bidetliner!

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Originally Posted by AMF in NJ (Post 12901149)

If you poop in it, it's a toilet. :-:

If you poop in the woods does it make a...smell? :o

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12900977)

We're having a debate in the DL Forum over toilet paper. The question was posed is the TP better in FC than in Y and does it change as amongst the carriers.

I put the question to teh Box. How do Ya'll feel about CO's TP?:D:D

As long as there actually is TP, this girl is happy.:-:

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9630/4.7.1.40 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/104)

No battlefield for me. :(

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Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 12901154)

My hotels have dedicated bidets man, I don't poop in no bidet.

:D I think between this and DO DO DO we have our daily and maybe weekly allocation.

You need to learn about the Japanese style western toilet. :-::D:p:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 12901166)

As long as there actually is TP, this girl is happy.:-:

Written like a true Upstate NYer!!! Just need the basics to be satisfied!;):D

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Originally Posted by Olton Hall (Post 12901113)

They have toilets in Japan that have a little arm that extend out that shots the water.

An excellent reference for this would be the beginning of Ron White's latest album. He praises the Hotel 1000 in Seattle for having toilets that have heated seats and for having buttons on the wall next to the toilet, one of which says "rear cleansing", with the other saying "front cleansing". (:eek:) I won't ruin the bit for anyone who doesn't own it. If you don't want the entire album, the single-track purchase is well worth the 99 cents; it's Track 2 of Behavioral Problems, listed as "Oscillate (Live)."

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Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12901007)

At least I discovered that the passport expediting agency down the road has reasonable fees, and they assured me that pages could be added to my passport, even with stamps on the last page of the amendments/endorsements section. ^

Why would you use an agency for such a transaction?

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Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 12901103)

it is a bidet not a toilet!

No -- in Japan it's also a toilet. :eek:

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12901174)

Written like a true Upstate NYer!!! Just need the basics to be satisfied!;):D

I ask for so little in life, not having to drip dry is one of those few things.:D

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 12901217)

I ask for so little in life, not having to drip dry is one of those few things.:D

Yes indeed, you know what's next .... the above is today's hand's down recipient of the good ol' ^^.

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Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 12901233)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oiletBidet.jpg

One could almost picture the Tidy Bowl Man being thrased on a stormy sea.;)

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Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 12901233)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...oiletBidet.jpg

You know, I considered posting that and didn't, but I'm glad the box didn't disappoint. :-:^:D

Now, if only the F cabin lavs had the same thing... :-:

Multi-quote ahoy!

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12900977)

We're having a debate in the DL Forum over toilet paper. The question was posed is the TP better in FC than in Y and does it change as amongst the carriers.

ARGH. I leave for a couple hours to do work and look drops in the box. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12900977)

I put the question to teh Box. How do Ya'll feel about CO's TP?:D:D

I think it's sh!t. :D

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Originally Posted by sbm12 (Post 12900996)

Paging belynch!

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12901061)

I would expect nothing less from the Dutch.

That reminds me of that evening in AMS in a certain district of the city when... nevermind. :o

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Originally Posted by AMF in NJ (Post 12901084)

I'm be curious to know if the F or J lavs on the Japanese carries have a toilet seat that will shoot water onto your butt.

Every carrier does. It's called an unintended consequence of turbulence. :-:

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12901174)

Written like a true Upstate NYer!!! Just need the basics to be satisfied!

TP is absolutely a luxury in some parts of Upstate NY. :mad:

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 12901217)

I ask for so little in life, not having to drip dry is one of those few things.:D

What about freeze dry? :p