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I find at times like these, nonsensical responses involving plankton are useful, as well as the forming and usage of compound words that begin with, "butt" and end with a noun of your chosing. Specifically, I like butttrumpet, buttpreserver, or the perennial buttface. Or you could take the high road and reply with a simple, "So's yer face."

For information concerning being a Ho, I refer you to sfogate. ;):D

Yes, I am very familiar with sfogate - she being a fellow 'cougar' ;) -- and am aware of her surname!:p

As for 'high road' -- nothing says it all like 'SILENCE'!^ She's got that over-active 'imagination' already! Plus, as you'll find out when you finally meet me -- I'm actually a pretty 'classy' lady -- just a bit 'off' like the rest of my fellow B:rolleyes:X denizens!!:D;)

rolov

Dec 3, 2009 2:52 pm

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 12920772)

Yes, you can! Please post pictures of yourself making snow angels, or perhaps a snow :rolleyes:. :D;)

http://zylophoto.smugmug.com/photos/..._ziSmP-M-2.jpg

GTITAN

Dec 3, 2009 2:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Mackieman (Post 12920782)

LET'S ALL GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE SNOW ANGELS.

For any of you that have not seen the movie, assuming that you want to be depressed, saddened and otherwise brought down about a 1000 notches, I humbly offer "Snow Angels" with Kate Beckinsale. Good Lord, that is depresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssing.

COFreqFlyer

Dec 3, 2009 2:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Mackieman (Post 12920790)

A Katie Couric is the verified international standard by which the size of poop is measured. :-:

COFreqFlyer likes this. ^

Mackieman

Dec 3, 2009 2:53 pm

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Originally Posted by GTITAN (Post 12920803)

Let's do this instead.

mnmag

Dec 3, 2009 2:55 pm

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Originally Posted by cheepneezy (Post 12920761)

I'd blacklist her and be done with her.

I hear ya -- she's already blocked from my LinkedIN!:rolleyes: I figure that if I block her from the e-mail -- she'll start calling me to harass -- so the silent treatment will have to suffice!:rolleyes:

Anglo Large Clawed Otter

Dec 3, 2009 2:56 pm

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Originally Posted by rolov (Post 12920800)

http://zylophoto.smugmug.com/photos/..._ziSmP-M-2.jpg

:snölleyes: :-:

cheepneezy

Dec 3, 2009 2:57 pm

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Originally Posted by rolov (Post 12920800)

http://zylophoto.smugmug.com/photos/..._ziSmP-M-2.jpg

:-:Perfect.:-:

Anglo Large Clawed Otter

Dec 3, 2009 2:57 pm

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Originally Posted by mnmag (Post 12920828)

You can flag her email address as spam, so you don't even have to see it in your inbox.

mnmag

Dec 3, 2009 2:57 pm

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Originally Posted by rolov (Post 12920777)

Simply reply:
1, 2, 3
not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'

1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3p
Everybody loves (oh)
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

LOL! Yeah, I'll just send her some pics of me in the belly-dancing outfit in a seductive pose -- that'll do it!;):D:rolleyes:

AMF in NJ

Dec 3, 2009 2:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Mackieman (Post 12920810)

Let's do this instead.

How about a nice game of chess? :-:

mnmag

Dec 3, 2009 3:00 pm

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Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 12920841)

You can flag her email address as spam, so you don't even have to see it in your inbox.

yeah, probably will do that -- it's gotten to that point now -- over:rolleyes:!:eek:

Brituchenite

Dec 3, 2009 3:04 pm

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Originally Posted by mnmag (Post 12920697)

More assistance here!:D

OK --here's my situation...via e-mail -- 'stalker' accuses me of having 'loose morals' -- of course, she doesn't know me at all, & has no clue as to what I am about! Just to be clear -- I have no intention of making any response whatsoever, -- however, I am in a totally cynical mood here! So, if I were to respond I would just let her know what a 'ho' I am & how I have all these 'kept' men all 'round the world (colpuck, ya hear that?!):D;) And of course, that I am one of Tiger's alleged mistresses!:D:p

Stalker is nutso. but, given that you have all these "kept" men around the world, here are a few choice words you could use in your imagined response to go along with your loose morals :p

Strumpet
Jezebel
harlot
Hussy
Floozy
tramp
Woman of the Night
Tart
Trollope
Bint

Hee! Hee! Hee!

Brituchenite

Dec 3, 2009 3:07 pm

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Originally Posted by mnmag (Post 12920751)

ALCO -- I value your wise advice here -- I know you know!;) Believe me, I have maintained a total 'non-response' position here -- & refuse to feed said stalker's psychotic appetite! Even a :rolleyes: response would elicit more 'drama'! :eek: I know it's not my problem -- it's all 'projection'!:rolleyes:

Very good stance to take. Just ignore here rantings. She needs you to respond to feed her delusions and build them. You cannot win, whatever you do, because she will attach an inference to every action, of which you have no control.

Don't sweat it unless you really feel there is a potential that she could take this to another level, in which case, you would need to involve others.

fozz	Dec 3, 2009 3:09 pm

I have some screwed up friends. Convo from IM today:

Code:

friend: is it wrong that I plan my dating strategy around christmas, valentines day, and Memorial Day?

Fozz: how so?

Fozz: dating around xmas can be dangerous and costly

friend: I implicitly use upcoming holidays to lower girls' standards

friend: "I don't want to be alone this summer/christmas/for valentines day"

friend: Sadly, I'm okay with the costly christmas dating

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