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ssullivan Jul 16, 2008 8:00 am


Originally Posted by Hartmann (Post 10042760)
I didn't realize you were MacGyver.

Not quite.

But what's really screwy here was that I was in Louisiana, and the hotel didn't have a bottle opener.

sbm12 Jul 16, 2008 8:11 am


Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 10042806)
But what's really screwy here was that I was in Louisiana, and the hotel didn't have a bottle opener.

I thought all the hotel rooms in Louisiana had a bottle opener mounted in the bathrooms by state law. ;)

There are many, many ways to open a beer bottle, including a car key, Bic lighter, cork screw (though not so helpful if you're stuck with shell nyc and a screw cap) and many, many other things. Worst case is a solid corner of a counter top or a door and a sharp blow to the top of the bottle and you'll be fine.

I somehow ended up tending bar in Bimini on my vacation there and never found the bottle opener. I must've opened 100 bottles of beer for the customers that night, all by using the edge of the cooler as my leverage point. I only broke one bottle in that run. That was a rather strange night, to say the least.

ConciergeMike Jul 16, 2008 8:17 am

No bottle opener keychains in this crew? :D

CO 1E Jul 16, 2008 8:19 am


Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 10040522)
Stupid Partner/RTW desk closes at 7 Central Time :rolleyes:. And here I am, having finally tracked down flight availability for almost every segment of the honeymoon:

IAH-MEX(x)-TIJ-NRT-CTS(x)-NRT-ICN-BKK(x)-HKT(x)-BKK-SVO-AMS(x)-NCE(x)-CDG-MEX-IAH

The bits in Red are tag-ons that I will procure with *A mileage (or just purchase outright), and the (x)'s are stopovers. I only wish I could check KE availability on NRT-ICN-BKK, as that's the only bit I can't check availability for. I even managed to work an SU IL-96-300 BKK-SVO into the Honeymoon :D :D :D

Nice. Nothing like adding a Soviet aircraft to a honeymoon RTW routing.

shell nyc Jul 16, 2008 8:21 am


Originally Posted by sbm12 (Post 10042871)
There are many, many ways to open a beer bottle, including a car key, Bic lighter, cork screw (though not so helpful if you're stuck with shell nyc and a screw cap) and many, many other things. Worst case is a solid corner of a counter top or a door and a sharp blow to the top of the bottle and you'll be fine.

I sought out the screw cap wine because my travelin' corkscrew was confiscated in Brazil. They took the sharpened pointy metal object but let me keep my dangerous water bottle...crazy! ;)

The counter top technique works, but not always without damage to the counter top...

colpuck Jul 16, 2008 8:32 am


Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 10042900)
No bottle opener keychains in this crew? :D

I have my Texas Longhorn bottle opener on my key chain. It's shaped like Texas and the big bend area is the bottle opener.

ssullivan Jul 16, 2008 8:32 am


Originally Posted by shell nyc (Post 10042925)
The counter top technique works, but not always without damage to the counter top...

I've done the counter top thing before as well, but Marriott's renovated Courtyards have bathroom counters with rounded edges. So there's not a sharp edge to catch the bottle cap on.

colpuck Jul 16, 2008 8:34 am


Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 10042984)
I've done the counter top thing before as well, but Marriott's renovated Courtyards have bathroom counters with rounded edges. So there's not a sharp edge to catch the bottle cap on.

Flip a chair upside down and use one of the legs.

ConciergeMike Jul 16, 2008 8:37 am


Originally Posted by colpuck (Post 10042990)
Flip a chair upside down and use one of the legs.

College desperation tricks revealed!

CO 1E Jul 16, 2008 8:37 am

Some chain (Shearton or unrenovated Marriott, maybe?) used to have bottle openers attached to the bottom of the bathroom counters.

ssullivan Jul 16, 2008 8:47 am

I know the older Marriotts used to have bottle openers mounted on the bathroom counters, but I haven't seen them in any renovated properties.

ConciergeMike Jul 16, 2008 8:49 am

I thought I saw a bottle opener in the Embassy Suites at PHL in April. Mounted on the kitchenette side of the counter, to the left of the sink.

colpuck Jul 16, 2008 8:55 am


Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 10043003)
College desperation tricks revealed!

Meh, Any port in a storm.

ConciergeMike Jul 16, 2008 8:56 am


Originally Posted by colpuck (Post 10043085)
Meh, Any port in a storm.

Agreed, sir. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

baglady Jul 16, 2008 9:09 am

The plate in the door jamb works fine in a pinch. Just stand back because there can be quite a spray. I have an array of bottle openers in my trinkets and trash for work so if I have those with me, I open my work bag and pull out 1) bottle opener pen 2) bottle opener magnet 3) bottle opener dog tag 4) bottle opener key chain (so overdone but a staple). Alas, another beer will open a beer. With age comes wisdom.


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