favorite dumb pax comments
#301
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ORD, MKE, MDW
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Latecomer to the thread. Here's the favorite IME....
Late Friday afternoon springtime STL. Storms causing major delays and cancellations all over the midwest. I'm in a long line trying to rebook STL-MDW with a lady kettle immediately in front of me....
Pax: I was on your 4:20pm flight, which you're showing as delayed.
GA: I'm sorry madam, but as you can see, we're experiencing some severe weather this afternoon.
Pax: Well what time would we get in?
GA: Well, right now, the flight is delayed by at least two hours....so if that holds, we can hopefully have you at MDW by perhaps 7 or 7:30.
Pax: Is there anything earlier?
GA: No maam...everything else is either cancelled or delayed as well. There's nothing leaving before your flight. It's all for your safety.
Pax (getting exasperated): But we have THEATRE TICKETS!
Late Friday afternoon springtime STL. Storms causing major delays and cancellations all over the midwest. I'm in a long line trying to rebook STL-MDW with a lady kettle immediately in front of me....
Pax: I was on your 4:20pm flight, which you're showing as delayed.
GA: I'm sorry madam, but as you can see, we're experiencing some severe weather this afternoon.
Pax: Well what time would we get in?
GA: Well, right now, the flight is delayed by at least two hours....so if that holds, we can hopefully have you at MDW by perhaps 7 or 7:30.
Pax: Is there anything earlier?
GA: No maam...everything else is either cancelled or delayed as well. There's nothing leaving before your flight. It's all for your safety.
Pax (getting exasperated): But we have THEATRE TICKETS!
#302
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: DAY
Programs: AA EXP, IHG Spire, National Exec Elite, Hilton Gold
Posts: 456
Latecomer to the thread. Here's the favorite IME....
Late Friday afternoon springtime STL. Storms causing major delays and cancellations all over the midwest. I'm in a long line trying to rebook STL-MDW with a lady kettle immediately in front of me....
Pax: I was on your 4:20pm flight, which you're showing as delayed.
GA: I'm sorry madam, but as you can see, we're experiencing some severe weather this afternoon.
Pax: Well what time would we get in?
GA: Well, right now, the flight is delayed by at least two hours....so if that holds, we can hopefully have you at MDW by perhaps 7 or 7:30.
Pax: Is there anything earlier?
GA: No maam...everything else is either cancelled or delayed as well. There's nothing leaving before your flight. It's all for your safety.
Pax (getting exasperated): But we have THEATRE TICKETS!
Late Friday afternoon springtime STL. Storms causing major delays and cancellations all over the midwest. I'm in a long line trying to rebook STL-MDW with a lady kettle immediately in front of me....
Pax: I was on your 4:20pm flight, which you're showing as delayed.
GA: I'm sorry madam, but as you can see, we're experiencing some severe weather this afternoon.
Pax: Well what time would we get in?
GA: Well, right now, the flight is delayed by at least two hours....so if that holds, we can hopefully have you at MDW by perhaps 7 or 7:30.
Pax: Is there anything earlier?
GA: No maam...everything else is either cancelled or delayed as well. There's nothing leaving before your flight. It's all for your safety.
Pax (getting exasperated): But we have THEATRE TICKETS!
#303
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: ORD
Posts: 870
#304
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: SFO
Posts: 384
I had a new employee tell me that he didn't like our corporate airline choices of AA or UA, and that he'd much rather fly WN. After slapping him repeatedly to bring him to his senses, I calmly explained that only hillbillies and Texans fly WN. After gaining status on a real airline for the first time later that year, he understood how wrong he had been.
Doesn't hurt that their FAs are typically young enough to be the children or grand children of the FAs on AA and have the energy/happiness to prove it.
I get the reasons people don't like them - but there are also some reasons to *love* WN.
#305
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Orlando, FL, US
Programs: DL-Dirt Medallion;US-Cast Iron Preferred; HH-Gold; Avis First
Posts: 3,617
I've had status on several airlines over the years, with my share of upgrades and award flights. With airline cutbacks at my home airport there is no dominant carrier, so trying to focus my flying on one airline means lots of lousy schedules. I've stopped chasing status and now I go with best schedule/price, and that often ends up being WN. Vs. coach on the major airlines, WN stacks up very well.
#306
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: OSL
Programs: BA Gold | SK Gold | A3 Gold
Posts: 4,553
+1.
I've had status on several airlines over the years, with my share of upgrades and award flights. With airline cutbacks at my home airport there is no dominant carrier, so trying to focus my flying on one airline means lots of lousy schedules. I've stopped chasing status and now I go with best schedule/price, and that often ends up being WN. Vs. coach on the major airlines, WN stacks up very well.
I've had status on several airlines over the years, with my share of upgrades and award flights. With airline cutbacks at my home airport there is no dominant carrier, so trying to focus my flying on one airline means lots of lousy schedules. I've stopped chasing status and now I go with best schedule/price, and that often ends up being WN. Vs. coach on the major airlines, WN stacks up very well.
#307
Join Date: Apr 2008
Programs: Confirmed
Posts: 1,091
I was at the first class check in at LGA and the person in line in front of me strides to the front with a real DYKWIA attitude and announces he is on a flight leaving in about 30 minutes. The agent says that isn't much time and he says, that is okay we are in first class and hands the agent a print out of the itinerary. She looks at it and says, "sir, this flight is out of JFK, you will have to go there for rebooking, next in the first class line please".
5 seconds later she tosses the card back to counter with a smile: Sir, your flight leaves from PVG in next 25 minutes. And *G has a benefit of priority waitlisting in Y. Good luck.
#308
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,784
Uncannily accurate. Fortunately, I did not need to resort to electric shock or Justin Bieber, as that would have been inhumane.
#309
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toledo, OH
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In defense of WN - it is great for tall folks who don't fly enough to get status (like me!). I have never had a WN flight where I didn't get an exit row or bulkhead seat with plenty of leg room. The fact that there is always space for my carry on is doubly awesome.
Doesn't hurt that their FAs are typically young enough to be the children or grand children of the FAs on AA and have the energy/happiness to prove it.
I get the reasons people don't like them - but there are also some reasons to *love* WN.
Doesn't hurt that their FAs are typically young enough to be the children or grand children of the FAs on AA and have the energy/happiness to prove it.
I get the reasons people don't like them - but there are also some reasons to *love* WN.
Even if you pay for EBCI, you aren't guaranteed a good seat with the throughs having first access to them.
A person with gold status or higher on Delta gets more benefits from flying in Y on a L, U, or T fare than a person paying for business select does on WN.
#310
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: ORD, BOS
Programs: United, Hilton Honors
Posts: 91
6am flight to ORD on Monday: GA calls Military/GS/1st and the guy walks up to the agent with a roller luggage and 2 other bags. GA tells him he can only carry on a total of 2 bags. Guy gets frustfrated, pulls his stuff aside sounding clearly annoyed and then turns to the GA and says "you know, i'm flying first class!"
#311
Moderator: Hilton Honors forums
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Marietta, Georgia, United States
Posts: 24,997
Here's an article describing exactly what I mentioned.
#312
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: OH
Programs: AA Lifetime Plat, Marriot Lifetime Gold
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#313
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: SFO
Posts: 384
Unless you are flying business select, how are you always able to get an exit row or bulk head???? Usually those get snatched up from the throughs. If you are lucky enough to be in the starting city of a flight, usualyl the people that pay for business select take those seats and if they don't the a-listers or people with EBCI take them.
Even if you pay for EBCI, you aren't guaranteed a good seat with the throughs having first access to them.
A person with gold status or higher on Delta gets more benefits from flying in Y on a L, U, or T fare than a person paying for business select does on WN.
Even if you pay for EBCI, you aren't guaranteed a good seat with the throughs having first access to them.
A person with gold status or higher on Delta gets more benefits from flying in Y on a L, U, or T fare than a person paying for business select does on WN.
In fact, on the last flight I was on, I flew STL-MDW and got on nearly last and nabbed an exit row middle seat (the row that doesn't have a window seat). When everybody got off the plane, I nabbed a bulkhead window, and then the middle seat next to me was either among the last three seats to be taken.
#314
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,098
Overheard while boarding a CRJ at COS, standing behind this Hillbilly:
Shows BP to gate agent: "This is not a middle seat, is it?".
GA: "No sir, there are no middles on this plane"
Hillbilly: "But if you are wrong, who can I complain to?"
Also worth noting, this guy muttered "We could be walking to our deaths" to his wife/sister as he boarded.
Shows BP to gate agent: "This is not a middle seat, is it?".
GA: "No sir, there are no middles on this plane"
Hillbilly: "But if you are wrong, who can I complain to?"
Also worth noting, this guy muttered "We could be walking to our deaths" to his wife/sister as he boarded.
#315
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Home Airports: CAE/CLT
Programs: Hyatt Globalist, National Executive
Posts: 5,452
I just looked at it wondering what the heck he was thinking.