Overheard while boarding a CRJ at COS, standing behind this Hillbilly:
Shows BP to gate agent: "This is not a middle seat, is it?".
GA: "No sir, there are no middles on this plane"
Hillbilly: "But if you are wrong, who can I complain to?"
Also worth noting, this guy muttered "We could be walking to our deaths" to his wife/sister as he boarded.