You might be a Kettle with Medallion Status if
#76
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toledo, OH
Programs: Delta DM & MM, Hilton DM, Marriott gold, Hyatt Globalist, Alaska 75K, Wyndham Diamond,
Posts: 15,399
I don't think it is at all. I also don't think it's kettlish to ask the FA for a PDB, especially if it appears they aren't going to do a service and are up front in the galley talking with other crew members. THere are times I pay for a FC ticket and I think I deserve good service. If people are up front due to an upgrade, delta is making a lot of money off them on their frequent flying.
#77
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: CHA/TYS
Programs: The Mac Daddy of Heimlich County (and low-ball status)
Posts: 2,868
if i knew i would be sitting next to OP, i would make sure to eat a sackful of Krystal burgers at 3am that morning after spending 3-4 hours at the Cheetah before my 9am flight - without a shower. you smell what i'm cookin', here?
#78
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Anywhere EXCEPT DL metal
Programs: DL: PM/2MM; MHG; HH;
Posts: 330
I'm ordering new "hat stock" as I type and will see my local embroidering lady. First one to acknowledge the new hat in an airport, I'll by the drinks at the SC. ^
#79
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: ROC
Programs: DL DM, HH Diamond, National EE
Posts: 1,229
Apparently, by some of these standards, I too am a "kettle." And I'm OK with that.
But, what are you called if you spend your free time generating a list that underhandedly says your travel methods/standards are superior to others; something that seems to happen repeatedly in this forum? Maybe "PMDL Medallion?" <ducking for cover>
But, what are you called if you spend your free time generating a list that underhandedly says your travel methods/standards are superior to others; something that seems to happen repeatedly in this forum? Maybe "PMDL Medallion?" <ducking for cover>
#80
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DCA
Programs: AA EP, HH LT Diamond
Posts: 1,001
You might be a Kettle with Medallion Status if...
If you have gifted status
If you don't tip at the Skyclub
If after 500K miles there are no GAs or SkyClub people that recognize you
If you look forward to the meal service in FC
If you use the call button to get the FA
If you have to stow your rollerbag sideways
If you think the wine selection is pretty good
If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley
If you dont shut off your electronics when asked to do so
If you watch Morning Joe
If you look forward to using the AVOD system
If you ask for a second PDB
If you are in FC and stow your jacket/coat on the bin
If you think the MD-XXs are great
If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed"
If you use your cell phone and make "deals" loudly while sipping on a PBD
If you wear flip flops in FC
If you "poop" in the A/C WC
If you bring a newspaper with you to go "poop" in the A/C WC
If you have never bought a gogo pass
If you think it is cool to get 500 skypesos for flying in a middle seat
If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it
If your music selection in your playa' includes Lady Gaga
If you don't know what a job well done certificate is
If you have gifted status
If you don't tip at the Skyclub
If after 500K miles there are no GAs or SkyClub people that recognize you
If you look forward to the meal service in FC
If you use the call button to get the FA
If you have to stow your rollerbag sideways
If you think the wine selection is pretty good
If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley
If you dont shut off your electronics when asked to do so
If you watch Morning Joe
If you look forward to using the AVOD system
If you ask for a second PDB
If you are in FC and stow your jacket/coat on the bin
If you think the MD-XXs are great
If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed"
If you use your cell phone and make "deals" loudly while sipping on a PBD
If you wear flip flops in FC
If you "poop" in the A/C WC
If you bring a newspaper with you to go "poop" in the A/C WC
If you have never bought a gogo pass
If you think it is cool to get 500 skypesos for flying in a middle seat
If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it
If your music selection in your playa' includes Lady Gaga
If you don't know what a job well done certificate is
#81
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Anywhere EXCEPT DL metal
Programs: DL: PM/2MM; MHG; HH;
Posts: 330
I'll come clean:
I'll get a t-shirt made ("Platinum Kettle") so y'all won't be surprised by my low-class behavior.
- I bring food to FC if I have short connection and there's no meal service.
- I look forward to the meals in FC, because unlike the DMs, I can't subsist on the crushed souls of the FOs on board.
- I like the MD-88s for my 1-hour flights to ATL because the exit row is freakin' huge.
I'll get a t-shirt made ("Platinum Kettle") so y'all won't be surprised by my low-class behavior.
If you have gifted status: Given it but never received it.
If you look forward to the meal service in FC
If you think the wine selection is pretty good: Any free wine is a good
If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley: Only while waiting on the lav but never with my newspaper or other library materials
If you think the MD-XXs are great ^
If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed": Does texting count?
If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it Can't be accused of giving but I have received, esp during boarding....ugh
#82
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: BNA/SAN
Programs: DL PM 1.5 MM , Hilton Diamond, Marriott Lifetime Plat
Posts: 754
Knowing it puts me in this exclusive club, I'll now be forced to turn my music up so that those around me will be able to hear my mama monster tunes and know my Kettleness without having to buy special bag tags
#83
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Anywhere EXCEPT DL metal
Programs: DL: PM/2MM; MHG; HH;
Posts: 330
#84
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: GRB
Programs: DL -DM / 2MM, HH - Diamond, Marriott - Platinum
Posts: 123
So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
#85
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: MCO
Programs: DL-DM/1MM, HILTON-DIA, .HYATT-DIA/GLOB , IHG-PLT,HERTZ 5*, NATIONAL ES
Posts: 8,691
These are very good. I especially like the one about hanging out with the FA's in the Galley. I love watching the faces of the FAs when a guy does this. They look so pained but they have to be polite. Doe's Mr's Salesman really think FA's are impressed by how much a guy flys (which inevitably seems to be the topic of conversation)? Really?
#87
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: MCO
Programs: DL-DM/1MM, HILTON-DIA, .HYATT-DIA/GLOB , IHG-PLT,HERTZ 5*, NATIONAL ES
Posts: 8,691
#88
Join Date: Jan 2010
Programs: AA Plat 2MM/UA G MM/DL MM DM 2015/BA Silver/Hyatt Diamond
Posts: 3,103
So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
#89
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: MCO
Programs: DL-DM/1MM, HILTON-DIA, .HYATT-DIA/GLOB , IHG-PLT,HERTZ 5*, NATIONAL ES
Posts: 8,691
So what does sitting in FC have to do with bringing food on the plane to eat?
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
If you just made a tight connection and haven't eaten all day, and then have to do another 2.5 hour leg with no meal service, I see no issue with grabbing a quick sandwich and bringing it on board. This thread reeks of FTS's
This is not Kettle medallion specific.
BICOSTAL's response is correct.
#90
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Boston, MA
Programs: DL DM | 1 Million Miler
Posts: 145
I may not have ridden on many MD 90s, but I love them. I don't care what you guys say =)
I would ride that for 3 hours than a NW metal Boeing 757s (Pacific and Domestic). I was on an MD 90 from MSP - BOS yesterday and it was great. The seats aren't too firm that it makes your butt hurt, like the Airbus A319s or A320s they're too firm and after awhile I start to get aches especially on my left butt cheek. And also, I'm a pretty big guy and I feel so squished when I sit in a 757 and the CRJ's because the seat belt is a little smaller than the MD 90s and the Airbus'. The seat belts on the MD 90s make me feel skinny again =), there's at least 6-8 inches of seat belt left for me =)
I would ride that for 3 hours than a NW metal Boeing 757s (Pacific and Domestic). I was on an MD 90 from MSP - BOS yesterday and it was great. The seats aren't too firm that it makes your butt hurt, like the Airbus A319s or A320s they're too firm and after awhile I start to get aches especially on my left butt cheek. And also, I'm a pretty big guy and I feel so squished when I sit in a 757 and the CRJ's because the seat belt is a little smaller than the MD 90s and the Airbus'. The seat belts on the MD 90s make me feel skinny again =), there's at least 6-8 inches of seat belt left for me =)