Originally Posted by
PepeBorja
You might be a Kettle with Medallion Status if...
If you have gifted status
If you don't tip at the Skyclub
If after 500K miles there are no GAs or SkyClub people that recognize you
If you look forward to the meal service in FC
If you use the call button to get the FA
If you have to stow your rollerbag sideways
If you think the wine selection is pretty good
If you "hang out" with the FAs by the galley
If you dont shut off your electronics when asked to do so
If you watch Morning Joe
If you look forward to using the AVOD system
If you ask for a second PDB
If you are in FC and stow your jacket/coat on the bin
If you think the MD-XXs are great
If you reach for your phone upon landing and make a call saying "I just landed"
If you use your cell phone and make "deals" loudly while sipping on a PBD
If you wear flip flops in FC
If you "poop" in the A/C WC
If you bring a newspaper with you to go "poop" in the A/C WC
If you have never bought a gogo pass
If you think it is cool to get 500 skypesos for flying in a middle seat
If you flatulate in the airplane and think nothing of it
If your music selection in your playa' includes Lady Gaga
If you don't know what a job well done certificate is
These are very good.
I especially like the one about hanging out with the FA's in the Galley. I love watching the faces of the FAs when a guy does this. They look so pained but they have to be polite. Doe's Mr's Salesman really think FA's are impressed by how much a guy flys (which inevitably seems to be the topic of conversation)? Really?