Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 13010041)

^

Originally Posted by mwg25 (Post 13010069)

Nice work!!!

Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 13010162)

I will set my :rolleyes:iVo to record at 3, then.

Originally Posted by fozz (Post 13009893)

I am pleased to report that Gogo doesn't block UMA and thus I have a full signal on my phone at the moment. :D

Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 13010170)

Thanks. That probably explains why I haven't been on here much lately, I'm so tired, and I'm sitting on UA 1K, CO Platinum, Hilton Diamond, Marriott Platinum, SPG Platinum, Priority Club Platinum, and National Emerald Executive Elite.

I'm very ready for time off during the next few weeks. I need a break.

Originally Posted by rolov (Post 13010153)

The car said it is 21 degrees out :eek:

Originally Posted by fozz (Post 13009990)

And who was the bonehead that decided to make that public. :(

Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 13010138)

Night, Box. I'm a middle school art teacher tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Plus1 (Post 13010185)

Talking car! What will they think of next? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by rolov (Post 13010194)

A phone that you can install apps on.

Originally Posted by rolov (Post 13010194)

A phone that you can install apps on.

Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 13010152)

I'm in total shock. Here's my :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: of the month:

I go to dinner kind of late tonight, and while I'm waiting to order, I get this feeling that someone is staring at me. I look up from the menu and two tables over a woman, sitting in a booth by herself, is turned around STARING at me. Her eyes are just in a deadlock on my face. She then says, rather loudly, "You're cute." I'm like, "Thanks." And then I go back to looking at the menu. A few minutes later I hear her yell "Praise Jesus! I love Jesus!" Now people around are really starting to notice and whisper things at their table about her. She then looks at a woman at another table and yells, "Lady, are you staring at me?" The woman replies, "No, I'm talking to my husband."

Then the good stuff really starts.

Crazy finishes her food and asks the waiter to send over a manager. Manager comes and she tells him the food was so good, and she needs a job, and she wants an application. He agrees to bring her one. She spends the next half hour filling out the application with a pink magic marker from her purse, with the occasional pause from the job application to loudly announce how she loves Jesus or tell a random guy he's cute. Eventually she's done with the application and calls the manager over.

Now we get a prime example of How Not to Ask for a Job 101.

She starts talking to the manager about how she really needs this job. And how while she was filling out the application with her "special pink marker" she prayed to Jesus about how to best get this job. And she said Jesus told her she should ask the manager if there's a closet or someplace private they could go. Now, she's saying this in the same loud voice she's yelled everything else in, so half the restaurant can hear it. This is followed by the manager being speechless and she continues, "I'll do anything to work here. And you're cute. And black. I've never seen a black guy naked. Is it true that they're all really hung?" Poor manager guy at this point is running away from the table telling her that he'll give her application to the restaurant's general manager for review and he'll call her if they're interested. She then says "It's OK! I'm not really married or anything. Are you married? Well I say I'm not married but I am in love with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." Manager guy is out of there, off to call the cops to have her escorted out, I'm sure.

About this time I'm finishing dinner, and crazy lady announces she needs to find a restroom. I get my check, pay, and by the time I'm ready to leave, crazy lady is back from the restroom and staring at a fish tank by the front door. As I walk toward the front door, I hear her say "Jesus loves the little fishies." She then sees me approaching and says, "Wow, you're tall! And cute! Where are you going now?" No way am I speaking to this psycho, so I just quickly got past her and out the door. Fortunately she didn't follow me. I guess she was too distracted by trying to tell the fishies about Jesus.

So, here I am on my last night of my last business trip of the year. And with all the crazy $#!+ I've seen this year on the road for work, I think this one tops them all. Just when I think I've seen it all, along comes Jesus loving nympho in desperate need of employment psycho lady in a seafood restaurant in Lufkin, Texas.

Originally Posted by Plus1 (Post 13010200)

But not be able to change the battery on said phone. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Steph3n (Post 13010220)

This sounds almost like a late night comedy sketch! or an episode intro to bullsh!t by penn and teller :D

Originally Posted by ssullivan (Post 13010179)

I've always wondered if they would block UMA or not. Not that I'd talk on the phone in flight, but it's still cool to find out they didn't block the access on T-Mobile UMA-enabled devices. I still miss having UMA on my phone, although I'm still quite pleased with my decision to trade in the personal BlackBerry for an Android touchscreen device.