Ahoy Lane Kiffin, better luck next time :rolleyes:

I gots to gets me some o' those.

Blackberrys seem to do it automagically. It keeps all the quotes in the reply.


[QUOTE=cheepneezy;12406894]How can you tell? Not one typo??:D
[QUOTE=Plus1;12407012]Trust me, there are pharmaceuticals involved. ;)[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

Select both quotes, and move the first [/quote] to the end.

Courtesy of the Mobile FT site.

Got it, thanks! Like the no parse deal too. Coolness abounds.

Hey Pete Carroll,

Welcome to Seattle.

In honor of today…
 

Welcome aboard this Continental Airlines flight. Please pay careful attention as we review important safety features about this aircraft.

Yer seatbelt ortin' ta now be fastened. T' fasten yer seatbelt, insert th' metal tab into th' buckle. Pull on th' strap t' tighten. T' release yer seatbelt, lift up on th' bucklet. Yer seatbelt ortin' ta be worn low an' tight across yer waist any time th' seat belt light be illuminated.

Ye be travelin' on board a Boein' 737-800 series aircraft. Thar be 8 emergency exits — a pair o'doors fore, a pair o'doors aft, an' four port hole exits located o'er th' win', a pair on each side. Please take a moment t' locate th' closest exit, keepin' in mind that 't may be located behind ye.

Th' aircraft cabin be pressurized fer yer comfort. In th' unlikely event that oxygen be needed, masks will appear from a compartment above ye. Pull th' mask toward ye t' start th' flow o' oxygen. Place th' mask o'er yer nose an' bung hole, wi' th' elastic band around yer hade. Pull th' ends o' th' elastic band t' tighten. E'en tho oxygen be flowin', th' bag may nay inflate. Make sure t' put on yer mask first before assistin' others.

Yer life vest be located under, or between, yer seat. T' use, remove th' life vest from th' plastic pouch. Unfold th' vest an' slid 't o'er yer hade. Wrap th' strap on th' vest around yer waist an' secure t' th' buckle in fore. Inflat th' vest jus' prior t' leavin' th' aircraft by pullin' down on th' red tab. Ye may also inflate th' vest manually by blowin' into th' tube at shoulder level. Thar be a light fer use at night that illuminates automatically in th' water.

This be a non-smokin' flight. Smokin' be nay allowed anywhere in th' aircraft cabin or lavatory. Disablin', or destroyin', a lavatory smoke detector be a federal offense. Offenders be forced t' keel haul th' plank.

Federal law requires passengers t' obey all crew member instructions, lighted signs, an' posted placards.

Crew members be now passin' through th' cabin fer our final safety checks. T' help help us prepare fer departure, please ensure that yer tray table an' seat aft be in the'r upstarboard an' locked position, all carry on items be stowed underneath th' seat in fore o' ye or in an overhead bin, an' all portable electronic devices be turned off an' stowed fer takeoff. Crew members will make an announcement when 'tis safe t' use approved portable electronic devices.

Once again, welcome aboard Continental Airlines. We be airborne, shortly.

I gave the pilot a try when it first aired and loved it (plus the OCD school counselor is really cute). It's on my DVR list too. My only complaint is that the use of auto-tune for the vocals is both blatant and obvious.....I think the show would be better if the singing weren't so clean and polished.

By the way....talk like a pirare day rocks...especially Plus1's safety briefing. Just watch out you don't hurt anyone when over-gesturing with your hook-hand :p

Here's today's old pirate joke care-of Robot Chicken: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...f03029fb311d74

As I slide further and further down the upgrade list for CLE-SFO, I have decided to roll the dice and check at 00:01 to see what kind of whacked out routing I can get with Same Day Change.

Plus1 be th' CEO. He posted LK`s Septembree letter from th' CO magazine. I be th' flight attendant round here. ;)

I'm checked into my flight to IAH and I am number 19 on the stand by listing and sliding further down. No way I'll see F but atleast I have a window seat, in a reclining row, on a DirecTV flight. I'll use most of my per diem paying to watch it! :rolleyes: My per diem is very small: $28 :rolleyes: but I do get paid to fly.

sfo-lax-sea-cle-las-ewr-iah?;)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Happy Hour has been extended tonight.

This Buckeye's fan thanks you, Seattle!

Wouldn't that be fun!

Just SFO-IAH-SFO. The most direct and boringest route, in Y. No miles for me. I can't even get free DirecTV since we don't have those special cards that the other airlines FAs have.