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You Asked: What is your Prime Directive? Alex: I'm not sure how to answer that. I understand simple questions best, can you try asking that in a different way? You Asked: What is the meaning of life? Alex: That's a question that only you can answer for yourself. You Asked: What are the Four Noble Truths? Alex: I am processing your request. |
You Asked: How do you feel about The Hublet? Alex: How can I not be happy? I work for Continental. |
You Asked: Why does CO fly so many ERJ's Alex: Here you will find the information about the aircraft in our fleet, including interior specifications and seat maps. View Page Here's More: Aircraft Type Lookup Boeing 757 BusinessFirst Cabin Boeing 767 BusinessFirst Cabin More > |
You Asked: Do you like the Q400's? Alex: I like all of Continental's airplanes. If I had to choose a favorite, it would be the Boeing 777, the flagship of the Continental fleet. |
You Asked: Are you a member of the Mile High Club? Alex: Hey, this isn't an Internet dating site! Do you have any questions about Continental? |
Referring to earlier today:
You Asked: Do you find the EUA system attractive? Alex: Elite status is awarded to our most active OnePass members who fly on Continental or other select airline partners. Here is a summary of our Elite benefits. |
You Asked: what kind of compensation is standard for a cabin ruined by perro farts? Alex: Hey, let's keep this clean. Is there something about Continental that I can help you with? |
You Asked: Does Continental pay you well? Alex: No one has to pay me to provide helpful service to our customers. You Asked: Is it safe to fly Colgan Air? Alex: Here you'll find additional information about our partnership with Colgan Air. Click here to view page You Asked: With the recent announcement of CO needing to cut jobs, do you feel like your job is at risk? Alex: This is a great place to work. I like it very much, thanks for asking. You Asked: What is your favorite feature on a male virtual assistant? Alex: I'm not sure how to answer that. I understand simple questions best, can you try asking that in a different way? You Asked: :rolleyes: Alex: I'm not sure how to answer that. I understand simple questions best, can you try asking that in a different way? |
Originally Posted by AMF in NJ
(Post 12099900)
People seemed to have forgotten that Conan was really, really, really, bad when he started the show. It took him a few seasons to finally get it down.
Originally Posted by icurhere2
(Post 12099926)
Some of us still think so.
Originally Posted by ConciergeMike
(Post 12099956)
I never liked Conan. Ever.
Conan is decidely un-funny, exceptionally annoying, and still really, really, really bad. Being repeatedly tased would be more enjoyable than watching anything that Conan does (or tries, usually unsuccessfully, to do). |
Originally Posted by sdm1130
(Post 12100051)
I'm still not sure why I'm amused by asking a "virtual assistant" random questions... :rolleyes:
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You Asked: Is there a God? Alex: I'm not sure how to answer that. I understand simple questions best, can you try asking that in a different way? |
New Penalty Box Game:
Take questions that we have asked Alex and insert human answers. You Asked: What is your favorite feature on a male virtual assistant? |
You Asked: Will my flight have a happy ending? Alex: I have not been trained on this subject yet. Use the feedback link and tell me more about the type of information you are looking for. |
You Asked: Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain? Alex: My favorite time of year is the summertime. |
You Asked: Do you think Scott O'Leary is cute? Alex: Since I'm from the virtual world, I feel at home virtually everywhere. |
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