Hurts so good, come on baby, make it hurt so good. I moan and groan during deep tissue and the masseuse always asks me if I'm OK, to which I tell her that even if it is painful it's only temporary. I looooove what good deep tissue does.

Mmm hmmm. I'll probably make her an outcast, but since she already eschews chicken nuggets and lemonade, what more can I do?

Haha.

Me too, but the phrase comes in handy.

I've always used the term "pocket dialing".

65 posts to go - good grief!

I will not deny that. The weird thing about is that some people get drunk and they don't shut up. I don't shut up when I'm sober and I quiet down and enjoy the ride in my head when I drink too much.

The spa I go to in DC offers full wine and cocktail service during haircuts and massages.

Anyone here wear Speedos? Real Housewives of New York guy wears a speedo. I think it's because he's an Aussie. I dated a speedo model when I was in college. I hated his photos.

Sure, that works too, but "butt dialing" does have its applications. I can't think of any right now, but a butt reference that works in a use of the phone has a place in any good comedian's mental file cabinet.

Just a few more hours... ;) I'm impressed at your effort so far!

As it should. When I go to my sil's place, she always gets me a cocktail even when I'm there just to see her :)

I have to ask. When you asked the question to the Harris County Constable, were you drunk or sober?

Thanks. I'm not quite at ALCO standards, but still I am trying.

I drink while cutting my own hair. :eek:

Huh. It pretty much riles me up.