Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence
Feb 18, 2008 | 9:18 pm
#106
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: North by God Royalton, Ohio
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Last year I took my seat back in coach next to a couple of young men. One of them commented about liking to bounce his luggage off the folks sitting up in first class. I let them know that kind of crass behavior had no place in modern society... I usually just fart on the way by the wide seats. 
Kinda backfired when I got a battlefield upgrade.
Kinda backfired when I got a battlefield upgrade.
Feb 18, 2008 | 9:21 pm
#107
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Clinging to the edifices of a decadent past from the biggest city in America nobody really cares about.
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Anyone here ever crop-dust Y?
Feb 19, 2008 | 9:46 am
#108
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Location: Southern, CA, USA
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>>I'm told it's sold at Hammacher Schlemmer. >>>
He can probably get a Depends at WalGreens or Vons
He can probably get a Depends at WalGreens or Vons
Feb 22, 2008 | 9:55 am
#110
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 2
"in an effiminant [sic] voice he squealed..."
I would just deal and laugh it off, like every other human.
And how is his voice being effeminate relevant?
You lost credibility with that shot. and check the spelling. Get over yourself!
And how is his voice being effeminate relevant?
You lost credibility with that shot. and check the spelling. Get over yourself!
Feb 22, 2008 | 12:28 pm
#111
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Location: new york, ny, usa
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Feb 22, 2008 | 12:49 pm
#112
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: A festering pit; a pustule of a fistula set athwart the miasmic swamps of the armpit of the Gulf of Mexico - a Godforsaken wart upon a dark crevasse of the World. (IAH)
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Originally Posted by Luke Wilson's Character in Idiocracy
You know, there was a time in this country when smart people were considered cool. Well, maybe not cool, but smart people did things, like build ships and pyramids, and they even went to the moon. And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasnt just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and [posted in threads, threads] that had stories, so you cared whose ... it was, and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!
Feb 22, 2008 | 12:51 pm
#113
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Moreland Hills (CLE)
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Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter
It's unconscionable that we're not all drawing fat royalty checks.
Feb 22, 2008 | 12:52 pm
#114
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Location: A festering pit; a pustule of a fistula set athwart the miasmic swamps of the armpit of the Gulf of Mexico - a Godforsaken wart upon a dark crevasse of the World. (IAH)
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Feb 22, 2008 | 1:16 pm
#115
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: CO hublette
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(OK, who wants to try and say that 10 times fast?)
Feb 25, 2008 | 8:23 am
#116
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Maybe they need to start handing these out when folks step on the plane: http://www.garmentguard.com/index.as...ATS&Category=8
Or, install it into the seat.
Or, install it into the seat.
Mar 18, 2008 | 7:33 am
#118
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since we are talking about cheeses, i thought i would bump this puppy to the top of the heap.
Mar 18, 2008 | 7:39 am
#119
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Mar 18, 2008 | 8:58 am
#120
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As noted in the cheese thread, the Chelsea split pea soup seems to be a cause of umitigated flatulation.