Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence
Jul 31, 2008 | 7:46 pm
#136
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Just when you thought it was safe.........
to inhale.
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to inhale.
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Aug 1, 2008 | 6:29 am
#137
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I presume "flatus" is the plural. What is the singular, "flatum"?
Aug 1, 2008 | 6:44 am
#138
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This is a brilliant thread.
I get gas on just about every flight I take, so I apologize if I've nuked any of you in the past.
I get gas on just about every flight I take, so I apologize if I've nuked any of you in the past.
Aug 1, 2008 | 7:18 am
#139
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Aug 1, 2008 | 7:24 am
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Aug 1, 2008 | 7:24 am
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Aug 1, 2008 | 7:25 am
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Aug 1, 2008 | 7:26 am
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Sep 17, 2008 | 2:10 pm
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I was rather gassy in 1E on CO1870 this past Monday - MCO-CLE. It was a 735 no less. If my intestines had required a weather forecast prior to takeoff, it would have included the words "mostly farty". 
Sep 17, 2008 | 2:15 pm
#148
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In recent weeks, I've taken to chewing liberal amounts of Gas-X tablets in-flight. I've eliminated nearly all noxious bass from my repertoire. ^
Sep 17, 2008 | 2:16 pm
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I have found Gas-X to have the reverse effect on me.
Sep 17, 2008 | 2:17 pm
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