Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence
Sep 17, 2008 | 2:22 pm
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I have never in life eaten baked beans.
Sep 17, 2008 | 2:31 pm
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Sep 17, 2008 | 2:41 pm
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Sep 17, 2008 | 3:50 pm
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Sep 21, 2008 | 10:14 am
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Oct 12, 2008 | 9:41 pm
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To anyone who was on flight 5623 today from IAH to MAF, I apologize. It turns out that I was not the only one to suffer for an entire weekend of bad dietary choices. I do not think I have had that much fat in my entire life, and everyone on that plane paid.
For reference, the effect of audacious and unmitigated flatulence is much worse on an RJ than on a big plane... there is just no place for it to go. Someone should check and make sure the cities we flew over are still there.
I flew to Austin for the weekend on a combination segment run/ mini-vacation. It started late Friday night at Olivia with the veal risotto, then an early Saturday breakfast at a Mexican greasy spoon (Sazon), then more party food than I can count while watching UT beat Oklahoma. I'm an Aggie. Why the heck was I watching that game and eating that food anyway?
Then there was a late supper at Uchi featuring something called a "bacon steakie," then a heavy breakfast, then a couple of fairly disastrous airport meals. If it makes anyone feel better, the price I paid on the car ride home was even worse than the price everyone paid for being on the same airplane with me.
Seriously, I'm sorry. I will eat better for the next mileage run.
For reference, the effect of audacious and unmitigated flatulence is much worse on an RJ than on a big plane... there is just no place for it to go. Someone should check and make sure the cities we flew over are still there.
I flew to Austin for the weekend on a combination segment run/ mini-vacation. It started late Friday night at Olivia with the veal risotto, then an early Saturday breakfast at a Mexican greasy spoon (Sazon), then more party food than I can count while watching UT beat Oklahoma. I'm an Aggie. Why the heck was I watching that game and eating that food anyway?
Then there was a late supper at Uchi featuring something called a "bacon steakie," then a heavy breakfast, then a couple of fairly disastrous airport meals. If it makes anyone feel better, the price I paid on the car ride home was even worse than the price everyone paid for being on the same airplane with me.
Seriously, I'm sorry. I will eat better for the next mileage run.
Oct 13, 2008 | 6:08 am
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OK, apparently I have been living under a rock. I just realized that F/A's do this to, however we have a different name for it. Crop Dusting. I'll leave it at that! It does happen to us all though. (Just blame it on the pressure difference like we do 
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Oct 13, 2008 | 8:03 am
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Blaming the presence of the gas on pressure differences is valid, but it has nothing to do with the content!
Oct 13, 2008 | 8:12 am
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Dunno kno, if somebody already posted this, but here are the common foods to avoid Before your flight
* beans
* cabbage
* corn
* cauliflower
* broccoli
* bell peppers
* milk
* bread
* eggs
* beer
* raisins and dried fruits
* beans
* cabbage
* corn
* cauliflower
* broccoli
* bell peppers
* milk
* bread
* eggs
* beer
* raisins and dried fruits
Oct 13, 2008 | 8:18 am
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So what you are saying is a Southwestern Breakfast Burrito (eggs, peppers, black beans, corn) is a bad idea?
Oct 13, 2008 | 9:58 am
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Oct 13, 2008 | 10:44 am
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I've already considered my possibility for audacious and unmitigated flatulence on my trip this week. EWR-ATL on Thursday morning, return Friday afternoon with a stop at Morton's and a fast food breakfast or two between the flights. There's also practically zero chance that I'll be in F, so I'll get to punish the masses.
Oct 18, 2008 | 6:50 pm
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Dec 8, 2008 | 10:34 am
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Wow - no holiday season stories to share?