Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence
Jan 25, 2009 | 5:25 pm
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Yeah, well, it could be worse. I was on an LGW-IAH flight a few years back. I also happened to be sick as a dog, getting up & going to the bathroom as much as I could. Sure enough, sometime during the flight, the smell of something really bad began to filter through my row and lingered through the rest of the flight. Of course I was blamed. At the end of the flight, it turned out that the miscreant was a 5 year old boy in the row behind me who "forgot" to tell his dad he needed to go potty. Yup, right in the seat.
Gas is temporary. Poop is not.
Gas is temporary. Poop is not.
yuck, that is a time you make that boy clean it up! (as a parent)
Aug 25, 2009 | 10:35 pm
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could have been worse-
you could be sitting next to this guy on your next trip to Belgum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtMFSvY5EsQ
you could be sitting next to this guy on your next trip to Belgum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtMFSvY5EsQ
Feb 10, 2010 | 7:55 pm
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Great thread!
Steve32
Great thread!
Steve32
Feb 11, 2010 | 5:43 am
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This is my favorite thread! I love when someone resurrects it. Bravo to you, steve32!
Feb 11, 2010 | 6:32 am
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It seems I couldn't sniff out anything new. That stinks.
But so as not to be rude, Good Morning and Welcome Back Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence Thread!
But so as not to be rude, Good Morning and Welcome Back Audacious and Unmitigated Flatulence Thread!
Feb 11, 2010 | 6:44 am
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Stink Shield
Dear OP, Why did you not construct a "stink shield" as described in the famous 2004 Continental complaint letter regarding seat 29E . The graphic diagrams make it worth looking at the actual complaint
http://www.scribd.com/doc/1144/Seat-...-Bathroom-Row-
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/seat29e.asp
http://www.scribd.com/doc/1144/Seat-...-Bathroom-Row-
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/seat29e.asp
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Jul 26, 2010 | 10:28 pm
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How is it that there has been no discussion of flatulence since February given all of the hot air expended on Star Alliance and UA?
Jul 26, 2010 | 11:48 pm
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How is it that there has been no discussion of flatulence since February given all of the hot air expended on Star Alliance and UA?
Jul 27, 2010 | 5:19 am
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Jul 27, 2010 | 5:21 am
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Bravo to you, ConciergeMike!
Jul 27, 2010 | 6:00 am
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We've been trying to teach kids via the famous book "Everybody Poops" that everybody farts. It seems some of the adults need to remember this lesson! 
Jul 27, 2010 | 9:19 am
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Just because they write books like Johnny has 2 daddies, and change the word "weather cycle" to global warming in order to indoctrinate kids, doesnt make it right.
If you cant control yourself, buy a Depends from the F/A.
If you cant control yourself, buy a Depends from the F/A.
Jul 27, 2010 | 11:22 am
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I've taken to keeping a supply of Gas-X at the ready whenever I fly. PELs (personal emission levels) are down, while SATMs (seatmate attitudes towards me) are up.
May 24, 2011 | 6:17 pm
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