TSA wants to test your drink -- at the gate
#166
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I have witnessed a TSO go ballistic because someone had their personal water bottle full during a gate check. The TSO was demanding to know how the pax got it through security and asking if the passenger wanted to fly today. Apparently, the concept of carrying it through empty then filling it up at a water fountain is completely foreign to them.
I've also had a TSO at SNA do a gate search of my laptop bag, during which he found a non-aerosol hand sanitizer spray. He asked if I'd had it out in a separate bag during checkpoint screening. When I asked what business it was of his, he replied that he would have to confiscate it if it hadn't been properly screened, then asked again. My reply was, "Sure, whatever," and he just put it back into my bag and sent me on my way.
I've also had a TSO at SNA do a gate search of my laptop bag, during which he found a non-aerosol hand sanitizer spray. He asked if I'd had it out in a separate bag during checkpoint screening. When I asked what business it was of his, he replied that he would have to confiscate it if it hadn't been properly screened, then asked again. My reply was, "Sure, whatever," and he just put it back into my bag and sent me on my way.
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These are low-paid clerks with no security clearance and pretty much no respect or concern for their country. A terrorist's best friend.
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Or their countrymen.
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While being interviewed, the robber claims that he bribed a TS"O" to let him through security with a gun. How on earth do you verify this statement as true or false? LE (and the TSA) know that the landside-airside barrier is so porous, there are countless ways he could have gotten the gun onto the airplane: friend working at the airport, friend who's an LEO, or the NoS simply didn't detect the gun.
On a side note, my blood pressure doubles when there's some article about a box knife being found in a seat back pocket, and invariably, someone is quoted saying "I don't see how the box knife could have possibly made it on the airplane with the TSA on guard!"
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That'd be difficult to prove when the video of the clerk handling the miscreant's bag at the checkpoint disappeared.
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While being interviewed, the robber claims that he bribed a TS"O" to let him through security with a gun. How on earth do you verify this statement as true or false? LE (and the TSA) know that the landside-airside barrier is so porous, there are countless ways he could have gotten the gun onto the airplane: friend working at the airport, friend who's an LEO, or the NoS simply didn't detect the gun.
And if that was the case, said clerk would probably not be smart enough to hide the payments. It would be easily figured out.
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"Sir, I'm carrying Dihydrogen Monoxide. Just to let you know, it can cause severe burns, electrical failures, corrosion and even death if consumed in large quantities. It's used as an industrial solvent, fire retardant and in pesticides. What harm could it possibly cause?"
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I refused to participate in this nonsense SEA a couple of years ago, while seated at a gate in the north satellite. They weren't sure what to do about my refusal and went off to ask a supervisr what do do. In the interim, I finished my drink. They ended up playing the DYW2FT game with me and I let them test my empty cup. (Original thread here)
It brings up a question I've had all along with gate searches, and now also this nonsense: How in the world is any kind of arbitrary search away from the checkpoint considered to be constitutional? Especially if the idea is that if they find drugs or anything illegal - not just a weapon - they'll call a cop and turn you in? TSA is an agent of the government and that kind of behavior is prohibited by the 4th Amendment. Period.
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Hand your beverage to the TSO and while he/she makes magic, reach in your bag and pull out another large sealed beverage.
Or reach in your bag and pull out a large container of lotion or alcohol - something obviously too large for the checkpoint, non-medical, a sterile area purchase.
Wonder if they'll test all sterile area liquids, or just beverages.
Or reach in your bag and pull out a large container of lotion or alcohol - something obviously too large for the checkpoint, non-medical, a sterile area purchase.
Wonder if they'll test all sterile area liquids, or just beverages.
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"Sir, I'm carrying Dihydrogen Monoxide. Just to let you know, it can cause severe burns, electrical failures, corrosion and even death if consumed in large quantities. It's used as an industrial solvent, fire retardant and in pesticides. What harm could it possibly cause?"
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"Sir, I'm carrying Dihydrogen Monoxide. Just to let you know, it can cause severe burns, electrical failures, corrosion and even death if consumed in large quantities. It's used as an industrial solvent, fire retardant and in pesticides. What harm could it possibly cause?"
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The best answer I've ever gotten from a TSO during a gate check is, "The signs at the checkpoint say we can."
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Dihydrogen monoxide is also responsible for aggressive behaviour. Researchers found that when they removed all the water from aquariums containing Siamese fighting fish, all signs of aggression disappeared almost immediately. Further research confirmed that complete water deprivation decreased aggressive behaviour in mammals; but sometimes it took a few weeks.
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Dihydrogen monoxide is also responsible for aggressive behaviour. Researchers found that when they removed all the water from aquariums containing Siamese fighting fish, all signs of aggression disappeared almost immediately. Further research confirmed that complete water deprivation decreased aggressive behaviour in mammals; but sometimes it took a few weeks.
~~ Irish
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#180
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That is how you (IMHO) get airside screening of liquids as some yahoo (probably some low level bureaucrat in Washington or maybe even at the airport admin level) figures that liquids are bad, there are liquids air side, so let protect the public by checking them with our "magic dangerous liquid identification strips" (Patent Pending ).
This lack of education and the fact that front line TSA Employees are essentially clerks explains how Post #: 96 occurs, where the TSA employee is going to confiscate a liquid because it was not found in a baggie upon the gate search, but when told it was in a baggie at the checkpoint he did not confiscate it. The TSA employee is nothing more than a clerk and he is told in a baggie safe, out of a baggie unsafe and not given any reasoning for the baggie and thus has to confiscate a liquid not found in the baggie even though for all intense and purposes it may meet all other qualifications for being "safe" air side.
Dan