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United Club changes (drinks and Wifi) - Sept/Oct. 2013
#241
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Liquor taxes might be lower, but sales tax is 15%
#242
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Lake Charles, LA
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Here is the solution for IAH for a >3 hour layover.
1) Ride the 102 bus to the convenience store on Greens Road (about 15 minutes).
2) Buy a bottle of expensive spirit of your choice for the price of one measure of it in the UC.
3) Drink the expensive spirit of your choice while waiting for the 102 bus back to the airport, from a brown paper bag as drinking at a bus stop is a misdemeanor in Houston.
4) Ride the bus back to the airport.
4) Go through security at Terminal C (shortest lines) and ride the airside train back to Terminal E.
5) Go to the UC. You should be so drunk that the low-quality spirits served in the UC are of no consequence.
HOWEVER: You may also be so drunk that they will not let you into the UC for being drunk. Furthermore, you may be denied boarding on the bus for being drunk, or for not having the $1.25 fare, or for lacking the hand-eye co-ordination required for putting the fare into the fare box on the bus. Then they may not let you on the plane, either. And you might have already been arrested for drinking at the bus stop...
Maybe this isn't such a good idea. I'll get my coat.
1) Ride the 102 bus to the convenience store on Greens Road (about 15 minutes).
2) Buy a bottle of expensive spirit of your choice for the price of one measure of it in the UC.
3) Drink the expensive spirit of your choice while waiting for the 102 bus back to the airport, from a brown paper bag as drinking at a bus stop is a misdemeanor in Houston.
4) Ride the bus back to the airport.
4) Go through security at Terminal C (shortest lines) and ride the airside train back to Terminal E.
5) Go to the UC. You should be so drunk that the low-quality spirits served in the UC are of no consequence.
HOWEVER: You may also be so drunk that they will not let you into the UC for being drunk. Furthermore, you may be denied boarding on the bus for being drunk, or for not having the $1.25 fare, or for lacking the hand-eye co-ordination required for putting the fare into the fare box on the bus. Then they may not let you on the plane, either. And you might have already been arrested for drinking at the bus stop...
Maybe this isn't such a good idea. I'll get my coat.
#243
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I suppose I am one of those freeloaders....but to be fair UA gets paid for each entry I make via Priority Pass (Int'l version so still valid at UA) but I am not pleased with this either. I am not a big spirits drinker but do like wine and beer. The wine was pretty bad most of the time but you still had beer to fall back on. Now there is just the carrot sticks! I won't drink Bud or 2 buck chuck (or whatever cheaper stuff UA can source) and there is no food to speak of so what's the point? Definitely will stick to the AS Boardroom in Seattle! Also it will not endear me to flying UA in the future.
#244
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 5,825
Just wait until the new SFO T3 United Club opens.
It will be one of the best in the US.
Complimentary alcohol selections have not changed / been announced yet, right?
Hopefully, an acceptable local beer will still be available (Sierra Nevada would be great!)
If you like beer, and are traveling soon, just skip the UC altogether and head to the new Anchor Steam restaurant / 'brewery'. You will not be disappointed!
It will be one of the best in the US.
Complimentary alcohol selections have not changed / been announced yet, right?
Hopefully, an acceptable local beer will still be available (Sierra Nevada would be great!)
If you like beer, and are traveling soon, just skip the UC altogether and head to the new Anchor Steam restaurant / 'brewery'. You will not be disappointed!
#246
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: SEA & RDM
Programs: UA - 1MM, DL Diamond, AS MVP75, Marriott Titanium, Hilton Gold
Posts: 8,037
This is absolutely ridiculous...raise membership prices again and then pull this?
I renewed a week ago but am trying to cancel and get a refund.
#247
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Morris County, NJ
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This would NEVER happen if Gordon were in charge.
Just saying.
I don't drink heavily at the UC but do enjoy the regional beers - beer & Milano cookie has been my go-to.
If its just bud lite, I'll stick to water.
Just saying.
I don't drink heavily at the UC but do enjoy the regional beers - beer & Milano cookie has been my go-to.
If its just bud lite, I'll stick to water.
#248
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Between AUS, EWR, and YTO In a little twisty maze of airline seats, all alike.. but I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Same th@:-)ng...
It's after September 5. Has anyone visited the Red Presidents Club in Cleveland? I'm curious about the level of annoyance to expect from the new prcedures for wifi...
It's after September 5. Has anyone visited the Red Presidents Club in Cleveland? I'm curious about the level of annoyance to expect from the new prcedures for wifi...
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#249
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 5,814
Only BL... BL for all!
The death by 1K cuts continue.
#250
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: DFW from PDX - UA 1K 2MM,Lifetime HHonnors Diamond, Bonvoy AMB/LT Tit, National Exec Elite, Hertz PC
Posts: 554
United Club improvements (drinks and Wifi) - Sept. - Oct. 2013
Bartender in ORD told me yesterday that alot of 1 day pass customers come in and drink quite few drinks.
I am surprised they don't bring the government cubed cheese back.
The bellows is horrible. I wish they would just kept the Wells the same and charged two or three dollars for them.
He also mentioned wine was going to 12 and 14 a glass.
Maybe we will start seeing some bottles of bellows in first now.
I am surprised they don't bring the government cubed cheese back.
The bellows is horrible. I wish they would just kept the Wells the same and charged two or three dollars for them.
He also mentioned wine was going to 12 and 14 a glass.
Maybe we will start seeing some bottles of bellows in first now.
#251
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: NCL
Programs: UA 1MM/*G. DL Gold for one more year.
Posts: 5,305
I'd never heard of Bellows so I googled them. Bizarre how any manufacturer could maintain such a total internet blackout. The only hits you get are retailers - and one lawsuit, according to which Bellows and Company, Inc, is located in Maryland.
This is beginning to look like the kind of fantasy spirit brands you find in Lidl, if there are any other Europeans reading this thread. Their current vodka is called "Putinoff".
Mind, you're unlikely to see much of us non-US visitors who have been entering the club on the basis of our international boarding passes rather than membership. Let's see, I can either go to the UA club, which is tatty and crowded and sells mediocre drinks but no food, or I could go to Vino Volo... No-brainer!
This is beginning to look like the kind of fantasy spirit brands you find in Lidl, if there are any other Europeans reading this thread. Their current vodka is called "Putinoff".
Mind, you're unlikely to see much of us non-US visitors who have been entering the club on the basis of our international boarding passes rather than membership. Let's see, I can either go to the UA club, which is tatty and crowded and sells mediocre drinks but no food, or I could go to Vino Volo... No-brainer!
#252
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Location: Between AUS, EWR, and YTO In a little twisty maze of airline seats, all alike.. but I wanna go home with the armadillo
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#253
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Boulder
Programs: AA Plat, CX Silver
Posts: 2,361
Of course, I already cancelled my membership two months ago so I don't really care. Got tired of fighting for a seat in the IAH-C clubs.
#254
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: NCL
Programs: UA 1MM/*G. DL Gold for one more year.
Posts: 5,305
2. Has any guest ever consumed more than $50 (purchase value) worth?
3. If there's nothing in the club worth drinking, eating, or sitting on, why would anybody pay $50 for a day pass in the future?
#255
Join Date: Nov 2000
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2. Has any guest ever consumed more than $50 (purchase value) worth?
3. If there's nothing in the club worth drinking, eating, or sitting on, why would anybody pay $50 for a day pass in the future?