Terminal Peeves
#16


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People who think travelators are for standing still on and spreading themselves out.
People who walk through a doorway then come to a dead stop are a hazard everywhere. Always get clear of an exit before slowing down.
People who walk through a doorway then come to a dead stop are a hazard everywhere. Always get clear of an exit before slowing down.
#17


Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: NL
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I try to remember that these horrible people are mostly folks not experienced with flying, don't know the routines, don't know the terminal, and are like my once-a-year elderly father. Smiling and giving people the benefit of the doubt is both gracious and keeps one's blood pressure down.

(bolding mine)
#18
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LCD screens smaller than my home TV (not optimal for displaying lots of text to large rooms full of anxious travelers) that are positioned so that crowds of people congregate to squint at the information right in the path of people who are trying to move through the terminal.
#20
Join Date: Dec 2011
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People who sprawl out on the floor in the gate area with no consideration for those trying to maneuver around them. This past week I was on a very crowded (and delayed) flight out of BOS and nearly tripped over a young man who had made a sleeping area for himself (complete with backpack pillow) right smack in the middle of the passageway between the seating area and the gate. He remained there until the flight began boarding.
Same flight, it was impossible to maneuver around the seating area because people had planted themselves on the floor between rows of facing seats.
Same flight, it was impossible to maneuver around the seating area because people had planted themselves on the floor between rows of facing seats.
#21
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: SEA
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Baggage carousels. People who crowd around the carousels so that you can't see your bags. And when you see your bags you can't get to them.
#22
Join Date: Sep 2004
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LCD screens smaller than my home TV (not optimal for displaying lots of text to large rooms full of anxious travelers) that are positioned so that crowds of people congregate to squint at the information right in the path of people who are trying to move through the terminal.
(I'd also add that the number of people who are going to want to see flight details for a flight leaving at 22.35 when it's only eight o'clock in the morning must be tiny, yet frequently I have seen all the flights for the whole day and even for some of the next day scrawling through, many hours before they could conceivably be relevant in the departure lounge.)
#23
Join Date: May 2013
Location: EWR
Posts: 58
I take my empty refillable water bottle through security. I want ice water during my wait and on the flight. In some airports I can go to any food concession and they will gladly fill my bottle with ice and water. In some airports nobody will give me ice and water. In that case I find a water fountain, but using it requires both hands and means I have to take my hands off my luggage - sometimes it's too risky.
HNL Commuter Terminal: There is a small stand where you can buy sandwiches (I believe it's Quizno's). They also sell bottled drinks, and will give you paper cups upon request. If you want ice, you have to go to the bar and ask for it.
HNL Commuter Terminal: There is a small stand where you can buy sandwiches (I believe it's Quizno's). They also sell bottled drinks, and will give you paper cups upon request. If you want ice, you have to go to the bar and ask for it.
#24
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 93
Mow them down.
Excuse me, <choose one>
- Can I sit here, please?
- Is this seat free?
- Is anyone sitting this seat?
- Move.
Ever play Red Rover?
"Excuse me..." <plow>
See above.
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I'm being somewhat facetious, but have had to take others to task before for being absolute morons and not being fit to be part of society.
Excuse me, <choose one>
- Can I sit here, please?
- Is this seat free?
- Is anyone sitting this seat?
- Move.
Ever play Red Rover?
"Excuse me..." <plow>
See above.
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I'm being somewhat facetious, but have had to take others to task before for being absolute morons and not being fit to be part of society.

My sister, God love her, actually does this. Lumps of flesh that don't step back when elevator doors open to let her in or out? I've witnessed her "bump" into them. I was with her when we were waiting for an elevator door to open and a man rushed rudely in front of us. "Ladies FIRST!" she yelled, and kicked him in the shin. Yes- she actually kicked him in the shin. He called security, and located us, but security shrugged and walked off. Whew.
She's "blindly" walked into a small child who was wandering unattended. She's kicked the seat in front of her to teach someone a lesson.
Actually, come to think of it, she's kind of my hero.
#25


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Members of 'the great unwashed' that stop at the end of an escalator (or moving walkway) to figure out where they are. Meanwhile, the escalator is moving with an unending supply of bodies. I have now just walk into them - saying 'excuse me' doesn't seem to register and people behind me just keep coming.
#28
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: CBG
Posts: 307
Toilets.
Not enough toilet cubicles. I've had this at LGW before where they are all full in one toilet and I've had to go on a mission to find a usable one.
No toilets by the gates. Boarding is delayed and you have to negotiate your way past a checkpoint to go back to the main terminal concourse.
No toilets before immigration arrivals. I'm sure this happened to me somewhere once.
Not enough toilet cubicles. I've had this at LGW before where they are all full in one toilet and I've had to go on a mission to find a usable one.
No toilets by the gates. Boarding is delayed and you have to negotiate your way past a checkpoint to go back to the main terminal concourse.
No toilets before immigration arrivals. I'm sure this happened to me somewhere once.
#29




Join Date: Apr 2005
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Ever play Red Rover?
I'm being somewhat facetious, but have had to take others to task before for being absolute morons and not being fit to be part of society.
#30
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Wonderful Weald of kent
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Posts: 989
Terminal Peeves?
London Heathrow Terminal 5 and its lack of facilities to get a full meal landside.
On Departure level there is an Italian chain restaurant (and not one of the better examples of the chain) and a pub which serve meals. At Arrivals, there are several coffee stands and a Marks and Spencer food to go. All this is fine, until the day when you have set off to collect someone from said airport, which can be up to 4 hrs (depending on traffic) from home, and on arrival, find that the flight you're meeting is delayed!
What is more irritating is the knowledge that on the other side of security are numerous restaurants serving delicious food, and you can't get near them!
London Heathrow Terminal 5 and its lack of facilities to get a full meal landside.
On Departure level there is an Italian chain restaurant (and not one of the better examples of the chain) and a pub which serve meals. At Arrivals, there are several coffee stands and a Marks and Spencer food to go. All this is fine, until the day when you have set off to collect someone from said airport, which can be up to 4 hrs (depending on traffic) from home, and on arrival, find that the flight you're meeting is delayed!
What is more irritating is the knowledge that on the other side of security are numerous restaurants serving delicious food, and you can't get near them!


