Many times I've thought of doing this then pretending I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident

My sister, God love her, actually does this. Lumps of flesh that don't step back when elevator doors open to let her in or out? I've witnessed her "bump" into them. I was with her when we were waiting for an elevator door to open and a man rushed rudely in front of us. "Ladies FIRST!" she yelled, and kicked him in the shin. Yes- she actually kicked him in the shin. He called security, and located us, but security shrugged and walked off. Whew.

She's "blindly" walked into a small child who was wandering unattended. She's kicked the seat in front of her to teach someone a lesson.

Actually, come to think of it, she's kind of my hero.