Ask the BAEC Gold Thread
Sep 2, 2014, 12:08 pm
#1
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Ask the BAEC Gold Thread
This thread is the place for any Silver/Bronze/Blue/OW equivalent to ask any question and receive an enlightened response.
Only rule is that only Golds can respond with an answer AND the answer will always be a sarcastic 'life advice' type answer common to (insert your favourite mag / paper here) column on "Ask Auntie X"
So here is your chance to get the advice you need but didn't ask for! @:-)
Only rule is that only Golds can respond with an answer AND the answer will always be a sarcastic 'life advice' type answer common to (insert your favourite mag / paper here) column on "Ask Auntie X"
So here is your chance to get the advice you need but didn't ask for! @:-)
Sep 2, 2014, 12:34 pm
#7
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By applying Warburton's Theorem, and avoiding changing at Earl's Court onto the District Line, we can deduce that it's inversely proportional to the increase in circumference of the holder's head.
Sep 2, 2014, 12:37 pm
#8
Join Date: Apr 2014
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Dear BAEC Gold/s,
I have two initial queries.
Firstly, how can I best display my gold luggage tags to ensure people know I'm the kind of guy you wouldn't want to invite to a dinner party?
Secondly, are the rumours of a secret 'have a screaming child belonging to someone else checked into the hold' perk true?
I await your reply with bated breath.
I have two initial queries.
Firstly, how can I best display my gold luggage tags to ensure people know I'm the kind of guy you wouldn't want to invite to a dinner party?
Secondly, are the rumours of a secret 'have a screaming child belonging to someone else checked into the hold' perk true?
I await your reply with bated breath.
Sep 2, 2014, 12:45 pm
#9
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Dear BAEC Gold,
While we all know that JMB Diamond has the smallest card among oneworld Emeralds, how does the BAEC Gold card compare in size to AAdv EXP and other Emeralds?
Sincerely,
Wistfully Waiting
While we all know that JMB Diamond has the smallest card among oneworld Emeralds, how does the BAEC Gold card compare in size to AAdv EXP and other Emeralds?
Sincerely,
Wistfully Waiting
Sep 2, 2014, 12:57 pm
#10
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Furthermore, how does the BAEC gold card compare in rigidity to the other oneworld emerald cards?
Sep 2, 2014, 1:15 pm
#11
Join Date: Aug 2012
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Dear Auntie Gold,
I'm absolutely petrified that I will be publicly humiliated. The small straps provided to proudly display my bag tags are rather flaccid in appearance, and lacking endurance compared to those sported by other men.
What can I do to prevent one from limply dropping towards the floor in the middle of the lounge?
Yours,
Dreadfully worried
I'm absolutely petrified that I will be publicly humiliated. The small straps provided to proudly display my bag tags are rather flaccid in appearance, and lacking endurance compared to those sported by other men.
What can I do to prevent one from limply dropping towards the floor in the middle of the lounge?
Yours,
Dreadfully worried
Sep 2, 2014, 1:27 pm
#12
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It's not the black AA Concierge key card which is smallest? In any case, the only possible answer to that question is that mine is larger.
Sep 2, 2014, 1:27 pm
#13
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Dear Auntie Gold,
I'm absolutely petrified that I will be publicly humiliated. The small straps provided to proudly display my bag tags are rather flaccid in appearance, and lacking endurance compared to those sported by other men.
What can I do to prevent one from limply dropping towards the floor in the middle of the lounge?
Yours,
Dreadfully worried
I'm absolutely petrified that I will be publicly humiliated. The small straps provided to proudly display my bag tags are rather flaccid in appearance, and lacking endurance compared to those sported by other men.
What can I do to prevent one from limply dropping towards the floor in the middle of the lounge?
Yours,
Dreadfully worried