UA's seats - absorbs methane pretty well
Dec 30, 2007, 8:21 pm
#31
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: SEA/YVR/BLI
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Posts: 9,490
Dec 30, 2007, 8:51 pm
#32
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: MBS/FNT/LAN
Programs: UA 1K, HH Gold, Mariott Gold
Posts: 9,630
http://flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=773305
Dec 30, 2007, 8:59 pm
#33
Join Date: Dec 2005
Programs: UA 1P
Posts: 350
I smell a FT Classic Thread in the making.
Dec 30, 2007, 9:41 pm
#34
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Seattle & Seoul.... and now, Maastricht....
Programs: UA Mileage Plus, NWA WorldPerks deserter, Alaska Airlines Something-er-Other...
Posts: 1,888
"Uuuuh hey Beavis..... this is like, the coolest thread ever...."
"Yeah! Yeah! Ever!!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Ever!!"
Dec 30, 2007, 9:49 pm
#35
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Portland
Programs: HH Gold, Alaska MVP Gold
Posts: 4,074
Man..those F class omelettes are what do me..that and the cheese plates with the 1.4lb blocks of industrial grade cheddar and swiss..i should stop eating them.
Dec 30, 2007, 10:06 pm
#36
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: 旧金山/Old Gold Hill/SFO
Programs: UA 1P, Marriott Platium, SPG
Posts: 1,001
"Sir, I refer you to our Contract of Carriage which states:
IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES WHERE REFUSAL TO BOARD OR REMOVAL
FROM THE AIRCRAFT MAY BE NECESSARY FOR THE SAFETY OR COMFORT OF
THEMSELVES AND OTHER PASSENGERS:
F) PERSONS WHO HAVE A MALODOROUS CONDITION (OTHER THAN
INDIVIDUALS QUALIFYING AS DISABLED).
You don't SMELL like a 1K..."
IN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES WHERE REFUSAL TO BOARD OR REMOVAL
FROM THE AIRCRAFT MAY BE NECESSARY FOR THE SAFETY OR COMFORT OF
THEMSELVES AND OTHER PASSENGERS:
F) PERSONS WHO HAVE A MALODOROUS CONDITION (OTHER THAN
INDIVIDUALS QUALIFYING AS DISABLED).
You don't SMELL like a 1K..."
Dec 30, 2007, 10:09 pm
#38
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Portland
Programs: HH Gold, Alaska MVP Gold
Posts: 4,074
Dec 30, 2007, 10:10 pm
#39
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: 旧金山/Old Gold Hill/SFO
Programs: UA 1P, Marriott Platium, SPG
Posts: 1,001
GVA-FRA-SFO, get some good bread.
SFO-SAN. Enjoy.
I wonder if a baggage tag will stick to a block of cheese?
Dec 30, 2007, 10:17 pm
#40
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: LAX
Programs: UA 1K, Kimpton Inner Circle
Posts: 155
I can't believe I:
a) clicked on this thread
b) read all 3 pages worth of posts
Dec 30, 2007, 10:58 pm
#41
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Programs: AA ExecPlat; AF Gold; UA GS; Hyatt L. Globalist; Marriott Plat; Hilton Diamond; National EE
Posts: 6,167
Dec 30, 2007, 11:04 pm
#42
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Join Date: May 2006
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Posts: 10,000
"Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days - clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
Dec 31, 2007, 7:38 am
#44
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: IAD, DCA
Programs: UA-Plat, Marriott-Plat, AAI, AAII
Posts: 3,758
Maybe I'm not the only guy who grabs a big stinky burrito to eat on every longhaul flight.
Dec 31, 2007, 8:55 am
#45
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SAN
Programs: UA 1MM/1K, HH Diamond
Posts: 6,832
Oy. Really? 