FAMed Again, but maybe a solution
#46
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So it's "theft" to force automakers to spend extra money to install airbags, bumpers which work, and other safety devices? It costs them money, after all. Must be "theft".
It's theft to require food preparers to adhere to certain costly food preparation requirements? It costs them money, after all. Yep, more "theft".
It's theft to require construction companies to follow certain OSHA regulations? It costs them money, after all. Give me a "T", give me an "H", give me an "E", ..........
It's theft to require a building contractor to build a building with concrete fire-proof stairways, smoke detectors and sprinkler systems? It costs them money after all. Damn thieves, being forced to protect people like that. Outrageous.
Doesn't the government realize that it's taking food off the table of these airline CEO's? It's THEFT!!!!!!!!!
The "theft" position is nothing other than BS.
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Bull-twaddle.
So it's "theft" to force automakers to spend extra money to install airbags, bumpers which work, and other safety devices? It costs them money, after all. Must be "theft".
It's theft to require food preparers to adhere to certain costly food preparation requirements? It costs them money, after all. Yep, more "theft".
It's theft to require construction companies to follow certain OSHA regulations? It costs them money, after all. Give me a "T", give me an "H", give me an "E", ..........
It's theft to require a building contractor to build a building with concrete fire-proof stairways, smoke detectors and sprinkler systems? It costs them money after all. Damn thieves, being forced to protect people like that. Outrageous.
Doesn't the government realize that it's taking food off the table of these airline CEO's? It's THEFT!!!!!!!!!
The "theft" position is nothing other than BS.
So it's "theft" to force automakers to spend extra money to install airbags, bumpers which work, and other safety devices? It costs them money, after all. Must be "theft".
It's theft to require food preparers to adhere to certain costly food preparation requirements? It costs them money, after all. Yep, more "theft".
It's theft to require construction companies to follow certain OSHA regulations? It costs them money, after all. Give me a "T", give me an "H", give me an "E", ..........
It's theft to require a building contractor to build a building with concrete fire-proof stairways, smoke detectors and sprinkler systems? It costs them money after all. Damn thieves, being forced to protect people like that. Outrageous.
Doesn't the government realize that it's taking food off the table of these airline CEO's? It's THEFT!!!!!!!!!
The "theft" position is nothing other than BS.
Your analogies are terrible. If the government made seatbelts and forced the automakers to purchase those seatbelts from the government only, then you might have a chance of coming closer to the analogy of THEFT of premium class seats from the airlines.
Show me another example of the government appropriating goods and services at gunpoint and your point might be more credible. @:-)
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First Class seats are often mere inches closer than the first rows of coach - on these aircraft, the choice of seat for the FAM is comfort, not effectiveness.
So far, the program hasn't stopped any terrorist attempts, but has managed to expose FAMs to curious onlookers (although some do a good job of it on their own), put loaded in guns in places accessible to customers, become embroiled in non-germane customer service disputes, harassed customers for nonsensical reasons, and such gems as holding a plane load of passengers hostage while threatening to shoot anyone who looked at them and my personal favorite - threatening to shoot someone over a parking space at an airport.
Before DHS and the TSA got involved, FAMs were invisible, spread throughout the cabin, professional and highly trained, and managed by competent people.
Post DHS/TSA, the program is a foul mess, derided by many of the airlines, quite a few of the customers, full of cowboys and yahoos who can't wait to shoot someone (I've had just such language given to me by someone close to the program), and is a clusterbomb of poorly conceived rules and procedures which do nothing to aid their mission.
Once again, focusing on the notion that 9/11 will repeat exactly as it did that fateful day is both foolhardy, paranoid and an invitation to disaster. Trust me, you can stop staring so intensely at the flight deck - perhaps you might want to look under your feet and wonder what's sitting below you. Now *there* is something to worry about.
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In any event, since the vast majority of first seats are filled by upgrades, and not sold first tickets, and since the airplanes are flying at capacity levels now far in excess of the levels prior to September 11th, it is hard to argue in any way that the airlines are recovering less revenue per flight because of the seat that a FAM might be taking up.
#50
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I rarely, if ever, fly FC, so the FAM seat situation doesn't really affect me in the least. However, I still don't quite understand the logic on seating them so close to the flight deck.
1) If the flight deck is still so vulnerable, why did we go through the trouble of installing the new reinforced cockpit doors? Isn't the purpose of these "reinforced" doors to stop so-called "evil-doers" from entering the cockpit?
1) If the flight deck is still so vulnerable, why did we go through the trouble of installing the new reinforced cockpit doors? Isn't the purpose of these "reinforced" doors to stop so-called "evil-doers" from entering the cockpit?
2) Wouldn't an aisle seat further back in the cabin allow the FAM to survey more of the landscape of the aircraft, therefore increasing his/her effectiveness? Wouldn't it be easier to incapacitate a FAM or suspected FAM from the rear (i.e. from behind them)?
First principles first - if the plane goes down everyone dies. So, one has to protect the flight deck first.
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Reinforced doors which remain locked prevent incursions into the flight deck, aided by attentive crew and passengers if necessary. FAMs are not needed for this.
First Class seats are often mere inches closer than the first rows of coach - on these aircraft, the choice of seat for the FAM is comfort, not effectiveness.
So far, the program hasn't stopped any terrorist attempts, but has managed to expose FAMs to curious onlookers (although some do a good job of it on their own), put loaded in guns in places accessible to customers, become embroiled in non-germane customer service disputes, harassed customers for nonsensical reasons, and such gems as holding a plane load of passengers hostage while threatening to shoot anyone who looked at them and my personal favorite - threatening to shoot someone over a parking space at an airport.
Before DHS and the TSA got involved, FAMs were invisible, spread throughout the cabin, professional and highly trained, and managed by competent people.
Post DHS/TSA, the program is a foul mess, derided by many of the airlines, quite a few of the customers, full of cowboys and yahoos who can't wait to shoot someone (I've had just such language given to me by someone close to the program), and is a clusterbomb of poorly conceived rules and procedures which do nothing to aid their mission.
Once again, focusing on the notion that 9/11 will repeat exactly as it did that fateful day is both foolhardy, paranoid and an invitation to disaster. Trust me, you can stop staring so intensely at the flight deck - perhaps you might want to look under your feet and wonder what's sitting below you. Now *there* is something to worry about.
First Class seats are often mere inches closer than the first rows of coach - on these aircraft, the choice of seat for the FAM is comfort, not effectiveness.
So far, the program hasn't stopped any terrorist attempts, but has managed to expose FAMs to curious onlookers (although some do a good job of it on their own), put loaded in guns in places accessible to customers, become embroiled in non-germane customer service disputes, harassed customers for nonsensical reasons, and such gems as holding a plane load of passengers hostage while threatening to shoot anyone who looked at them and my personal favorite - threatening to shoot someone over a parking space at an airport.
Before DHS and the TSA got involved, FAMs were invisible, spread throughout the cabin, professional and highly trained, and managed by competent people.
Post DHS/TSA, the program is a foul mess, derided by many of the airlines, quite a few of the customers, full of cowboys and yahoos who can't wait to shoot someone (I've had just such language given to me by someone close to the program), and is a clusterbomb of poorly conceived rules and procedures which do nothing to aid their mission.
Once again, focusing on the notion that 9/11 will repeat exactly as it did that fateful day is both foolhardy, paranoid and an invitation to disaster. Trust me, you can stop staring so intensely at the flight deck - perhaps you might want to look under your feet and wonder what's sitting below you. Now *there* is something to worry about.
When they start screening cargo as vigorously as they are passengers I'll think they're heading in the right direction. Until then it's all window dressing BS.
#53
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BS is exactly what you're spewing.
Your analogies are terrible. If the government made seatbelts and forced the automakers to purchase those seatbelts from the government only, then you might have a chance of coming closer to the analogy of THEFT of premium class seats from the airlines.
Show me another example of the government appropriating goods and services at gunpoint and your point might be more credible. @:-)
Your analogies are terrible. If the government made seatbelts and forced the automakers to purchase those seatbelts from the government only, then you might have a chance of coming closer to the analogy of THEFT of premium class seats from the airlines.
Show me another example of the government appropriating goods and services at gunpoint and your point might be more credible. @:-)
LOL -- so your point is that it's theft because the government forces them to use GOVT FAM security service, rather than allowing the airlines to contract it out to the lowest bidder????? Great. Sorta like the great contractors that the airlines were subcontracting screening out to, prior to the federalization of screening???? Can you say "Quackenbush?"
At gunpoint? No, the FAM's do not use their guns to take the seats, the LEGISLATION says that the FAM's get the seats.
Sorta like (follow me here, cause this one is a tough analogy Spiff) the LEGISLATION that says that airbags have to be installed,increasing the costs to the automakers. The LEGISLATION which requires smoke detectors, sprinklers, fireproof stairwells. The LEGISLATION which requires certain food safety standards which increase processed food costs.
Oh, nevermind, if you want to believe that they take these seats "at gunpoint" Spiff, there is no use arguing with you. I am sure a Nevada legislative candidate agrees with you.
#54
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Great, let's let a vote of frequent flyers pissed about being bumped out of their upgrade seats determine the nation's security policies.
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Some people argue on principle, some about the seats, and some probably think the two are one and the same.
I doubt that FAMs provide a good return (reduced terrorism; wrestling a drunkard doesn't count) for the costs (salary, hotels, airline lost revenue, etc.) Of course the people in charge will argue that it would be a security risk to show how effective or ineffective the FAMs are.
I doubt that FAMs provide a good return (reduced terrorism; wrestling a drunkard doesn't count) for the costs (salary, hotels, airline lost revenue, etc.) Of course the people in charge will argue that it would be a security risk to show how effective or ineffective the FAMs are.
Why can't we argue about the mandatory nature and cost of the FAM program?
Why not let the airlines decide whether to allow FAMs on board? If the FAMs are really effective (worth the price of a lost seat), the airlines will want them aboard.
Why not let the airlines decide whether to allow FAMs on board? If the FAMs are really effective (worth the price of a lost seat), the airlines will want them aboard.
fire extinguishers
first aid kits
defibrillators
minimum crew rest
mandatory yearly training
maximum flight hours
etc, etc, ad nauseum
minimum inspection levels on equipment (including the plane itself)
All of the above are MANDATED to the airlines, regardless of their wishes. All of the COST the airlines money. The airline doesn't get to decide if they want them or need them. It is mandatory. Because I bet you dollars to donuts that the airlines would gladly ditch some of the above list (especially recurrent training, minimum crew rests and maximum flight hours).
But they don't get to decide.
FAMs are just one more item in the list. If you think any of the above should be enforced then you can't argue against FAMs in principle, only in efficacy.
So anyone who calls FAM seating theft needs also to call the entire above list theft as well, because it is MANDATED. Theft is taking without choice, in some many words. The airline gets no choice in the above matters.
Just like FAMs.
So what's the difference, other than - "we like one and not the other?"
#56
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Bull-twaddle.
So it's "theft" to force automakers to spend extra money to install airbags, bumpers which work, and other safety devices? It costs them money, after all. Must be "theft".
It's theft to require food preparers to adhere to certain costly food preparation requirements? It costs them money, after all. Yep, more "theft".
It's theft to require construction companies to follow certain OSHA regulations? It costs them money, after all. Give me a "T", give me an "H", give me an "E", ..........
It's theft to require a building contractor to build a building with concrete fire-proof stairways, smoke detectors and sprinkler systems? It costs them money after all. Damn thieves, being forced to protect people like that. Outrageous.
Doesn't the government realize that it's taking food off the table of these airline CEO's? It's THEFT!!!!!!!!!
The "theft" position is nothing other than BS.
So it's "theft" to force automakers to spend extra money to install airbags, bumpers which work, and other safety devices? It costs them money, after all. Must be "theft".
It's theft to require food preparers to adhere to certain costly food preparation requirements? It costs them money, after all. Yep, more "theft".
It's theft to require construction companies to follow certain OSHA regulations? It costs them money, after all. Give me a "T", give me an "H", give me an "E", ..........
It's theft to require a building contractor to build a building with concrete fire-proof stairways, smoke detectors and sprinkler systems? It costs them money after all. Damn thieves, being forced to protect people like that. Outrageous.
Doesn't the government realize that it's taking food off the table of these airline CEO's? It's THEFT!!!!!!!!!
The "theft" position is nothing other than BS.
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YAWN!
LOL -- so your point is that it's theft because the government forces them to use GOVT FAM security service, rather than allowing the airlines to contract it out to the lowest bidder????? Great. Sorta like the great contractors that the airlines were subcontracting screening out to, prior to the federalization of screening???? Can you say "Quackenbush?"
At gunpoint? No, the FAM's do not use their guns to take the seats, the [BOLD] LEGISLATION [/BOLD] says that the FAM's get the seats.
Sorta like (follow me here, cause this one is a tough analogy Spiff) the LEGISLATION that says that airbags have to be installed,increasing the costs to the automakers. The LEGISLATION which requires smoke detectors, sprinklers, fireproof stairwells. The LEGISLATION which requires certain food safety standards which increase processed food costs.
Oh, nevermind, if you want to believe that they take these seats "at gunpoint" Spiff, there is no use arguing with you. I am sure a Nevada legislative candidate agrees with you.
LOL -- so your point is that it's theft because the government forces them to use GOVT FAM security service, rather than allowing the airlines to contract it out to the lowest bidder????? Great. Sorta like the great contractors that the airlines were subcontracting screening out to, prior to the federalization of screening???? Can you say "Quackenbush?"
At gunpoint? No, the FAM's do not use their guns to take the seats, the [BOLD] LEGISLATION [/BOLD] says that the FAM's get the seats.
Sorta like (follow me here, cause this one is a tough analogy Spiff) the LEGISLATION that says that airbags have to be installed,increasing the costs to the automakers. The LEGISLATION which requires smoke detectors, sprinklers, fireproof stairwells. The LEGISLATION which requires certain food safety standards which increase processed food costs.
Oh, nevermind, if you want to believe that they take these seats "at gunpoint" Spiff, there is no use arguing with you. I am sure a Nevada legislative candidate agrees with you.
Now, you're trying to squirm away from admitting that This Thing of the Government's is anything but theft by putting the word 'legislation' in caps. Brilliant! Show me some other examples of the government appropriating goods and services at gunpoint. Still having trouble with that one, eh?
Gunpoint is exactly what it is. While the air marshals are not usually waving their guns in the faces of the airline employees, that is exactly what would happen if the airline chose to not permit the government to steal its product and tried to operate the flight anyway.
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First Class seats are often mere inches closer than the first rows of coach - on these aircraft, the choice of seat for the FAM is comfort, not effectiveness.
And an inch in combat is often the difference between life and death, success and failure.
So far, the program hasn't stopped any terrorist attempts, but has managed to expose FAMs to curious onlookers (although some do a good job of it on their own), put loaded in guns in places accessible to customers, become embroiled in non-germane customer service disputes, harassed customers for nonsensical reasons, and such gems as holding a plane load of passengers hostage while threatening to shoot anyone who looked at them and my personal favorite - threatening to shoot someone over a parking space at an airport.
http://www.wdsu.com/news/1475429/detail.html
And loads of stuff you aren't aware of. Don't put too much of that probing stuff out there (where FAMs have been on), because it might scare away the passengers.
Before DHS and the TSA got involved, FAMs were invisible, spread throughout the cabin, professional and highly trained, and managed by competent people.
There are lots of changes that need to happen to the FAMS, many of which the front-line FAMs have argued for. I won't argue that.
But that's a discussion of execution, not principle.
Post DHS/TSA, the program is a foul mess, derided by many of the airlines, quite a few of the customers, full of cowboys and yahoos who can't wait to shoot someone (I've had just such language given to me by someone close to the program), and is a clusterbomb of poorly conceived rules and procedures which do nothing to aid their mission.
But if it does happen, they hope to be there to stop it.
Once again, focusing on the notion that 9/11 will repeat exactly as it did that fateful day is both foolhardy, paranoid and an invitation to disaster. Trust me, you can stop staring so intensely at the flight deck - perhaps you might want to look under your feet and wonder what's sitting below you. Now *there* is something to worry about.
You are comparing two different jobs. The job of a FAM isn't do to bomb screening. A FAM is on scene. The bomb screening is done by someone else.
Although I'd be the first to say we need better screening, this one has nada to do with the FAMS.
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Now, you're trying to squirm away from admitting that This Thing of the Government's is anything but theft by putting the word 'legislation' in caps. Brilliant! Show me some other examples of the government appropriating goods and services at gunpoint. Still having trouble with that one, eh?
Gunpoint is exactly what it is. While the air marshals are not usually waving their guns in the faces of the airline employees, that is exactly what would happen if the airline chose to not permit the government to steal its product and tried to operate the flight anyway.
It's happened before and no guns were pulled. Several times. The airline just received a nice little fine, just like it would if it was found negligent of any other regulatory violation.