Fun with TSOs
#166
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We've had a number of helpful TSOs post on this forum over the years.
Mike
#167
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If someone got jerked around over some common meds I'm betting it wouldn't go far. Maybe a couple of questions (from a LEO not TSA) but no more.
#168
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Not 'up in the air' until the insanity passes
Programs: AA, UA, DL, CO, Hilton, Hyatt, Marriott, ex-TSA Elite rectal exam club member
Posts: 89
Cant find much, just this so far http://travel.state.gov/travel/tips/...ml#medications
Bringing Medications or Filling Prescriptions Abroad
A traveler going abroad with a preexisting medical problem should carry a letter from the attending physician, describing the medical condition and any prescription medications, including the generic names of prescribed drugs. Any medications being carried overseas should be left in their original containers and be clearly labeled. Travelers should check with the foreign embassy of the country they are visiting to make sure any required medications are not considered to be illegal narcotics. (A listing of foreign embassies and consulates in the U.S. is available on the Department of States website at http://www.state.gov/s/cpr/rls/dpl/32122.htm. Foreign embassy and consulate contact information can also be found on the Country Specific Information for each country.)
Bringing Medications or Filling Prescriptions Abroad
A traveler going abroad with a preexisting medical problem should carry a letter from the attending physician, describing the medical condition and any prescription medications, including the generic names of prescribed drugs. Any medications being carried overseas should be left in their original containers and be clearly labeled. Travelers should check with the foreign embassy of the country they are visiting to make sure any required medications are not considered to be illegal narcotics. (A listing of foreign embassies and consulates in the U.S. is available on the Department of States website at http://www.state.gov/s/cpr/rls/dpl/32122.htm. Foreign embassy and consulate contact information can also be found on the Country Specific Information for each country.)
#169
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,657
A traveler going abroad with a preexisting medical problem should carry a letter from the attending physician, describing the medical condition and any prescription medications, including the generic names of prescribed drugs. Any medications being carried overseas should be left in their original containers and be clearly labeled. Travelers should check with the foreign embassy of the country they are visiting to make sure any required medications are not considered to be illegal narcotics. (A listing of foreign embassies and consulates in the U.S. is available on the Department of States website at http://www.state.gov/s/cpr/rls/dpl/32122.htm. Foreign embassy and consulate contact information can also be found on the Country Specific Information for each country.)
(Of course, I'm a professor, so I never give a straight answer to a question, so I'm a fine one to judge ...
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#170
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,657
Actually, no. Intelligent people can agree to disagree. You happen to work for an organization that is generally hated by the people on this thread, but it's not a personal issue. I don't always agree with you, but you generally make sense and we appreciate your efforts.
We've had a number of helpful TSOs post on this forum over the years.
We've had a number of helpful TSOs post on this forum over the years.
#171
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: FrostByte Falls, Mn
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Is there something about bureaucratic writing that prohibits the giving of a straight "yes" or "no" answer? I wish this is the first time that I've seen this ...
(Of course, I'm a professor, so I never give a straight answer to a question, so I'm a fine one to judge ...
)
(Of course, I'm a professor, so I never give a straight answer to a question, so I'm a fine one to judge ...
)Could
Possibly
Chance of
Probably
Probably many more non-specifics out there, but you are definitely correct about the vagueness of officialdom writings.
^^^

#172
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Cant find much, just this so far http://travel.state.gov/travel/tips/...ml#medications
Bringing Medications or Filling Prescriptions Abroad
A traveler going abroad with a preexisting medical problem should carry a letter from the attending physician,......)
Bringing Medications or Filling Prescriptions Abroad
A traveler going abroad with a preexisting medical problem should carry a letter from the attending physician,......)
#173
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Federal law just seems to mandate the content you find on any Rx container with controlled substances: "Caution-- Federal Prohibits the transfer of this drug to any person other than the patient for whom it was prescribed." It doesn't seem to have a marked container provision aside from the dispensing requirement.
I like the fox urine idea. ^
#174
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,006
I made up some business cards for my trip. Do you think they will accept it as ID?
http://www.rebelmodel.com/tsa/TKbusinesscard.pdf
Page 2 is the front side.
http://www.rebelmodel.com/tsa/TKbusinesscard.pdf
Page 2 is the front side.
#175




Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Greensboro
Programs: TSA
Posts: 2,496
You know, you could wear a dress and high heels, Tammy Faye makeup and speak in a husky voice, trigger a pat down and see what happens. You could even walk around and say things like "Hello boys" in your best Mae West voice, wink at the obviously macho ones, and whisper conspiritorially with the females. But, I am not suggesting anything
That being said, I do not suggest that you openly "provoke" TSOs, it can cause you troubles that I would hate to see come down on you. The condoms thing, I have seen as well. The brown undies bit is used quite frequently (and sometimes is an actual.... occurence), I love, love, love the tshirt things, smart TSOs will smile at you, maybe laugh a bit, and go about their business (or in my case, point the shirt out to my coworkers and maybe get you to pose for a pic with me).

That being said, I do not suggest that you openly "provoke" TSOs, it can cause you troubles that I would hate to see come down on you. The condoms thing, I have seen as well. The brown undies bit is used quite frequently (and sometimes is an actual.... occurence), I love, love, love the tshirt things, smart TSOs will smile at you, maybe laugh a bit, and go about their business (or in my case, point the shirt out to my coworkers and maybe get you to pose for a pic with me).
#176
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I made up some business cards for my trip. Do you think they will accept it as ID?
http://www.rebelmodel.com/tsa/TKbusinesscard.pdf
Page 2 is the front side.
http://www.rebelmodel.com/tsa/TKbusinesscard.pdf
Page 2 is the front side.
#177
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,006
You know, you could wear a dress and high heels, Tammy Faye makeup and speak in a husky voice, trigger a pat down and see what happens. You could even walk around and say things like "Hello boys" in your best Mae West voice, wink at the obviously macho ones, and whisper conspiritorially with the females. But, I am not suggesting anything
That being said, I do not suggest that you openly "provoke" TSOs, it can cause you troubles that I would hate to see come down on you. The condoms thing, I have seen as well. The brown undies bit is used quite frequently (and sometimes is an actual.... occurence), I love, love, love the tshirt things, smart TSOs will smile at you, maybe laugh a bit, and go about their business (or in my case, point the shirt out to my coworkers and maybe get you to pose for a pic with me).

That being said, I do not suggest that you openly "provoke" TSOs, it can cause you troubles that I would hate to see come down on you. The condoms thing, I have seen as well. The brown undies bit is used quite frequently (and sometimes is an actual.... occurence), I love, love, love the tshirt things, smart TSOs will smile at you, maybe laugh a bit, and go about their business (or in my case, point the shirt out to my coworkers and maybe get you to pose for a pic with me).
Any MCO TSOs that wish to stop me for a photo-op and an encounter card, feel free. Note: Actual card may be different, still playing with the layout.
#178
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 3,004
I can't dress like a chick, I look like hell in a skirt, besides I am going to Oklahoma and would be shot on sight.
Any MCO TSOs that wish to stop me for a photo-op and an encounter card, feel free. Note: Actual card may be different, still playing with the layout.
Any MCO TSOs that wish to stop me for a photo-op and an encounter card, feel free. Note: Actual card may be different, still playing with the layout.
#179
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 3,006
That's awesome! Was this your inspiration? 


