Originally Posted by gsoltso

You know, you could wear a dress and high heels, Tammy Faye makeup and speak in a husky voice, trigger a pat down and see what happens. You could even walk around and say things like "Hello boys" in your best Mae West voice, wink at the obviously macho ones, and whisper conspiritorially with the females. But, I am not suggesting anything

That being said, I do not suggest that you openly "provoke" TSOs, it can cause you troubles that I would hate to see come down on you. The condoms thing, I have seen as well. The brown undies bit is used quite frequently (and sometimes is an actual.... occurence), I love, love, love the tshirt things, smart TSOs will smile at you, maybe laugh a bit, and go about their business (or in my case, point the shirt out to my coworkers and maybe get you to pose for a pic with me).