The definitive LH First experience thread [including how to maximize it]
Jul 20, 2010, 4:17 am
#211
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Jul 20, 2010, 5:31 am
#212
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What I want to film (not only photograph) is some über HONs or maximisers acting out in the FCL/T. That surely has entertainment value. And of course the Rambuster routine of trying out ringtones beside a VVIP who is talking on his phone in the quiet zone. 
Jul 21, 2010, 10:33 am
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Jul 21, 2010, 1:42 pm
#216
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I had to try this today in the muc fcl.
the guy gave me a really mean look, I gave him the "I am so sorry but I really have to do this now"-look back and then he got up and went somewhere else.
Unfortunately, as usual, karma is a b*tch and returned that little nastiness.
In AMS I got so groped by the sec guy. He did not use a wand anymore, he touched, let me rephrase that, groped and fondled me with his bare hands. Pressing hard against all parts of my body, went with his fingers to check the inside of the waist band... The inseam of both legs, starting both times between my crotch and the beginning of my leg.
That left me both confused and a bit sexually disoriented.
the guy gave me a really mean look, I gave him the "I am so sorry but I really have to do this now"-look back and then he got up and went somewhere else.
Unfortunately, as usual, karma is a b*tch and returned that little nastiness.
In AMS I got so groped by the sec guy. He did not use a wand anymore, he touched, let me rephrase that, groped and fondled me with his bare hands. Pressing hard against all parts of my body, went with his fingers to check the inside of the waist band... The inseam of both legs, starting both times between my crotch and the beginning of my leg.
That left me both confused and a bit sexually disoriented.
Jul 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
#217
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I had to try this today in the muc fcl.
the guy gave me a really mean look, I gave him the "I am so sorry but I really have to do this now"-look back and then he got up and went somewhere else.
Unfortunately, as usual, karma is a b*tch and returned that little nastiness.
In AMS I got so groped by the sec guy. He did not use a wand anymore, he touched, let me rephrase that, groped and fondled me with his bare hands. Pressing hard against all parts of my body, went with his fingers to check the inside of the waist band... The inseam of both legs, starting both times between my crotch and the beginning of my leg.
That left me both confused and a bit sexually disoriented.
the guy gave me a really mean look, I gave him the "I am so sorry but I really have to do this now"-look back and then he got up and went somewhere else.
Unfortunately, as usual, karma is a b*tch and returned that little nastiness.
In AMS I got so groped by the sec guy. He did not use a wand anymore, he touched, let me rephrase that, groped and fondled me with his bare hands. Pressing hard against all parts of my body, went with his fingers to check the inside of the waist band... The inseam of both legs, starting both times between my crotch and the beginning of my leg.
That left me both confused and a bit sexually disoriented.
Sep 9, 2010, 12:15 pm
#219
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complain that the LH didn't give you a carry on flask for scotch so you can have a nip to while away the hours before customs clearance
Oct 13, 2010, 4:30 am
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A new "real life" maximizer situation- apparently, a few passengers are taking the hangers for the clothes from F- presumably because they have the Lufthansa logo on them? No idea, but it is causing problems where there are not enough hangers on the return flights from outstations. Strangest maximizing behaviour I have heard of yet.... A lufthansa hanger??? Really?
Oct 13, 2010, 6:13 am
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A new "real life" maximizer situation- apparently, a few passengers are taking the hangers for the clothes from F- presumably because they have the Lufthansa logo on them? No idea, but it is causing problems where there are not enough hangers on the return flights from outstations. Strangest maximizing behaviour I have heard of yet.... A lufthansa hanger??? Really?
Oct 13, 2010, 6:33 am
#223
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A new "real life" maximizer situation- apparently, a few passengers are taking the hangers for the clothes from F- presumably because they have the Lufthansa logo on them? No idea, but it is causing problems where there are not enough hangers on the return flights from outstations. Strangest maximizing behaviour I have heard of yet.... A lufthansa hanger??? Really?
However, on the A380 a garment bag or similar for clothes that each guest will be able to take home has been mentioned. Has anyone got hold of one of these? Or perhaps you can take away the bag but not the hanger?
* unless you go to the closet and help yourself to one.
Oct 13, 2010, 6:41 am
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However, on the A380 a garment bag or similar for clothes that each guest will be able to take home has been mentioned. Has anyone got hold of one of these? Or perhaps you can take away the bag but not the hanger?
While exploring the F-Cabin after boarding, the FA told me (without even asking or looking at it), that I could take the garment bag with me if I want (btw. nothing special, just "Lufthansa First Class" written on it).
In the cabinet in front of or behind the seats there're also 2 LH-branded hangers, robust and of good quality. I doubt they're there to be taken home.
Oct 13, 2010, 6:53 am
#225
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I was recently in F on D-AIMA.
While exploring the F-Cabin after boarding, the FA told me (without even asking or looking at it), that I could take the garment bag with me if I want (btw. nothing special, just "Lufthansa First Class" written on it).
In the cabinet in front of or behind the seats there're also 2 LH-branded hangers, robust and of good quality. I doubt they're there to be taken home.
While exploring the F-Cabin after boarding, the FA told me (without even asking or looking at it), that I could take the garment bag with me if I want (btw. nothing special, just "Lufthansa First Class" written on it).
In the cabinet in front of or behind the seats there're also 2 LH-branded hangers, robust and of good quality. I doubt they're there to be taken home.
It looks like you have to be a maximiser on the A380 to take away LH-branded hangers. I wonder how long before they start appearing on eBay?
