I need to be going to the parties that you go to. :D

Don't ya just hate when the game killing friends show up? :cool::p;)

ROFL, now that is hysterical. Funny, they didn't give me the "Red" option.

I just found out they are considering approving the iPhone for internal use. So i've decided to hold off on my crackberry order. I already have an 8120 and love it and while I won't spend the money on an iPhone, if the company is willing to, who am i to stop them? :D

The party in question was (literally) one of the worst I have ever attended in my life. In addition, the FA in question was not very attractive. She did scurry off to the basement and make out with a guy, then come back upstairs to chit chat and try to remove her clothes.

At the cost of padding my post count... :)

Did anyone else get a nice letter from United about Oil Speculation? Will CO follow? :D

Ordinarily, yes, but in this case, it was for the best (trust me).

How that guy made out with her and that horrible breath is incomprehensible.

Sounds like some of the better Law School parties I have been to...My worst parties were 1L year when everyone was drunk and trying to talk about personal jurisdiction. *shudder*

What would I be downloading for the airlne alliance timetables if I did get them on this hypothetical Blackberry? Aren't they Windows Media?

Uh oh - I take it the Capri Sun appearance did not go well? :p

I remember those days. The attractiveness factor at those parties was about 1 million times higher than at the party I described upthread.

Nothing more annoying than a bunch of drunken 1L's trying to talk shop.

It was classic.

I fiddled with that infernal little straw for a solid five minutes before someone grabbed it out of my hand to attempt it. That caused someone else to bust out a "why on earth do you have a Capri-Sun," which brought the meeting to a stand-still as everyone that had been containing their thoughts and laughter on the appearance of the Capri-Sun (which I had pulled out of my pocket) began cutting-up.

We then spent the next 10 minutes discussing various boxed juices and someone even got the nick-name "JJ" (as in Juicy Juice). "95% of mom's prefer JJ." ;)

I'll one-up your law-school party story with a med-school party story. Everyone was trying to start IV's on everyone else. I, of course, wasn't in med-school (was just suga momma shoppin') but yet I have a recollection of starting a line. :eek:

Tomorrow's a casual summer Friday. Maybe I'll come to work with an armadillo stuffed in my pants. Cause, you know, I'm an American male.

Classic. Are you guys hiring? :D

Yup.

But we only have red crackberries left. I hope that won't clash with your outfits.

Post 9/11 party story: I was NJ Air National Guard, got activated. I lived within the commuting distance, so I got no government housing. "Government housing" at that time was defined as golf course condos about a mile from the base, which is where the mini-Do is being played. Party night somehow led to guys jumping off a first-floor roof and demanding quarters as payment. And not just once either...one of the jet engine mechanics jumped 7 or 8 times.

No joke, that sounds like a fun place. Though it could just be belynch

Maybe the Box should start a consulting company. I can see it now Penalty Box Consulting, LLC