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Steph3n Mar 24, 2009 12:19 pm


Originally Posted by belynch (Post 11466601)
Has anyone else not received their SPG 09 Elite card? I didn't even customize mine. :rolleyes:

I got an offer to customize mine, put pictures on it etc, but didn't take them up as my status is nothing.....it says gold but I really don't think 2 stays qualifies :D

Scott6067 Mar 24, 2009 12:27 pm

While I am not a fan of SWA I have to say that this is pretty funny.

Sent to me via email:

Clever Flight Attendant
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas . The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,

'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did..."

"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you."

rolov Mar 24, 2009 12:29 pm


Originally Posted by belynch (Post 11466677)
Yeah. :rolleyes:

I don't think I keep any hotel affinity cards in my wallet. I have the numbers saved on my crackberry, so what's the point of carrying them other than Costanza'ing?

Free tiger Poster at any Orlando Area Exxon :rolleyes:

kingalien Mar 24, 2009 12:30 pm


Originally Posted by Scott6067 (Post 11466744)
...because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you."

Not if I'm flying with them, about a third of the time they're late :rolleyes:.

Scott6067 Mar 24, 2009 12:31 pm


Originally Posted by belynch (Post 11466601)
Has anyone else not received their SPG 09 Elite card? I didn't even customize mine. :rolleyes:

I am still looking for my CO Gold Elite and more importantly the four drink coupons!

rolov Mar 24, 2009 12:32 pm

I need coffee , Im falling asleep .

Steph3n Mar 24, 2009 12:37 pm


Originally Posted by Scott6067 (Post 11466744)

"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you."

E170=baby 737 :D Southwest didn't pull out in time once.

belynch Mar 24, 2009 12:40 pm


Originally Posted by rolov (Post 11466776)
I need coffee , Im falling asleep .

I need a vacation, I look albino.

icurhere2 Mar 24, 2009 12:46 pm


Originally Posted by Hartmann (Post 11466557)
What I have been trying to do is maximize specific planes on certain routes, especially routes that are money makers (IAH-LAX is bringing in $80k/day right now).

Apparently not flying 145s on that route. ;)

icurhere2 Mar 24, 2009 12:46 pm


Originally Posted by belynch (Post 11466815)
I need a vacation, I look albino.

I'm considering 3+ weeks completely away from the office in May ...

photog72 Mar 24, 2009 1:00 pm

El Bollilo
 
Hartmann,
I went to that bakery and picked up a kilo (yes, a kilo) of corn tortillas. They had come out of the oven about an hour before I bought 'em. Wow! Tasty!!! Yum! Those tortillas are going to go fast. $2.50 for a kilo. Not bad!

Thanks for the suggestion.

Where has ssullivan been lately? Haven't seen a post from him here.

Anglo Large Clawed Otter Mar 24, 2009 1:25 pm

It's surprisingly easy to crank out a 30-page paper when you have an interest in the subject matter. My chosen topic is the Dram Shop Act (liability laws for sale of liquor). :D

MBM3 Mar 24, 2009 1:42 pm

Woah, 15 hours of sleep since yesterday and I still feel like a bus hit me.

:)

So what did I miss since thursday?

:)

sbm12 Mar 24, 2009 1:44 pm


Originally Posted by sbm12 (Post 11465688)
I think I broke my AspireOne. I opened it up because the fan was really loud and I wanted to clean it out. Now the wireless is hosed. Not happy at all. :( :mad:

A swap of the wireless cards between my Acer and my wife's has brought it back to life. :D :D :D ^^^


Originally Posted by Scott6067 (Post 11466772)
I am still looking for my CO Gold Elite and more importantly the four drink coupons!

Me too, though I only just qualified a couple weeks ago. I'll be looking for my platinum card in a couple weeks, too.

kingalien Mar 24, 2009 1:56 pm


Originally Posted by MBM3 (Post 11467125)
Woah, 15 hours of sleep since yesterday and I still feel like a bus hit me.

:)

So what did I miss since thursday?

:)

Ahh nothing much, just some name callin' ;).

Edit: I see you saw the thread :).


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