Airlines are a security problem.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Spiff:
Stop flying?
Chase Loy the Jackass up a tree and set fire to it?
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Stop flying?
Chase Loy the Jackass up a tree and set fire to it?
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Trust me - I'd like to see Loy get felt up at security to see how he enjoys it.
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The boss might like it -- funny how that works.
To screeners who post here: I might like you personally, but, sorry, I despise anybody whose only alternative for employment is torturing fellow citizens. You could be delivering pizzas, or selling shoes, or greeting folks at WalMart.
Instead, most of you have that job 'cause you love lording it over others. You enjoy telling us that something idiotic is for our own good. You are, as pointed out above, very good at parroting "it's just our orders".
How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
Your job does not make us more secure. It probably makes us less secure, by making airline finances more precarious. What will make us more secure is passengers who no longer believe passivity is the right response to terror, and information systems that can flag dangerous individuals.
Nothing in the current airport security system is better than random ineffectuality. That would be much cheaper, eh?
If you, personally, are not like that, you are extraordinary.
To screeners who post here: I might like you personally, but, sorry, I despise anybody whose only alternative for employment is torturing fellow citizens. You could be delivering pizzas, or selling shoes, or greeting folks at WalMart.
Instead, most of you have that job 'cause you love lording it over others. You enjoy telling us that something idiotic is for our own good. You are, as pointed out above, very good at parroting "it's just our orders".
How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
Your job does not make us more secure. It probably makes us less secure, by making airline finances more precarious. What will make us more secure is passengers who no longer believe passivity is the right response to terror, and information systems that can flag dangerous individuals.
Nothing in the current airport security system is better than random ineffectuality. That would be much cheaper, eh?
If you, personally, are not like that, you are extraordinary.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Mats:
Dear Unknown Screener,
Is there something more you can do other than claim the "Nurnberg Defense" ("I was only doing what they told me to do?")
It's just called "Nurnberg" defense, I'm not saying you're a Nazi. It's just that when faced with problems where I work, I work to effect change, not wait for others to do so.
-Mats.</font>
Dear Unknown Screener,
Is there something more you can do other than claim the "Nurnberg Defense" ("I was only doing what they told me to do?")
It's just called "Nurnberg" defense, I'm not saying you're a Nazi. It's just that when faced with problems where I work, I work to effect change, not wait for others to do so.
-Mats.</font>
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by LexPassenger:
The boss might like it -- funny how that works.
To screeners who post here: I might like you personally, but, sorry, I despise anybody whose only alternative for employment is torturing fellow citizens. You could be delivering pizzas, or selling shoes, or greeting folks at WalMart.
Instead, most of you have that job 'cause you love lording it over others. You enjoy telling us that something idiotic is for our own good. You are, as pointed out above, very good at parroting "it's just our orders".
How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
Your job does not make us more secure. It probably makes us less secure, by making airline finances more precarious. What will make us more secure is passengers who no longer believe passivity is the right response to terror, and information systems that can flag dangerous individuals.
Nothing in the current airport security system is better than random ineffectuality. That would be much cheaper, eh?
If you, personally, are not like that, you are extraordinary.</font>
The boss might like it -- funny how that works.
To screeners who post here: I might like you personally, but, sorry, I despise anybody whose only alternative for employment is torturing fellow citizens. You could be delivering pizzas, or selling shoes, or greeting folks at WalMart.
Instead, most of you have that job 'cause you love lording it over others. You enjoy telling us that something idiotic is for our own good. You are, as pointed out above, very good at parroting "it's just our orders".
How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
Your job does not make us more secure. It probably makes us less secure, by making airline finances more precarious. What will make us more secure is passengers who no longer believe passivity is the right response to terror, and information systems that can flag dangerous individuals.
Nothing in the current airport security system is better than random ineffectuality. That would be much cheaper, eh?
If you, personally, are not like that, you are extraordinary.</font>
For what it is worth, I have never had a desire to be a police officer, nope, not this guy. I don't particularly like police officers, nor do I know any.
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TUS: "inconvenient"... "assinine"
I would add "counterproductive" and "pointless".
Most of what you do is to reassure idiots. Very little of it makes us any safer. It consumes multi-billions of dollars. It drives many of us away from flying, flying less or not at all.
It is an honest job in the sense that you show up for work. But of the millions of passengers harassed, the best that can be said is that it's not too bad.
There IS NO RELATIONSHIP between this crap and the THREAT. It is VAST OVERREACTION. Your anecdote about the elephants is VERY TELLING. Your entire operation is a grand effort to keep elephants from rampaging here in Lexington, Kentucky. Wow! What a success!
IT IS KILLING AIRLINES and dissuading many of us from flying.
If we devoted this proportion of resources to common colds, we would be broke in a week.
"Torture" is a loaded term, meant to inflame. I have never seen my wife as angry as she gets being harassed in "randomized secondary" security. For her, this is absolute, pure torture, whatever your expertise from the government indicates.
The facts are that your bosses are pursuing the work of Osama Bin Laden by strangling American airlines much more thoroughly and successfully than he ever imagined. And it is your deputy sheriffs who want to fondle my crotch and screeners who want to separate my wife from her carry-ons while harassing her "because they weren't busy" who are doing irreparable damage to American airlines.
Your bosses are fools, and I will give you credit for being an honest employee, but if you buy that crap you are a fool too.
I would add "counterproductive" and "pointless".
Most of what you do is to reassure idiots. Very little of it makes us any safer. It consumes multi-billions of dollars. It drives many of us away from flying, flying less or not at all.
It is an honest job in the sense that you show up for work. But of the millions of passengers harassed, the best that can be said is that it's not too bad.
There IS NO RELATIONSHIP between this crap and the THREAT. It is VAST OVERREACTION. Your anecdote about the elephants is VERY TELLING. Your entire operation is a grand effort to keep elephants from rampaging here in Lexington, Kentucky. Wow! What a success!
IT IS KILLING AIRLINES and dissuading many of us from flying.
If we devoted this proportion of resources to common colds, we would be broke in a week.
"Torture" is a loaded term, meant to inflame. I have never seen my wife as angry as she gets being harassed in "randomized secondary" security. For her, this is absolute, pure torture, whatever your expertise from the government indicates.
The facts are that your bosses are pursuing the work of Osama Bin Laden by strangling American airlines much more thoroughly and successfully than he ever imagined. And it is your deputy sheriffs who want to fondle my crotch and screeners who want to separate my wife from her carry-ons while harassing her "because they weren't busy" who are doing irreparable damage to American airlines.
Your bosses are fools, and I will give you credit for being an honest employee, but if you buy that crap you are a fool too.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by LexPassenger:
TUS: "inconvenient"... "assinine"
I would add "counterproductive" and "pointless".
Most of what you do is to reassure idiots. Very little of it makes us any safer. It consumes multi-billions of dollars. It drives many of us away from flying, flying less or not at all.
It is an honest job in the sense that you show up for work. But of the millions of passengers harassed, the best that can be said is that it's not too bad.
There IS NO RELATIONSHIP between this crap and the THREAT. It is VAST OVERREACTION. Your anecdote about the elephants is VERY TELLING. Your entire operation is a grand effort to keep elephants from rampaging here in Lexington, Kentucky. Wow! What a success!
IT IS KILLING AIRLINES and dissuading many of us from flying.
If we devoted this proportion of resources to common colds, we would be broke in a week.
"Torture" is a loaded term, meant to inflame. I have never seen my wife as angry as she gets being harassed in "randomized secondary" security. For her, this is absolute, pure torture, whatever your expertise from the government indicates.
The facts are that your bosses are pursuing the work of Osama Bin Laden by strangling American airlines much more thoroughly and successfully than he ever imagined. And it is your deputy sheriffs who want to fondle my crotch and screeners who want to separate my wife from her carry-ons while harassing her "because they weren't busy" who are doing irreparable damage to American airlines.
Your bosses are fools, and I will give you credit for being an honest employee, but if you buy that crap you are a fool too.</font>
TUS: "inconvenient"... "assinine"
I would add "counterproductive" and "pointless".
Most of what you do is to reassure idiots. Very little of it makes us any safer. It consumes multi-billions of dollars. It drives many of us away from flying, flying less or not at all.
It is an honest job in the sense that you show up for work. But of the millions of passengers harassed, the best that can be said is that it's not too bad.
There IS NO RELATIONSHIP between this crap and the THREAT. It is VAST OVERREACTION. Your anecdote about the elephants is VERY TELLING. Your entire operation is a grand effort to keep elephants from rampaging here in Lexington, Kentucky. Wow! What a success!
IT IS KILLING AIRLINES and dissuading many of us from flying.
If we devoted this proportion of resources to common colds, we would be broke in a week.
"Torture" is a loaded term, meant to inflame. I have never seen my wife as angry as she gets being harassed in "randomized secondary" security. For her, this is absolute, pure torture, whatever your expertise from the government indicates.
The facts are that your bosses are pursuing the work of Osama Bin Laden by strangling American airlines much more thoroughly and successfully than he ever imagined. And it is your deputy sheriffs who want to fondle my crotch and screeners who want to separate my wife from her carry-ons while harassing her "because they weren't busy" who are doing irreparable damage to American airlines.
Your bosses are fools, and I will give you credit for being an honest employee, but if you buy that crap you are a fool too.</font>
http://biz.yahoo.com/p/j/jblu.html
So no Mr. Chicken Little. The TSA is NOT killing the airlines, their business plan is. You FF guys might not be flying as often because of it, but that is your own fault, the leisure flyer is still out there and still flying, as are many "business" travellers. As an aside, the customer service that United Express shows at my airport borders on the criminal. I have seen shouting matches initiated by the airline employees result in police response. I guess poor customer service by the airlines is the fault of the TSA too.

If ANY of you guys think that going back to private screeners is going to change ANYTHING, then you are sadly mistaken. The TSA will STILL be there calling the shots. The ONLY thing that will change is the signature on my paycheck and the uniform I wear. My pay and benefits will be the same, my screening manager and up will be the same guys. No sir, you guys can complain all you want, the "empire" has been built, and politicians being what they are, their buddies come first.
Again, I challenge you to PROVE the TSA has not foiled a SINGLE terrorist act. You cannot, nor can I prove it has. A negative is impossible to prove. However, we CAN prove that the prior screening directives did nothing to prevent anything. Nor was there a requirement that the screeners be US citizens, or even have a working knowledge of the english language. Thats all the creation of the TSA did, strengthen the directives, and require citizenship and language skills in english.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by LexPassenger:
How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
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How many of you have failed to be hired by local police departments? That would be telling, but probably an unachievable statistic.
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My opinion is that what you guys do is mostly worthless.
Your opinion is that it's a job, and somebody has to do it.
When we show you attitude, it's because of our opinions about the value of the harassment and inconvenience. We buy the tickets and are entitled to our opinions, even at the checkpoint. You are employed and are supposed to be nice to us, even if we're attitudinal.
The airlines were troubled due to the economy. Many are now on the ropes, due to aversion to flying. A major component of this aversion (AAA survey earlier this year suggests up to 25% of declined flying) is based on our decision to avoid you screening types.
Stupid policies which do not reflect probabilities. Attitudinal, pushy screeners in too many situations. Aversive, cancelling flyers. There is no relationship?
Your opinion is that it's a job, and somebody has to do it.
When we show you attitude, it's because of our opinions about the value of the harassment and inconvenience. We buy the tickets and are entitled to our opinions, even at the checkpoint. You are employed and are supposed to be nice to us, even if we're attitudinal.
The airlines were troubled due to the economy. Many are now on the ropes, due to aversion to flying. A major component of this aversion (AAA survey earlier this year suggests up to 25% of declined flying) is based on our decision to avoid you screening types.
Stupid policies which do not reflect probabilities. Attitudinal, pushy screeners in too many situations. Aversive, cancelling flyers. There is no relationship?
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by LexPassenger:
My opinion is that what you guys do is mostly worthless.
Your opinion is that it's a job, and somebody has to do it.
When we show you attitude, it's because of our opinions about the value of the harassment and inconvenience. We buy the tickets and are entitled to our opinions, even at the checkpoint. You are employed and are supposed to be nice to us, even if we're attitudinal.
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My opinion is that what you guys do is mostly worthless.
Your opinion is that it's a job, and somebody has to do it.
When we show you attitude, it's because of our opinions about the value of the harassment and inconvenience. We buy the tickets and are entitled to our opinions, even at the checkpoint. You are employed and are supposed to be nice to us, even if we're attitudinal.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by LexPassenger:
And I decide to fly less and buy fewer tickets.
QED.</font>
And I decide to fly less and buy fewer tickets.
QED.</font>
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Your US conterparts represent an agency that violates my civil liberties. If they leave me alone at the checkpoint, they can expect no ill-treatment. The moment they engage in any kind of random harassment or harassment with no probable cause, they can expect to be treated like the nazis they have chosen to ape.
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"Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by CATSA Screener:
A screener, as long as s/he is being polite, is entitled to be treated fairly by passengers. It's not right to be abusive just because you disagree with the procedure. You don't actually have to respect us, but you should treat us humanely.</font>
A screener, as long as s/he is being polite, is entitled to be treated fairly by passengers. It's not right to be abusive just because you disagree with the procedure. You don't actually have to respect us, but you should treat us humanely.</font>
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"Give me Liberty or give me Death." - Patrick Henry
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You know, I decide whether or not to buy the tickets.
Thank you for making it easier to decide whether or not. Not. Capish? (Parlo italiano, e capisco benissimmo that the spelling is wierd).
Thank you for making it easier to decide whether or not. Not. Capish? (Parlo italiano, e capisco benissimmo that the spelling is wierd).
#30
Join Date: Apr 2003
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<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Spiff:
Your US conterparts represent an agency that violates my civil liberties. If they leave me alone at the checkpoint, they can expect no ill-treatment. The moment they engage in any kind of random harassment or harassment with no probable cause, they can expect to be treated like the nazis they have chosen to ape.</font>
Your US conterparts represent an agency that violates my civil liberties. If they leave me alone at the checkpoint, they can expect no ill-treatment. The moment they engage in any kind of random harassment or harassment with no probable cause, they can expect to be treated like the nazis they have chosen to ape.</font>

