Signs that you're traveling too much....
#16
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Anywhere I need to be.
Programs: OW Emerald, *A Gold, NEXUS, GE, ABTC/APEC, South Korea SES, eIACS, PP, Hyatt Diamond
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#18
Senior Moderator and Moderator: American AAdvantage & TravelBuzz
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: BOS
Programs: AA EXP, Marriott Titanium
Posts: 10,417
I was in the library today and saw a book entitled "We Want Miles," and my first thought was "of course we do; I'm earning a lot fewer now that DL bases RDMs on ticket price..." It took a second before I realized that it was a book about Miles Davis, and the title refers to one of his albums.
Carrying around 3 hotel pens in my pocket right now.
#19
Join Date: May 2015
Location: South Florida
Programs: DL Skymiles KE Skypass
Posts: 2,363
#23
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: YYZ/SFO
Programs: AS MVPG, HH Diamond, Bonvoy Plat
Posts: 271
Air Canada check-in agent asked me where I was going, and I said "San Francisco". She looked confused but it took me a full 60 seconds to realize my mistake
#25
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,808
LOL! I actually find that I lose weight on the road, even in premium travel. I think it's not so much the flight or the lounges, it's the fact that I don't snack. I sometimes idly eat at home..but never on the road. Some days I am so busy I skip breakfast and my lunch is a measly sandwich. After a week of this I find I have usually dropped a few pounds.
#29
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: NYC
Programs: United 1K, HHonors Gold, MR Gold
Posts: 1,628
1. When you try to swipe your airline membership card in a subway turnstile.
2. When your first thoughts when clothes-shopping are "how much does that shirt / dress / pair of pants / socks" weigh, and how will it look crushed?
3. When your phone and tablet have more than three clocks/time zones running, and you get weather alerts from multiple continents.
2. When your first thoughts when clothes-shopping are "how much does that shirt / dress / pair of pants / socks" weigh, and how will it look crushed?
3. When your phone and tablet have more than three clocks/time zones running, and you get weather alerts from multiple continents.
#30
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Loud, dark, warm, lots of ethernet cables, and in some rack space.
Programs: AA:EXP
Posts: 369
I can't believe people have came close to this, but not said it yet:
When you're going through customs and border control, they ask you where have you been and how long have you been gone for... you just stand there thinking about it for a good 15-30 seconds... Cue the secondary inspection!
My other personal favourite were:
1. I was driving down the highway, heading to the book store, when I accidentally exited, parked at the airport, and started walking towards the check-in. The only clue that made me realize the situation was the fact I wasn't dragging a carry-on behind me.
2. Wake up in the middle of the night wondering if I'm still in Zürich, Amsterdam, or none of the above.
3. Realize you have another trip in a couple days, but you still haven't unpacked from your previous one.
When you're going through customs and border control, they ask you where have you been and how long have you been gone for... you just stand there thinking about it for a good 15-30 seconds... Cue the secondary inspection!
My other personal favourite were:
1. I was driving down the highway, heading to the book store, when I accidentally exited, parked at the airport, and started walking towards the check-in. The only clue that made me realize the situation was the fact I wasn't dragging a carry-on behind me.
2. Wake up in the middle of the night wondering if I'm still in Zürich, Amsterdam, or none of the above.
3. Realize you have another trip in a couple days, but you still haven't unpacked from your previous one.