Revenge.
#31


Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Nashua, NH USA
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Posts: 2,015
Originally Posted by Emma65
I reclined my seat ... I id check that the passenger behind me didn't have his traytable down so I wouldn't spill anything ... Next thing I know He start pushing my seat up
You end up behind me and do your revenge thing on me I will have the crew have words with you too.
You end up behind me and do your revenge thing on me I will have the crew have words with you too.
#32

Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: BOS and vicinity
Programs: Former UA 1P
Posts: 3,730
Originally Posted by Emma65
I hope you never end up behind me. I reclined my seat on a 777 from AMS - JFK. I id check that the passenger behind me didn't have his traytable down so I wouldn't spill anything in his lap.
I also presume you didn't have body parts / clothing flailing about behind your seat and that you unreclined the seat for landing and disembarkation.
Next thing I know He start pushing my seat up.. I ignored it as much as possible but got fed up.
You end up behind me and do your revenge thing on me I will have the crew have words with you too.
Better still you need so much space get a business class ticket.
Better still you need so much space get a business class ticket.
Oh, and I don't need "that much space." 32" pitch is adequate if people have some awareness of their surroundings. Continuous full recline to the point where the person behind can't deploy their tray table, get to their underseat storage, or even stand up without performing a strange shimmy maneuver for a lengthy flight including meal service and especially landing/disembarkation does not indicate an awareness of surroundings IMO.
#33
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: YYZ
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Posts: 336
I plopped down $300 US and ordered a handheld cell phone jammer from the U.K.(Illegal in U.S.)
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.
Note: I don't actually take it with my on the plane, cause I wouldn't want to have to explain to TSA what it was (looks like a cell phone), so I just check it and carry it around with me when I get to my destination
http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.Note: I don't actually take it with my on the plane, cause I wouldn't want to have to explain to TSA what it was (looks like a cell phone), so I just check it and carry it around with me when I get to my destination
http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm
#34


Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 333
[QUOTE=andrewsheehan]I plopped down $300 US and ordered a handheld cell phone jammer from the U.K.(Illegal in U.S.)
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.
Last edited by goingnow; Mar 9, 2010 at 8:20 am
#35


Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
Programs: UA Gold
Posts: 1,465
that cell phone jammer is an excellent idea. i try to be considerate on a plane. i ask the person behind me if i can recline. i usually just go for it if its a small kid. i usually just recline on transatlantic flights, but then again everyone does so it doesnt seem to bother anyone. i want to be comfortable for that long of a flight and i think others agree. as for exacting revenge, the bad karma is usually good enough for me. i always get a big kick when "mr or ms. in-a-hurry-im-important" business traveler does something and then gets stopped by the TSA or something like that. its all about what comes around goes around. if im sitting next to andre the giant, i can understand, im not the skinniest either, try not to touch me. i paid just the same for my seat. and whats with kids looking over the back of their seat to see what your doing. i dont find you cute and i dont want to talk to you.
#37
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: QLA
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[QUOTE=goingnow]
Match rudeness with rudeness-yeah-that'll make things better. You people scare me.
how is that rude?
Originally Posted by andrewsheehan
I plopped down $300 US and ordered a handheld cell phone jammer from the U.K.(Illegal in U.S.)
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.
Worth every penny when you get that a$$hole who thinks his phone conversation needs to be heard throughout the restaurant, coffee shop, post office or wherever. The satisfaction of shutting down a load mouth is indescribable
, as you watch them fiddle with their phones and say "HELLO, HELLO". When they realize they aren't getting any signal, they usually walk a good distance away out of my jammer's reach and out of earshot to try to call again.
Originally Posted by andrewsheehan
Match rudeness with rudeness-yeah-that'll make things better. You people scare me.
#39


Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oxford, Mississippi
Programs: Delta Silver thanks to Million Miles; Choice Plat., point scrounger everywhere
Posts: 1,600
Here's a good one
Originally Posted by Athena53
Two thoughts: in a thread on mugging, someone suggested carying a cheap wallet with a few $ worth of local currency and a bunch of those stupid fake credit cards you get with credit card solicitations in the mail. Their suggestion was to throw it out on the street and run madly in the opposite direction if mugged. I'm thinking of just keeping one in my back pocket to attract pickpockets on crowded subways. By the time they get out at the next stop and check their "winnings", I'll be out of range.
#40
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Desert city where Venice, Paris and NY are within walking distance
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Might I suggest instead of prank calling people that you get some ear plugs instead?
I always wear ear plugs when sleeping in hotel rooms because by their very nature, hotels are loud. You have hundreds of people coming and going at all hours, most on vacation, some drunk. It is unreasonable to expect peace and quiet 100% of the time.
I always wear ear plugs when sleeping in hotel rooms because by their very nature, hotels are loud. You have hundreds of people coming and going at all hours, most on vacation, some drunk. It is unreasonable to expect peace and quiet 100% of the time.
#41
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Formerly HPN, but then DCA and IAD for a while, and now back to HPN!
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Originally Posted by Boraxo
Damn, you stole my line!
I once stayed at the La Costa Resort in Carlsbad and had to be up at 8am every day for business meetings. Every night late and then early morning I would hear footsteps in the room above me walking across the room. Then stopping. Then walking across the room. Then stopping. Again and again and again.
This went on for hours. I called security several times, whereupon the noise would briefly stop. I am a light sleeper and needless to say I did not sleep well.
Finally on the last day I went upstairs to see if I could determine the source of my misery. Lo and behold, the maid had left the door open. I peered inside and discovered a golf putter. And suddenly it all became clear.
I removed the golf club and placed it downstairs near the ice machine. Payback is a *****.
I once stayed at the La Costa Resort in Carlsbad and had to be up at 8am every day for business meetings. Every night late and then early morning I would hear footsteps in the room above me walking across the room. Then stopping. Then walking across the room. Then stopping. Again and again and again.
This went on for hours. I called security several times, whereupon the noise would briefly stop. I am a light sleeper and needless to say I did not sleep well.
Finally on the last day I went upstairs to see if I could determine the source of my misery. Lo and behold, the maid had left the door open. I peered inside and discovered a golf putter. And suddenly it all became clear.
I removed the golf club and placed it downstairs near the ice machine. Payback is a *****.

#42
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Join Date: May 2005
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Posts: 1,548
Originally Posted by dchristiva
So stealing was your solution to this problem? 

No putter, no putting, no walking back and forth, no noise.
Sounds like a perfect solution to me! ^
#44




Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: MCI
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Originally Posted by da_guy
Might I suggest instead of prank calling people that you get some ear plugs instead?
Earplugs are also bad if you need to hear an alarm go off in the AM.
#45



Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ORD, MKE
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Originally Posted by andrewsheehan
I plopped down $300 US and ordered a handheld cell phone jammer from the U.K.(Illegal in U.S.)



