Originally Posted by Boraxo

Damn, you stole my line!

I once stayed at the La Costa Resort in Carlsbad and had to be up at 8am every day for business meetings. Every night late and then early morning I would hear footsteps in the room above me walking across the room. Then stopping. Then walking across the room. Then stopping. Again and again and again.

This went on for hours. I called security several times, whereupon the noise would briefly stop. I am a light sleeper and needless to say I did not sleep well.

Finally on the last day I went upstairs to see if I could determine the source of my misery. Lo and behold, the maid had left the door open. I peered inside and discovered a golf putter. And suddenly it all became clear.

I removed the golf club and placed it downstairs near the ice machine. Payback is a *****.