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The definitive LH First experience thread [including how to maximize it]

The definitive LH First experience thread [including how to maximize it]

Old Jan 18, 2010, 10:50 am
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Originally Posted by Rambuster

Make sure to insist on a Happy End massage ! It is standard procedure in BKK ...
Is this the reason you are a BKK regular?

This it OT but might be another form of F experience
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:13 am
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Originally Posted by Rambuster
Crazy Japanese !
It's not as if they have Etro toiletries one can pilfer and flog on eBay or an onsen where one can have a relaxing soak and forget about boarding a plane, though the latter may happen at NGO with its public bath.

I also noticed a massage room (with no door ) on the way back to the reception to retrieve my BP.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:28 am
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Great thread - absolutely hilarious. I have a few additions:

Move the sun blockers in the FCT or FCL so that you have a clear view and that others guests do not see anything else. (Actually happened to me on the 'receiving' end as someone apparently thought I do not want to see the outside world.)

Take all Etro toiletries from all shower/bathrooms in all FCLs and the FCT.

Same for bathrobe / slippers...

Insist you want to be served Rose Champagne while having a bath.

Order everything on the menu just to 'see it'.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:41 am
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Originally Posted by flamboyant 1
Insist you want to be served Rose Champagne while having a bath.
Insist on your PA joining you in the tub while drinking it.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:49 am
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Originally Posted by Jgish
Insist on your PA joining you in the tub while drinking it.
You want to drink the tub ?
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:51 am
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Originally Posted by Rambuster
You want to drink the tub ?
Ok, insist that the PA pour the rose champagne in the tub and then jump in.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:00 pm
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Ask if you could drive in your own car to the plane and if afterwards someone could park it free of charge at the FCT.

When returning to FRA ask to be driven to the FCT as your car is still there.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:08 pm
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Request the FIRST CLASS life vest to wear when you are in the tub at the FCT- tell them you are afraid of drowning.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
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Demand that the SmartCar you drove be upgraded to an S-class, for the price you paid for your F experience. HON can select leather.
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:18 pm
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Originally Posted by TRAVELSIG
Request the FIRST CLASS life vest to wear when you are in the tub at the FCT- tell them you are afraid of drowning.
That's what the PA is for!
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:20 pm
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Originally Posted by Jgish
That's what the PA is for!
Yes- but then how will you be able to "maximize" your experience by selling the Life Vest on e-bay?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Airli...5fPartsQ5fGear
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:26 pm
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Do people actually buy that Shei?
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Jgish
Do people actually buy that Shei?
I particularly like the fact it is used- where on earth would someone get a USED aircraft life vest from to sell on e-bay?
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 12:34 pm
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Originally Posted by TRAVELSIG
I particularly like the fact it is used- where on earth would someone get a USED aircraft life vest from to sell on e-bay?
Who would prevent a maximizer (any COS) taking everything out of an aircraft, that is not niet and nagelfest (aka Wasserdischt)?
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 1:03 pm
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Wow, so many things to do! I'm not surprised you need to overnight in the Sheraton prior to your trip to JNB.
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