Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: CH / D
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Great thread - absolutely hilarious. I have a few additions:
Move the sun blockers in the FCT or FCL so that you have a clear view and that others guests do not see anything else. (Actually happened to me on the 'receiving' end as someone apparently thought I do not want to see the outside world.)
Take all Etro toiletries from all shower/bathrooms in all FCLs and the FCT.
Same for bathrobe / slippers...
Insist you want to be served Rose Champagne while having a bath.
Order everything on the menu just to 'see it'.