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As Joel McHale would say: "Let's talk about chicks, man."
In honor of the ridiculously smoking hot flight attendant I recently had the pleasure of seeing on a SkyWest flight, I'm starting a photo gallery of hot flight attendants that you can see here.
There's nothing there at the moment - which might lead you to believe - that's right - that this will be a group effort. Here are the rules:
Send your photos to me at [email protected]. Take them with any source you want - digital cameras, phones, whatever - but send them to me at full resolution. No limits on my e-mail box, so let me be the one who does the editing.
No inappropriate or porno shots. If you're diddling an FA, feel free to send me her naked pictures, but they won't be posted.
Whenever possible, GET PERMISSION. With every photo you send, include a note in the body of the e-mail that says whether or not you had permission to get the shot. After a bout of serious flirting, you might say something like, "Seriously, you are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, and I'm putting together a collection of photos of gorgeous flight attendants. Any chance I could get your picture?" or some other line that probably won't work. DON'T BE A JACKASS - tell them the photo will be on the Interwebs. If you can't (or won't) get permission, or if you don't include a note about permission in the e-mail, I'll still post the photo - but only after I've blurred the face and name tag, which won't be nearly as good. Don't try to edit the photos on your own if they are sans permission - leave it to me. In my experience, it might be easier to get a bunch of FAs to pose together, and then I can crop out the less-than-suitable ones. I'm trying to get the Vegas oddsmakers to change the line on whether I have a soul or not, so please, help me out.
This game is open to everybody, even you UA d-bags. Extra points for anybody who gets a relatively famous flight attendant like one of the Virgin America girls on the new show, or somebody who is on a safety video. On a side note, this can include gate agents, club people, whatever - we'll just use FA as a generic term.
No intentional submissions of solo non-suitable chicks. I don't need to see someone in the DL red dress that looks like two hippos f#*$ing inside of a tent. I get plenty of that on my own in the ATL, thank you.
If you're one of the two women who read my posts, feel free to submit pictures of other women FAs. That would be hot. Male FAs will not get their pictures posted. Sorry.
The winner, who submits the shots that get the best votes on the site (we'll look six months from now), will get a $200 certificate to the airline of your choice, funded by me. The prize is in USD, so don't think you're getting €200 if you live in the EU. I'll pick the ten best, and then I'll put them up on this page for you people to vote on. If we can figure out who the FA in the winning picture is, she'll get a special gift from me, too. Read into that last sentence however you want. Not a bad gig, eh?
Happy hunting. If you are thinking that I'm a misogynist pig, you're probably correct.

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