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I was detained at the TSA checkpoint for about 25 minutes today

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Old Sep 27, 2006, 11:50 am
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
Now for the fun one:

Arabic: كيبي هاولي هو يحتسي
Too many letters on their version of "Kip" and make sure you have a ya not an alif at the end of Hawley. I can't find that that word for idiot in my dictionary but we could write "handsome man" and they would still freak out.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 11:54 am
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
German: Kip Hawley ist ein Idiot
Auf deutsch I prefer:
Kip Hawley ist ein Dummkopf.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 11:59 am
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I just sent a tip to the Register. They posted the widely circulated analysis of the 8/10 ban, so I'm hoping they'll pick up on this too.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:00 pm
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
From my post several pages back:

As a public service to my fellow FTers, here you go:

English: Kip Hawley is an idiot.
French: Kip Hawley est un idiot
Spanish: La kilolibra Hawley es un idiota
German: Kip Hawley ist ein Idiot
Italian: Il Kip Hawley è un idiot
Arabic: كيبي هاولي هو يحتسي
Korean: 키프는 바보야
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:02 pm
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Originally Posted by LLM
Auf deutsch I prefer:
Kip Hawley ist ein Dummkopf.
^


To those who have a problem with the wording, how about starting a campaign for single work protests, like "Idiotic," "Moronic," etc.? Bold letters on our quart bags.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:11 pm
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We certainly have gone too far with our bogus security at the airports! Does anyone actually feel safer? Your freedom of speech was definitely taken away by a TSA worker - sorry you had to experience this, but I guess we all have to remember that we can't speak freely anymore. America is not what our ancestors started anymore!
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:11 pm
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Thanks to Google's translator, here's "FWAAA's toiletries"

فواا في الحمام
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:17 pm
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Originally Posted by FWAAA
Thanks to Google's translator, here's "FWAAA's toiletries"

فواا في الحمام
Incorrect. This means FWAAA is in the toiletries . Just turn it around to put toiletries first and then FWAAA and leave out the fee (their middle word) which is unnecessary.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:26 pm
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Originally Posted by LLM
Incorrect. This means FWAAA is in the toiletries . Just turn it around to put toiletries first and then FWAAA and leave out the fee (their middle word) which is unnecessary.
Thanks - will do.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:41 pm
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wow you made boingboing!
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:48 pm
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4th Amendment shipping tape

I have the endless-loop 4th Amendment luggage / shipping tape that the Electronic Frontier Foundation makes for its supporters (of the Bill of Rights or of the EFF).

A picture of it is here:
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/03/06...dment_lug.html

It's subtle, but if they're going to be opening up my luggage to check out my undies, then they ought to know exactly what they're doing. Slicing right through it, and the edges never quite match up again.

If I had it with me, I'd put some on my clear plastic bag organizers for an upcoming flight.

But I bet that they'd say that reminding people of their oaths to the constitution is shouting fire in a security theater.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:55 pm
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Originally Posted by VideoPaul
Obviously one hell of an enterprise piece. The best you'll get from the TSA will likely be a stonewall citing privacy or national security. I was very, very glad to see the AP express interest in this. This story, once vetted, shoudl move quote widely.

To the OP, I urge you in the strongest possible terms to take the AP up on their interview request and also to allow the ACLU to persue this. This could be the equivalent to Rosa Parks in the brave new world...

--PP
I agree. When Leslie contacts the TSA for their side of the story, it will be interesting to read the spin that the spokeshole puts on this incident, if the TSA chooses to comment at all.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 12:58 pm
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Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
Spanish: La kilolibra Hawley es un idiota
Italian: Il Kip Hawley è un idiot
The Spanish looks like somehow Kip got translated as Kilolibra, that doesn't make sense.

Italian: drop the Il (use it for a title, like Il Duce, but not a proper name)
Kip Hawley è un idiota.

(personally I'd use stronzo ionstead of idiota, but that might be too crude)
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 1:04 pm
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If it came out that someone had taken liquids that turned out to be explosives through security in a bag marked "Kip Hawley is an idiot" we'd be all over the TSA for missing such a big obvious clue. We'd be yelling "they take up so much of our time, and here went someone who could have only been more obvious by writing "BOMB" on the bag, and STILL the TSA couldn't prevent it."

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Old Sep 27, 2006, 1:08 pm
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Contact Dept of Justice Civil Right Division!

Originally Posted by exerda
In fact, it would seem a violation of several Constitutional rights, IMHO. Violation of freedom of speech (and in no way can "Kip Hawley is an idiot" be construed to be prohibited speech at a checkpoint, unlike the "jokes" the TSA constantly warns us about making), and illegal detainment to name a couple, and attempted illegal seizure to boot.

The TSA does have a civil rights hotline you can file a complaint with, but IME they do not respond in any way, shape, or form to e-mails sent there.
Justice is the agency that is serious about civil rights violations (believe it or not!) They have a really good web page: DOJ Civil Rights Division . I would definitely contact them!
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