DYKWIA | 2022 edition
#466
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: UK
Programs: IC Hotels Spire, BA Gold
Posts: 8,670
Just caught up with this thread.
On kids and guesting into GF, I think anyone saying two GCHs trying to bring an extra guest through at 5am on the first day of the half term school holidays should have a little flexibility shown aren't thinking it through. At the quietest of times any extra guesting should be requested, not demanded, and the first day of half term is going to be one of the worst times to try - staff will almost certainly have been briefed not to bend the rules over that holiday period.
Similarly, if some PAT had demanded I guest their kid I'd have likely had a few choice words for them too.
On kids and guesting into GF, I think anyone saying two GCHs trying to bring an extra guest through at 5am on the first day of the half term school holidays should have a little flexibility shown aren't thinking it through. At the quietest of times any extra guesting should be requested, not demanded, and the first day of half term is going to be one of the worst times to try - staff will almost certainly have been briefed not to bend the rules over that holiday period.
Similarly, if some PAT had demanded I guest their kid I'd have likely had a few choice words for them too.
#467
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 3,596
Do we really need to discuss it again?
The thread was already closed once for moderation and clean up. Please lets not give the discussion any further time of day. Instead move on to what what this thread is here for: fine examples of self absorbed behaviour and tales schadenfreude in order to achieve one upmanship over said self absorbed individuals.
The thread was already closed once for moderation and clean up. Please lets not give the discussion any further time of day. Instead move on to what what this thread is here for: fine examples of self absorbed behaviour and tales schadenfreude in order to achieve one upmanship over said self absorbed individuals.
Last edited by 1Aturnleft; Oct 17, 2022 at 6:14 am
#468
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Lincoln, UK
Programs: BAEC Gold, IHG Spire Ambassador, Hilton Diamond, Starbucks Gold
Posts: 1,267
I am a DYKWIA
My name is Harry. I am a DYKWIA.
Having flown overnight from HNL to LAX on Saturday with 90 minutes to connect to the 8am departure to JFK and then to LHR, I discovered that the onward flight from LAX had a 7-hour delay, arriving in JFK after midnight (it was later cancelled). AA had automatically "kindly" booked me on the 2pm direct flight to LHR. In a centre seat. In the back row of Economy. At the time, although sleep deprived, I understood that was just a computer algorithm trying to find an easy solution.
I called You First and after 10 minutes of "Oh no, we cannot have that" was told actually there was no F or J availability from anywhere in North America to LHR that day. I had an out of body experience telling the agent that this was not acceptable and even embarrassingly heard myself saying "Is this how BA would treat David Beckham"? Getting myself together, using Expert Flyer and ITA Matrix, I found my own routing via Boston with a Transcontinental First lie flat on the domestic leg and BA First on the Transatlantic. How is it that in 15 minutes I could find that but the agent couldn't. Without Flyertalk, I genuinely believe I would be flying at the back of an American 777 being proper Yorkshire grumpy. Anyway, the agent rebooked the flights and the day was saved.
The entire industry is a mess, BA doubly so. Booked in December, the 8 sector booking now has 23 flights in MMB, there have been so many timetable changes and cancellations. I have a great deal of sympathy with the coal face staff that have to deal with the customer while continually disappointing. I have no sympathy for the BA management for whom greed has created a self inflicted wound that is going to take years to heal or if some other global catastrophe occurs, may well prove fatal.
For example, I was on G-STBM for both transatlantic legs 4 days apart. On both sectors, 1A did not recline and the Wi-Fi was inoperative throughout the journey, Were BA aware, yes. Did they have the desire to do anything about it? Maybe, one day. Sometime. But clearly, the IFL was left having to tell a First passenger that their lie flat bed wasn't. And a host of passengers expecting to work / play or otherwise on the Internet - sorry you cannot.
No wonder I am a DYKWIA.
#469
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Berkshire
Programs: BAEC GGL/CCR/LTG
Posts: 684
I'll oblige.
My name is Harry. I am a DYKWIA.
Having flown overnight from HNL to LAX on Saturday with 90 minutes to connect to the 8am departure to JFK and then to LHR, I discovered that the onward flight from LAX had a 7-hour delay, arriving in JFK after midnight (it was later cancelled). AA had automatically "kindly" booked me on the 2pm direct flight to LHR. In a centre seat. In the back row of Economy. At the time, although sleep deprived, I understood that was just a computer algorithm trying to find an easy solution.
I called You First and after 10 minutes of "Oh no, we cannot have that" was told actually there was no F or J availability from anywhere in North America to LHR that day. I had an out of body experience telling the agent that this was not acceptable and even embarrassingly heard myself saying "Is this how BA would treat David Beckham"? Getting myself together, using Expert Flyer and ITA Matrix, I found my own routing via Boston with a Transcontinental First lie flat on the domestic leg and BA First on the Transatlantic. How is it that in 15 minutes I could find that but the agent couldn't. Without Flyertalk, I genuinely believe I would be flying at the back of an American 777 being proper Yorkshire grumpy. Anyway, the agent rebooked the flights and the day was saved.
The entire industry is a mess, BA doubly so. Booked in December, the 8 sector booking now has 23 flights in MMB, there have been so many timetable changes and cancellations. I have a great deal of sympathy with the coal face staff that have to deal with the customer while continually disappointing. I have no sympathy for the BA management for whom greed has created a self inflicted wound that is going to take years to heal or if some other global catastrophe occurs, may well prove fatal.
For example, I was on G-STBM for both transatlantic legs 4 days apart. On both sectors, 1A did not recline and the Wi-Fi was inoperative throughout the journey, Were BA aware, yes. Did they have the desire to do anything about it? Maybe, one day. Sometime. But clearly, the IFL was left having to tell a First passenger that their lie flat bed wasn't. And a host of passengers expecting to work / play or otherwise on the Internet - sorry you cannot.
No wonder I am a DYKWIA.
My name is Harry. I am a DYKWIA.
Having flown overnight from HNL to LAX on Saturday with 90 minutes to connect to the 8am departure to JFK and then to LHR, I discovered that the onward flight from LAX had a 7-hour delay, arriving in JFK after midnight (it was later cancelled). AA had automatically "kindly" booked me on the 2pm direct flight to LHR. In a centre seat. In the back row of Economy. At the time, although sleep deprived, I understood that was just a computer algorithm trying to find an easy solution.
I called You First and after 10 minutes of "Oh no, we cannot have that" was told actually there was no F or J availability from anywhere in North America to LHR that day. I had an out of body experience telling the agent that this was not acceptable and even embarrassingly heard myself saying "Is this how BA would treat David Beckham"? Getting myself together, using Expert Flyer and ITA Matrix, I found my own routing via Boston with a Transcontinental First lie flat on the domestic leg and BA First on the Transatlantic. How is it that in 15 minutes I could find that but the agent couldn't. Without Flyertalk, I genuinely believe I would be flying at the back of an American 777 being proper Yorkshire grumpy. Anyway, the agent rebooked the flights and the day was saved.
The entire industry is a mess, BA doubly so. Booked in December, the 8 sector booking now has 23 flights in MMB, there have been so many timetable changes and cancellations. I have a great deal of sympathy with the coal face staff that have to deal with the customer while continually disappointing. I have no sympathy for the BA management for whom greed has created a self inflicted wound that is going to take years to heal or if some other global catastrophe occurs, may well prove fatal.
For example, I was on G-STBM for both transatlantic legs 4 days apart. On both sectors, 1A did not recline and the Wi-Fi was inoperative throughout the journey, Were BA aware, yes. Did they have the desire to do anything about it? Maybe, one day. Sometime. But clearly, the IFL was left having to tell a First passenger that their lie flat bed wasn't. And a host of passengers expecting to work / play or otherwise on the Internet - sorry you cannot.
No wonder I am a DYKWIA.
#470
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: Manchester
Programs: BAEC Gold, HH Diamond
Posts: 26
As an aside, isn't it the case that the three new 777-300s don't have WiFi installed, not that the WiFi is inop?
#471
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
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My wife also got the last J seat on the 7am, sorry BA038_Passenger !
Last edited by Fraser; Oct 17, 2022 at 8:25 pm
#472
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: UK
Programs: IC Hotels Spire, BA Gold
Posts: 8,670
Do we really need to discuss it again?
The thread was already closed once for moderation and clean up. Please lets not give the discussion any further time of day. Instead move on to what what this thread is here for: fine examples of self absorbed behaviour and tales schadenfreude in order to achieve one upmanship over said self absorbed individuals.
The thread was already closed once for moderation and clean up. Please lets not give the discussion any further time of day. Instead move on to what what this thread is here for: fine examples of self absorbed behaviour and tales schadenfreude in order to achieve one upmanship over said self absorbed individuals.
The point of my post remains the same.
#474
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Lincoln, UK
Programs: BAEC Gold, IHG Spire Ambassador, Hilton Diamond, Starbucks Gold
Posts: 1,267
The aircraft had an internal WiFi signal and the IFL had the ability to turn it on and off. So in the case of BM, I think it is there but not working. Or not connected. But the IFL both ways apologised and expected it to work. .
#475
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Buckinghamshire
Programs: BAEC Gold Guest List, Hilton Honours Diamond, Accor Gold
Posts: 2,303
Twice today I called for assistance on the Gold Guest List priority line and was told by an automated machine that I couldn’t be put through to the team. outraged. 😂 (And Twitter DM couldn’t resolve my query).
#476
Join Date: May 2008
Programs: GGL
Posts: 269
Lovely mini altercation in First swing security earlier today. One gentleman got upset with the chap in front of him because he didn’t clear up his empty trays. Gentleman grumbled “some people” and called chap a d***h**d… once he was safely out of earshot.
#477
Join Date: Jan 2022
Programs: BAEC
Posts: 1,474
I wish I could say this was uniquely an issue at the First Wing, but I’ve also noticed it’s also particularly bad at T3 connection security.
#478
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Birmingham
Programs: BA Gold, HH Gold
Posts: 294
I've called people a selfish t**t within earshot for doing the same. Total entitlement, but I guess some people live in a world where they are used to being fawned over.
#479
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: London, UK
Programs: BA GGL, HHonors Diamond
Posts: 910
Yeah I’m not sure who the a-hole is here. It annoys me when there are 10 empty trays sitting on the belt and no bags can come down until someone (either personnel or passengers) clears them. I usually avoid aggressive-aggressive approach of swearing and take the passive-aggressive one of sanctimoniously clearing up a few trays myself.
I wish I could say this was uniquely an issue at the First Wing, but I’ve also noticed it’s also particularly bad at T3 connection security.
I wish I could say this was uniquely an issue at the First Wing, but I’ve also noticed it’s also particularly bad at T3 connection security.
And - even worse - the people grumbling that they can't get their items off their tray because of the long line of empty trays blocking their tray from coming down, but who do absolutely nothing to pick the many blocking empty trays off. They do ever more ridiculous contortions around the scanning machine barrier to try to get their things and do not improve the situation at all.
I fear we really are heading towards the future depicted in "Idiocracy"
#480
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wolverhampton
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Posts: 1,608
Yeah, I think you're on a loser there, it's a genuine problem where security is loaded to the gills with huge queues and.... There's chunks of empty trays blocking up the end. Sure an employee could come along and tidy them up, but there's queues, they're all working to get things through the scanner, watching the body scanner, swabbing the backlog on the side.
All it takes is a lift and dump. A sign perhaps to tell them to do this. Someone perhaps telling them off.
All the person complaining about them was filling the gap in a procedural failure which is pretty much unnecessary.
I know there will always be a few, 90% of the queue seems to be needed to be told to take their coats off as they approach the belt, so they often ignore whatever signage and advice told. but a sign to point at would be nice.
All it takes is a lift and dump. A sign perhaps to tell them to do this. Someone perhaps telling them off.
All the person complaining about them was filling the gap in a procedural failure which is pretty much unnecessary.
I know there will always be a few, 90% of the queue seems to be needed to be told to take their coats off as they approach the belt, so they often ignore whatever signage and advice told. but a sign to point at would be nice.