DYKWIA | 2020/21 edition
#541
Join Date: Oct 2011
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I realise I never posted this story on here... it seems appropriate given discussion on overhead lockers...
In early 2019 I experienced my only long haul economy flight of the year, the late evening LAX-LHR departure on the A380. We had a window pair in the upper deck mini cabin, 81J&K to be precise. With the majority of passengers boarded most people had settled into their seats and were quietly organising their belongings and playing with the IFE. Whilst trying to work out the best way to contort myself around the IFE box on the floor I couldn't help but notice the final passenger stroll into the cabin shortly after boarding was called complete. He'd obviously had a bit of a rush and looked a bit flustered but he'd made it.
Now at this stage I should point out there wasn't a lot of space remaining in the overheads seemingly due to a number of passengers pushing the limitations of carry on allowance, 80J&K deserve particular recognition in this area - in addition to their wheelie bags (which seemed larger than our checked baggage for 2 weeks), they had a selection of designer shopping bags following a spree in the terminal which wouldn't have looked out of place on a private jet. Anyway I digress.
And so back to the new arrival, I was curious which of the two empty seats he might occupy and where he'd find space for his bag. After a quick walk down to row 83 assessing the options he returned with his eyes set on the locker just in front of us and started to do some shuffling, at which point up steps the guy in 80G:
"You can't move my bag, there's delicate stuff in there you'll break it you shouldn't be touching it". At this point the new arrival calmly explained he was being careful, there were no other spaces and he needed to move the bag, but 80G wouldn't accept it, the exchange continued and voices progressively raised. Needless to say the mini cabin was now in silence, everyone had put down their headphones, stopped what they were doing and watched curious as to how it would resolve. I don't remember the exact exchange, but it became fairly heated as they went back and forth at each other before a crew member fortunately appeared and quickly calmed the situation offering an alternative location for the bags to the new arrival which seemed to please both parties.
With the cabin still stunned into silence 80G sat back down and the new arrival having sourced a solution to the luggage reached into his pocket to check his ticket. After a few seconds of hesitation and a large sigh he made his way back towards the front of the cabin at which point the tension and silence was soon broken by laughter across the cabin as he politely asked 80G if he could squeeze past and took his seat in 80F Perhaps even with the IFE boxes we weren't in the most uncomfortable seats!!
In early 2019 I experienced my only long haul economy flight of the year, the late evening LAX-LHR departure on the A380. We had a window pair in the upper deck mini cabin, 81J&K to be precise. With the majority of passengers boarded most people had settled into their seats and were quietly organising their belongings and playing with the IFE. Whilst trying to work out the best way to contort myself around the IFE box on the floor I couldn't help but notice the final passenger stroll into the cabin shortly after boarding was called complete. He'd obviously had a bit of a rush and looked a bit flustered but he'd made it.
Now at this stage I should point out there wasn't a lot of space remaining in the overheads seemingly due to a number of passengers pushing the limitations of carry on allowance, 80J&K deserve particular recognition in this area - in addition to their wheelie bags (which seemed larger than our checked baggage for 2 weeks), they had a selection of designer shopping bags following a spree in the terminal which wouldn't have looked out of place on a private jet. Anyway I digress.
And so back to the new arrival, I was curious which of the two empty seats he might occupy and where he'd find space for his bag. After a quick walk down to row 83 assessing the options he returned with his eyes set on the locker just in front of us and started to do some shuffling, at which point up steps the guy in 80G:
"You can't move my bag, there's delicate stuff in there you'll break it you shouldn't be touching it". At this point the new arrival calmly explained he was being careful, there were no other spaces and he needed to move the bag, but 80G wouldn't accept it, the exchange continued and voices progressively raised. Needless to say the mini cabin was now in silence, everyone had put down their headphones, stopped what they were doing and watched curious as to how it would resolve. I don't remember the exact exchange, but it became fairly heated as they went back and forth at each other before a crew member fortunately appeared and quickly calmed the situation offering an alternative location for the bags to the new arrival which seemed to please both parties.
With the cabin still stunned into silence 80G sat back down and the new arrival having sourced a solution to the luggage reached into his pocket to check his ticket. After a few seconds of hesitation and a large sigh he made his way back towards the front of the cabin at which point the tension and silence was soon broken by laughter across the cabin as he politely asked 80G if he could squeeze past and took his seat in 80F Perhaps even with the IFE boxes we weren't in the most uncomfortable seats!!
#542
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Devon, UK
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I enjoy reading this thread, but wonder how people know, or remember, their seat assignments so vividly? Maybe it's a DYKWIS? Even when I was younger and would use buses and trains daily (Waterloo to either Guildford/Winchester/Southampton/Bournemouth/Dorchester). Although I would always sit in the front carriage as so many of my colleagues would do, getting off at our respective stops, I don't think we ever knew our seat number or carriage identifier.
#543
Moderator: British Airways Executive Club
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: TPA/ABZ
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From a practical standpoint I can tell you with some certainty that I would have been sat in 1C on 90+% of shorthaul flights in the last few years. That's because I always try to sit in the same place and park my car in the same area of the car park. As I get older, it's one thing less to remember.
#544
Join Date: Oct 2005
Programs: BA GGL & GfL, AA LTP, Marriott (sigh) Ambassador, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 3,238
I have learned that there are a lot of geeks on this site who record everything about their trips. Flight numbers, aircraft registrations, seat numbers etc. For the avoidance of doubt I am not one of them
From a practical standpoint I can tell you with some certainty that I would have been sat in 1C on 90+% of shorthaul flights in the last few years. That's because I always try to sit in the same place and park my car in the same area of the car park. As I get older, it's one thing less to remember.
From a practical standpoint I can tell you with some certainty that I would have been sat in 1C on 90+% of shorthaul flights in the last few years. That's because I always try to sit in the same place and park my car in the same area of the car park. As I get older, it's one thing less to remember.
#545
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,237
You spend too much time on a plane if when standing in front of a class you refer to the student having raised his hand as "student in 4D"...
#546
Join Date: Oct 2005
Programs: BA GGL & GfL, AA LTP, Marriott (sigh) Ambassador, Hilton Diamond
Posts: 3,238
#548
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: The Indo Jungle
Programs: AA EXP, IHG Spire
Posts: 1,319
I enjoy reading this thread, but wonder how people know, or remember, their seat assignments so vividly? Maybe it's a DYKWIS? Even when I was younger and would use buses and trains daily (Waterloo to either Guildford/Winchester/Southampton/Bournemouth/Dorchester). Although I would always sit in the front carriage as so many of my colleagues would do, getting off at our respective stops, I don't think we ever knew our seat number or carriage identifier.
#550
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Anywhere
Posts: 6,576
DYKWIS - some apps, eg. TripIt record it for posterity. As do email confirmations from some airlines, notably not BA though.
#551
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: STL/ORD/MCI/SAN
Programs: AA CK MM, AC SE100K, BA Gold, UA 1K, DL Plat, Hyatt Globalist, Hilton Diamond, Marriott Platinum
Posts: 1,989
I enjoy reading this thread, but wonder how people know, or remember, their seat assignments so vividly? Maybe it's a DYKWIS? Even when I was younger and would use buses and trains daily (Waterloo to either Guildford/Winchester/Southampton/Bournemouth/Dorchester). Although I would always sit in the front carriage as so many of my colleagues would do, getting off at our respective stops, I don't think we ever knew our seat number or carriage identifier.
On virtually any memorable flight, though, even from a while ago, I'll generally remember the seat assignment. I do remember them for many not-so-memorable flights as well, because, as noted by others, routines and general interest in this subject make it easier to remember.
#552
Join Date: Nov 2004
Programs: BA GGL, LH FTL
Posts: 3,578
And actual departure/arrival times and exact flight routings. It's essential to know these things years later.
#553
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: BHX
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#554
Join Date: Mar 2020
Programs: British Airways GGL/CCR, Hilton Diamond & Marriott Gold
Posts: 2,612
I have a reverse DYKWIA story
Departing PMI last Friday (23rd)
Special assistance/families are called first. After that the staff call Group 1&2. My GF and I move forward to the scanning station, low and behold a snotty nosed lady barges in front of us and starts demanding why Priority boarding is in force and not back to front like at LHR for her outbound (the date she mentioned was before Freedom day)
She then started gesticulating and saying it is wrong and she should be boarding (evidently a low group in the rear of economy) the ground crew did a very polite job of saying it was correct.
She then finally moves out of our way and starts bad mouthing BA saying she is going to complain and that she deserves Avios compensation as they didn't follow "policy"
We had a great laugh at her expense, you couldn't make it up.
FYI - special assistance was half the plane anyway.....
Departing PMI last Friday (23rd)
Special assistance/families are called first. After that the staff call Group 1&2. My GF and I move forward to the scanning station, low and behold a snotty nosed lady barges in front of us and starts demanding why Priority boarding is in force and not back to front like at LHR for her outbound (the date she mentioned was before Freedom day)
She then started gesticulating and saying it is wrong and she should be boarding (evidently a low group in the rear of economy) the ground crew did a very polite job of saying it was correct.
She then finally moves out of our way and starts bad mouthing BA saying she is going to complain and that she deserves Avios compensation as they didn't follow "policy"
We had a great laugh at her expense, you couldn't make it up.
FYI - special assistance was half the plane anyway.....
#555
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: UK - Hampshire & London
Programs: Mucci de Guardian des Celliers des Grands Crus 1e Classé, plus BAEC.
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I’m in 2 minds about the return to regular priority boarding. I have enjoyed making my way leisurely to the gate, sitting down, and then joining the queue when there are 2 or 3 people left. Hearing “boarding complete” as soon as you step into row 1 is quite satisfying.
On the other hand, I do quite like having time to settle myself in and relax before pushback, which was accomplished by boarding first.
My absolute pet peeve is where there is only one boarding line, and if you miss the initial priority call you have to queue up with everyone else, rather than being able to take a priority lane short-cut to the front.
On the other hand, I do quite like having time to settle myself in and relax before pushback, which was accomplished by boarding first.
My absolute pet peeve is where there is only one boarding line, and if you miss the initial priority call you have to queue up with everyone else, rather than being able to take a priority lane short-cut to the front.