DYKWIA | 2020/21 edition
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DYKWIA | 2020/21 edition
This thread is a continuation of the ever popular DYKWIA | 2019 edition thread.
Airports are funny places. While they are increasingly designed to both complement and positively influence human behaviour, some of our fellow passengers do on occasion suffer a complete loss of composure and/or self awareness. This thread celebrates those amusing lapses of, well, lets call it social etiquette.
We also have a sister thread dedicated to our musings of the use of Executive Club baggage tags, fair or faux pas, which you can find here: BAEC luggage tags: practical utility or personal statement?
Airports are funny places. While they are increasingly designed to both complement and positively influence human behaviour, some of our fellow passengers do on occasion suffer a complete loss of composure and/or self awareness. This thread celebrates those amusing lapses of, well, lets call it social etiquette.
We also have a sister thread dedicated to our musings of the use of Executive Club baggage tags, fair or faux pas, which you can find here: BAEC luggage tags: practical utility or personal statement?
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Oct 13, 2021, 7:44 am
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Coming back into LHR a couple of weeks ago, there was a group of three guys a couple of rows back from me who didn't want to wear masks other than to keep their chins warm, wanted to stand and chat during the flight and generally be a PITA. On landing, they were straight up to collect their bags, noisily (of course), but eventually did sit down again after being told a couple of times.
I am sure the crew was absolutely delighted to learn that we had steps front and rear.
They called Rows 1-5 and rows 25-30 and stationed a crew member at the last row allowed to disembark, meaning that over time, the crew members got closer and closer to each other until there was one row left - the last row to leave - row 16.
Guess which row the annoying guys were in 😁
I am sure the crew was absolutely delighted to learn that we had steps front and rear.
They called Rows 1-5 and rows 25-30 and stationed a crew member at the last row allowed to disembark, meaning that over time, the crew members got closer and closer to each other until there was one row left - the last row to leave - row 16.
Guess which row the annoying guys were in 😁
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I'll start us off.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
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I'll start us off.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
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Some of my favourite queuing etiquette:
1. A clear line of people standing is formed and others who have been sitting until boarding feel they are entitled to stand up and join the part of the queue closest to where they were sitting,
2. People already in the queue invite travel companions to join them and walk past others who were already standing in the queue (I have started to call people out on this)
1. A clear line of people standing is formed and others who have been sitting until boarding feel they are entitled to stand up and join the part of the queue closest to where they were sitting,
2. People already in the queue invite travel companions to join them and walk past others who were already standing in the queue (I have started to call people out on this)
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I had always thought that this was reasonable as I have been waiting by the barriers just like the people who arrived later than me and chose to stand in a line, rather than taking one of the further away seats. But maybe I'm wrong. Have never thought of myself as a particularly DYKWIA type of a person, so if I've been behaving badly today feels like a good day for new resolutions.
Would welcome a judgment from the FT hive mind.
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Was boarding a 747 LAX to LHR just before Christmas
Waiting for the boarding announcement
They suddenly called group 1 and 2 together (why do they do this!)
There then followed a scrum
My other half had made it to the front , I was behind, I pushed my way forward to which I received an objection from someone that I was overtaking, obviously he was in group 1 or 2 ; I just pointed to my other half and said Im with him and kept my head down (sorry)
Waiting for the boarding announcement
They suddenly called group 1 and 2 together (why do they do this!)
There then followed a scrum
My other half had made it to the front , I was behind, I pushed my way forward to which I received an objection from someone that I was overtaking, obviously he was in group 1 or 2 ; I just pointed to my other half and said Im with him and kept my head down (sorry)
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I had always thought that this was reasonable as I have been waiting by the barriers just like the people who arrived later than me and chose to stand in a line, rather than taking one of the further away seats. But maybe I'm wrong. Have never thought of myself as a particularly DYKWIA type of a person, so if I've been behaving badly today feels like a good day for new resolutions.
Would welcome a judgment from the FT hive mind.
Would welcome a judgment from the FT hive mind.
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I'll start us off.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
It's more a case of advice needed as to who was the DYKWIA.
Boarding at Stockholm yesterday, and it was gate lice central. The flight was a little delayed so there was a bit of waiting around involved too. Rather large woman was stood nearest the boarding door, and certainly giving me the evil eye on more than a few occasions. I saw from her boarding pass she had group 1. Group 1 was called and I made my way forwards, letting her go first as I could see that she was entitled to actually be there.
She wasn't happy with this though and she was straight in there saying "THERES A QUEUE YOU KNOW".
(Reality was, it was a mess as opposed to any form of queue)
Now, what I should have said was something along the lines of, yes, but they have just called group 1 and I'm pretty sure this whole mass of people doesn't hold group 1 boarding.
What actually happened was I came across as a bit of an arse by saying, yes, I know, and I've been waiting here at the front a lot longer than the people who have just rolled up at the back.
Her response was "BUT THERES A QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT"
I couldn't be bothered to converse any more with her. Group boarding wasn't enforced at all, as from seeing a few more boarding passes ahead of me, there was a few group 4's in there.
Last edited by V10; Jan 1, 2020 at 8:10 am
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Not sure I see the issue with this unless they are bringing a school bus full of kids forward. If its just a person or two I wouldnt bat an eyelid as its pretty normal behaviour.
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Disorganised ...
Herd/horde
Gaggle
Mass
Whichever, we know what gate lice means ... opportunists.
Herd/horde
Gaggle
Mass
Whichever, we know what gate lice means ... opportunists.