Are 1Ks the Worst Gate Lice? [Merged Threads]
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As noted by roadkit, you must not travel through IAD that much. I can tell you that the gate areas in the C and D gates have at most 100 seats for each gate. Given that UA's mainbody aircraft have anywhere from roughly 130-250 passengers, this does not leave a lot of space for the remaining 30-150 passengers to stand, sit on the floor, or wait without crowding into the narrow concourses and obstructing other people trying to walk to their gates. I realize not every plane goes out full, but the load percentages are quite high right now, and it is precisely the full planes that present the biggest problems.
And how am I suppose to pass the sea of humanity that is standing in the way of the red carpet lane? These gates have little space for people to sit or stand, so I am not able to just walk up to the red carpet line. You make a lot of assumptions that have little validity in certain situations.
And how am I suppose to pass the sea of humanity that is standing in the way of the red carpet lane? These gates have little space for people to sit or stand, so I am not able to just walk up to the red carpet line. You make a lot of assumptions that have little validity in certain situations.
[Unduly personalized remarks deleted by Moderator.] In fact, whenever I am late boarding, which happens a lot in my case because I like tight connections ( i.e. I hate airports! ), I usually have to force my way through the mass to reach the RC, not a queue by my understanding of what that should be, dodging around people holding position as close to the ticket reader as possible even though their boarding area hasn't been called yet. Sorry, if I can't see the downside to getting there early and avoiding the sheeple. I have seen numerous instances where probable elites seem to form a blocking wedge around the RC so as to not allow access to it prior to boarding call. These types get what they deserve when someone forceful strides right through and past them onto the RC---Maybe that is what is really upsetting them.
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I've flown out of IAD plenty of times and still never seen a gate that was so crowded there was literally nowhere to stand except on the red carpet.
If you want to disagree with my views, and say that standing on the red carpet for 20 minutes is relaxing, fun, and efficient--fine.
But please don't make incorrect factual assumptions about my personal travel history, and say that I must not know better.
Please show me where I said that, or else please don't attach my name to viewpoints that I have never expressed.
In my opinion, a good time to get in line to board is when your boarding group is called ("first class," "GS/1K," "Star Gold," "Seating Area 1-4," etc.). If everyone did this, no one would have to worry that if they don't get in the red carpet line 20 minutes before boarding starts, they will lose all the overhead space to the people who did get in line 20 minutes before boarding.
Not coincidentally, it is also the full planes and crowded gates where gate-licing creates the biggest congestion problems and impedes boarding the most.
Of the people who are criticizing me and others for making "stupid" or unreasonable complaints about red carpet lice who "speed up boarding" and don't affect the "complainers" at all:
If you want to disagree with my views, and say that standing on the red carpet for 20 minutes is relaxing, fun, and efficient--fine.
But please don't make incorrect factual assumptions about my personal travel history, and say that I must not know better.
Given that UA's mainbody aircraft have anywhere from roughly 130-250 passengers, this does not leave a lot of space for the remaining 30-150 passengers to stand, sit on the floor, or wait without crowding into the narrow concourses and obstructing other people trying to walk to their gates. I realize not every plane goes out full, but the load percentages are quite high right now, and it is precisely the full planes that present the biggest problems.
Of the people who are criticizing me and others for making "stupid" or unreasonable complaints about red carpet lice who "speed up boarding" and don't affect the "complainers" at all:
- Which if you are in the habit of standing on the red carpet yourself 10-20 minutes before boarding, and starting a line, and are reacting angrily because your habit is being critiqued? (If so, then I see that you've made up your mind, we are not going to agree, and I should not spend time trying to explain my opinion to you.)
- And which of you are not yourself in the habit of waiting on the red carpet, and simply disagree with the critique theoretically because, watching from the sidelines, you see that red-carpet-lousing actually makes boarding go faster, and doesn't harm anyone? (If so, then we may still be able to agree, and perhaps I am either not explaining clearly enough what the problem is, or perhaps I am not properly understanding what you're saying about the benefits of having a line waiting on the red carpet.)
Last edited by EsquireFlyer; Dec 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
#498
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If that was the threshold, FlyerTalk would not exist. You could say the same thing about any thread on Flyertalk ("it's not going to change the world" or "let's all just do whatever we want"). But that doesn't mean that nothing should ever be posted to Flyertalk.
I explained the connection in my post. Thanks for reading before criticizing.
As for your post in question, I read and then re-read it and, sorry, still don't get how people lining up in front of me 20 minutes early is any different from their doing so when boarding is called. I would also suggest that it would more constructive to not view the person sitting next to you as a potential "seat opponent" with whom you'd compete for personal space, as you'd previously done, but again you're entitled to your view and I realize that you're putting it that way to try to make a constructive point.
I've flown out of IAD plenty of times and still never seen a gate that was so crowded there was literally nowhere to stand except on the red carpet.
If you want to disagree with my views, and say that standing on the red carpet for 20 minutes is relaxing, fun, and efficient--fine.
But please don't make random and incorrect factual assumptions about my personal travel history, and say that I must not know better.
And please don't attach my name to absurd viewpoints that I've never expressed.
If you want to disagree with my views, and say that standing on the red carpet for 20 minutes is relaxing, fun, and efficient--fine.
But please don't make random and incorrect factual assumptions about my personal travel history, and say that I must not know better.
And please don't attach my name to absurd viewpoints that I've never expressed.
I'd add that taking someone's offhand comment about your not being to IAD to heart this way may be over-reacting, especially since there's been some back and forth in this discussion in which folks have been criticized--such as your endorsing the photos that label people waiting in the Red Carpet lane as gate lice. (Though I realize most of us are guilty of using "lice" in one way or another in this discussion.) But again, you're entitled to your opinion.
More to the point: If there were a real consensus here on what you're suggesting, then some collective light bulb would be going off and the vast majority of responses would be agreeing with you. I don't see the point of continuing to push a standard that so many people disagree with and even find inconvenient--but once again, you're entitled to your opinion and to voicing it here.
Probably the single most insightful comment in this entire thread. I'm sure this fruitful discussion will continue quite nicely without me. Have fun!
Last edited by Thunderroad; Dec 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
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Originally Posted by StarAllianceFanatic
Shouldn't this be merged with the "least substantive thing you can complain about" thread??
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And, please read what the rule on personal attacks actually forbids before you accuse me of making a personal attack by posting a picture of unidentified people in a public area to illustrate my point (and whether you think my point is absurd or not does not make a general statement into a personal attack).
Whether or not some people have a "right" to stand on the red carpet whenever they please (which I doubt, for various reasons), other people certainly have a right to speak freely about the practice of standing on the red carpet.
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The Mods have discussed this thread and decided that we shall close it for now until recess is over.
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