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#631
Join Date: Aug 2008
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But it also annoys me when they are reclined during take off and landing. Thats a safety issue for me to be able to get out. Thats why I usually opt for the last row unless its next to the lav.
Could you tell if the GS got any special attention (other than from you) because of that?
#632
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: COS, DEN
Programs: UA GS, Marriott LT Plat
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He wasn't very talkative. Just immersed himself in a book. I gave a salutation and commented on the weather to see if he felt like talking, to which I got a lowly "uh huh".
#633
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: KEWR
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He did get asked for meal preference first, and there must have been another GS as I got skipped as a 1K. I doubt that was because of his boarding pass however. The flight attendant usually has a manifest with our last name and status when they come around.
He wasn't very talkative. Just immersed himself in a book. I gave a salutation and commented on the weather to see if he felt like talking, to which I got a lowly "uh huh".
He wasn't very talkative. Just immersed himself in a book. I gave a salutation and commented on the weather to see if he felt like talking, to which I got a lowly "uh huh".
#634
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: CO
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Was at the auto-gate at IAH like they have in FRA. There are no 'lines' just a mob. It's not like I held it above my head, but I kept my BP in hand so the '1' was visible to hopefully keep other '1's from try to push ahead of me.
Mrs.Tin's RPU hasn't cleared yet or the return leg. Since she is deep back in Y-, I wonder how she'll feel after a flight with ''normal' people, but worse seats.
I'm flying a bunch of LH metal next week. Whats the German word for DYKWIA? I've got to have some cool, long word for it.
Mrs.Tin's RPU hasn't cleared yet or the return leg. Since she is deep back in Y-, I wonder how she'll feel after a flight with ''normal' people, but worse seats.
I'm flying a bunch of LH metal next week. Whats the German word for DYKWIA? I've got to have some cool, long word for it.
#635
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: MCO
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#637
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I do the same type of test to see if my neighbor is talkative. Although I have found that if I make some negative comment about UA, I almost always get an indepth conversation about some UA complaint. It seems to be the universal conversation starter.
#639
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#640
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: DEN
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I've had a similar experience where I was in the aisle seat and the gentleman next to me at the window boarded before me. FC DEN-IAD. His boarding pass was on the combined armrest displaying his GS credentials. It was positioned face up and in the direction so that I and anyone in the aisle could read it.
Maybe this explains what kind of jerk I am , but I couldn't let this invitation to mess with him go unanswered. I first put my elbow on the pass and "accidentally" knocked it into my seat. When I returned it to the armrest, it was upside-down. Within a minute or two he had corrected its position- as he had it before.
During the meal service, I dipped a corner of my glass in the butter and laid the glass on his boarding pass. I acted surprised and handed him the pass, saying "sorry, you may want to stow this in your seat back pocket". He politely said "No problem", wiped it off and back it went on the armrest! Positioned properly of course.
I know, I am the kind of trash that doesn't belong in FC. Funniest part, was when we were at the gate, I backed up in the aisle and let him out in front of me. The boarding pass was still sitting on the arm rest!
Maybe this explains what kind of jerk I am , but I couldn't let this invitation to mess with him go unanswered. I first put my elbow on the pass and "accidentally" knocked it into my seat. When I returned it to the armrest, it was upside-down. Within a minute or two he had corrected its position- as he had it before.
During the meal service, I dipped a corner of my glass in the butter and laid the glass on his boarding pass. I acted surprised and handed him the pass, saying "sorry, you may want to stow this in your seat back pocket". He politely said "No problem", wiped it off and back it went on the armrest! Positioned properly of course.
I know, I am the kind of trash that doesn't belong in FC. Funniest part, was when we were at the gate, I backed up in the aisle and let him out in front of me. The boarding pass was still sitting on the arm rest!
#641
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: SEA
Programs: UA Plat, HH Diamond, MR Gold, Hertz Prez Circle
Posts: 572
I've had a similar experience where I was in the aisle seat and the gentleman next to me at the window boarded before me. FC DEN-IAD. His boarding pass was on the combined armrest displaying his GS credentials. It was positioned face up and in the direction so that I and anyone in the aisle could read it.
Maybe this explains what kind of jerk I am , but I couldn't let this invitation to mess with him go unanswered. I first put my elbow on the pass and "accidentally" knocked it into my seat. When I returned it to the armrest, it was upside-down. Within a minute or two he had corrected its position- as he had it before.
During the meal service, I dipped a corner of my glass in the butter and laid the glass on his boarding pass. I acted surprised and handed him the pass, saying "sorry, you may want to stow this in your seat back pocket". He politely said "No problem", wiped it off and back it went on the armrest! Positioned properly of course.
I know, I am the kind of trash that doesn't belong in FC. Funniest part, was when we were at the gate, I backed up in the aisle and let him out in front of me. The boarding pass was still sitting on the arm rest!
Maybe this explains what kind of jerk I am , but I couldn't let this invitation to mess with him go unanswered. I first put my elbow on the pass and "accidentally" knocked it into my seat. When I returned it to the armrest, it was upside-down. Within a minute or two he had corrected its position- as he had it before.
During the meal service, I dipped a corner of my glass in the butter and laid the glass on his boarding pass. I acted surprised and handed him the pass, saying "sorry, you may want to stow this in your seat back pocket". He politely said "No problem", wiped it off and back it went on the armrest! Positioned properly of course.
I know, I am the kind of trash that doesn't belong in FC. Funniest part, was when we were at the gate, I backed up in the aisle and let him out in front of me. The boarding pass was still sitting on the arm rest!
I didn't have the guts to swipe the card but I was tempted!
#642
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver, CO
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No one has ever refused through some have delivered an eye roll which I don't give a rip about. I won't see you again and your opinion of me is less important than my personal safety.
#643
Join Date: Mar 2013
Programs: UA 1MM; Marriott LT Titanium
Posts: 678
Was on CLT-IAD a week ago. In the gate area, some lady kept loudly mentioning to the gate agent how she always fly this route. The flight was initially 10 minutes delayed and she had a 40 min connection in IAD. Now she started asking for the gate agent to get a cart for her because there was no way she was going to make the connection walking: "I've had the gate agent call one for me in the past, probably because I have Gold status".
After about 5 mentions about how she flies this route all the time, we finally start boarding the ERJ-145. The GA forgets to give us green tags so the FA is mentioning this fact as we're boarding. The lady jams her bag into the overhead, and slides the cover up to see if it actually closes. In the process, she ends up breaking the overhead so that it no longer opens (I didn't stay to find out, but I think her baggage tag got caught which caused the jam).
Now the FA is getting pissy because she specifically mentioned to gate check bags. The lady retorts about how she's always been able to fit her bag with no problem because again, she flies this route ALL the time. She also tries to chat up a nearby non-rev and tries to explain that her bag always fits (as if the non-rev cares)
The delay ends up being 40-50 minutes causing at least 10 misconnects. She then feels the need to mention loudly "ugh now I'm going to miss my connection" as if it weren't her fault for this whole ordeal.
After about 5 mentions about how she flies this route all the time, we finally start boarding the ERJ-145. The GA forgets to give us green tags so the FA is mentioning this fact as we're boarding. The lady jams her bag into the overhead, and slides the cover up to see if it actually closes. In the process, she ends up breaking the overhead so that it no longer opens (I didn't stay to find out, but I think her baggage tag got caught which caused the jam).
Now the FA is getting pissy because she specifically mentioned to gate check bags. The lady retorts about how she's always been able to fit her bag with no problem because again, she flies this route ALL the time. She also tries to chat up a nearby non-rev and tries to explain that her bag always fits (as if the non-rev cares)
The delay ends up being 40-50 minutes causing at least 10 misconnects. She then feels the need to mention loudly "ugh now I'm going to miss my connection" as if it weren't her fault for this whole ordeal.
#644
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: CO
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The funny thing is, you could be Gold, or even silver and be doing short hauls back east and literally never be home. Marriott will love you, but United treats you like a credit card holder.
#645
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Maryland
Programs: United, Turkish
Posts: 640
I believe Kennen Sie carries the right insulting self important tone. Kennen is used with people Wissen is used with science and similar facts. It's similar to the difference between:
I KNOW the president and I KNOW who the president is
I KNOW the president and I KNOW who the president is