You Know You are in First Class When....
#5
Join Date: Apr 2005
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.... you come of the toilets after changing into your airline PJs to find the famous SQ girl standing by your seat holding up the corner of the duvet ready to tuck you into bed.
#11
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Anyone who gets better pyjamas on an airline than at home needs to visit a decent department store fast...
The guy next to you tells you he only paid $59 for his ticket but because he is so important he gets a seat in F.
Originally Posted by deltajfk
You Know You are in First Class When....
#12
Moderator, Hilton Honors



Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: on a short leash
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Posts: 71,445
(North American airline)
... everyone in the cabin is either non-rev, upgraded with miles/vouchers/YUP/QUP/KUP, or op-upped
... you only need to walk to the galley once during the flight to get service
(other airlines)
... everyone in the cabin paid for first
... you don't even need to press the call button once in flight to get great service, they just seem to know you're about to ask for something
... everyone in the cabin is either non-rev, upgraded with miles/vouchers/YUP/QUP/KUP, or op-upped
... you only need to walk to the galley once during the flight to get service
(other airlines)
... everyone in the cabin paid for first
... you don't even need to press the call button once in flight to get great service, they just seem to know you're about to ask for something
#14

Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Cary, NC, USA - AA Plt 3mm/DL Dia 2mm, Hil/Dia Life, Bonvoy/Titanium Life, Spire
Posts: 3,261
...when you keep track of how many people in coach use "your" bathroom.
...when the pax's gut in the next seat doesn't spill over into yours.
...when the crossword puzzles are all completed and filled in correctly.
...when you don't see any beautiful young women passengers in your section.
...when you realize you didn't have to pay for something the FA gave you.
...when the seat reclining in front of you doesn't seem to bother you.
...when you can't see through the blanket.
...when you can't fart because the leather seat doesn't muffle the noise as well.
-outoftown
...when the pax's gut in the next seat doesn't spill over into yours.
...when the crossword puzzles are all completed and filled in correctly.
...when you don't see any beautiful young women passengers in your section.
...when you realize you didn't have to pay for something the FA gave you.
...when the seat reclining in front of you doesn't seem to bother you.
...when you can't see through the blanket.
...when you can't fart because the leather seat doesn't muffle the noise as well.
-outoftown
Last edited by outoftown; Oct 24, 2006 at 10:19 pm






