...when you keep track of how many people in coach use "your" bathroom.

...when the pax's gut in the next seat doesn't spill over into yours.

...when the crossword puzzles are all completed and filled in correctly.

...when you don't see any beautiful young women passengers in your section.

...when you realize you didn't have to pay for something the FA gave you.

...when the seat reclining in front of you doesn't seem to bother you.

...when you can't see through the blanket.

...when you can't fart because the leather seat doesn't muffle the noise as well.


-outoftown