You Know You are in First Class When....
 

You get pajamas nicer then the ones that you wear at home.

Now you add something :-)

If you are flying UA, when you are lying flat in your "bed". :)

On NW, when the flight attendants seem older than your grandmother.

Great line---I new this was destined to be a super humorous thread. :D

.... you come of the toilets after changing into your airline PJs to find the famous SQ girl standing by your seat holding up the corner of the duvet ready to tuck you into bed. ;)

A FA asks to see your boarding pass and escorts you to the Y cabin

You ask for dessert before dinner and they smilingly give it to you.

everyone is older than you.....has grey hair or no hair....

:D

You notice everyone wears nicer shoes than you, then you realize you can actually see their (and your) shoes.

Anyone who gets better pyjamas on an airline than at home needs to visit a decent department store fast...

The guy next to you tells you he only paid $59 for his ticket but because he is so important he gets a seat in F.

(North American airline)
... everyone in the cabin is either non-rev, upgraded with miles/vouchers/YUP/QUP/KUP, or op-upped

... you only need to walk to the galley once during the flight to get service

(other airlines)
... everyone in the cabin paid for first

... you don't even need to press the call button once in flight to get great service, they just seem to know you're about to ask for something

you ask for 2 main courses instead of the soup and the reply is : " you can have anything you like."

...when you keep track of how many people in coach use "your" bathroom.

...when the pax's gut in the next seat doesn't spill over into yours.

...when the crossword puzzles are all completed and filled in correctly.

...when you don't see any beautiful young women passengers in your section.

...when you realize you didn't have to pay for something the FA gave you.

...when the seat reclining in front of you doesn't seem to bother you.

...when you can't see through the blanket.

...when you can't fart because the leather seat doesn't muffle the noise as well.


-outoftown

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