When I book my ticket ...

When you turn LEFT instead of RIGHT when boarding a 747-400 aircraft and wear a huge white grin as the Y passengers grumble and turn right. ;)

Sanosuke!

You have pretty much all overhead compartment to yourself

An FA offers to hang up your coat. :)

...When you miss out on all the great little extras because you fall asleep in that nice big chair before the door to the aircraft is even closed.

you are sitting there feeling wonderful and knowing that you are better in most every way than just about anyone else anywhere and to continue the delusion, you are actually very very rich and entitled to all of this . The real world is just some horrible aberration.......

.....you are surrounded by women with an attitude who are only there because of their husbands FFpoints

......and the gauntlet is thrown...... Ladies? :eek:

OUCH! and way out of line. Last upgrade to Maui was on MY MILES!

....you are surrounded by business men who snore.

Your FF account total is a lot less.

...you are the best-looking and most fit person in the cabin

Each time you get up to go to the lavatory, the cockpit door swings open and and a pilot or someone scrambles in ahead of you!

You have plenty of legroom, but that familiar exit-row spiel is strangely absent. (From a frequent exit-row but infrequent F flyer. :D )

When you get you hand in your expense statement for the month...

when your overhead compartment is mysteriously full, and most people in coach have already boarded...