My first pat down....
#31
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Welcome to the land of the...scared and begging to be violated. You lucked out with that screener. The pre-ETD patdown sounds like one of the old, pre-NoS, patdowns. She probably could have been fired if she had been caught doing things the old way. Maybe she didn't find you sufficiently attractive to want to touch your hooha. Or maybe she was one of the few screeners with a conscience who has decided to silently object to the new genital patdowns by simply not doing them unless she was being directly watched by a supervisor. If she refused to do them while her supervisor were watching I assume she would be fired. A willingness to fondle same-sex genitals seems to be a requirement for the job now. The TSA prime directive if you will. According to some TSOs here if you aren't willing to do that you will never make it out of training. Or maybe she was like one of my ex-girlfriends who was actually repulsed by the idea of touching another woman's labia. Who knows. But for whatever reason you made it through your first TSA potential sexual experience relatively unscathed. Well except for the under-the-waistband stroking.
If I had been in that situation I might have thanked her at the end for not touching my genitals and made some comment about at least some screeners retaining a small shred of their humanity. You may have been a little hard on her considering the fact that she probably risked her job by not sexually violating you (directly touching your labia/clitoris). OTOH if she didn't want verbal abuse she could always get another job, although probably not one as highly paid. I am undecided as to whether you did or did not get your cherry popped due to the under-the-waistband feel up. I would not have consented to that. There are trains and buses to New York from LA. You may also have been able to do a 1 day layover in LA by changing your ticket with the airline and trying your luck the next day.
If I had been in that situation I might have thanked her at the end for not touching my genitals and made some comment about at least some screeners retaining a small shred of their humanity. You may have been a little hard on her considering the fact that she probably risked her job by not sexually violating you (directly touching your labia/clitoris). OTOH if she didn't want verbal abuse she could always get another job, although probably not one as highly paid. I am undecided as to whether you did or did not get your cherry popped due to the under-the-waistband feel up. I would not have consented to that. There are trains and buses to New York from LA. You may also have been able to do a 1 day layover in LA by changing your ticket with the airline and trying your luck the next day.
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Originally Posted by edscholl
They're just trying to make an honest buck. And berating them for being of inferior intelligence for that is way ruder than pointing.
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Do you define honest buck as stealing from passengers at the checkpoint?
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And I would wager that the vast majority are going to have sexual fantasies about you later, perhaps in the presence of a shower nozzle. Assuming that you are reasonably attractive at least. Why do you think someone would take such a job in the first place? It can't be just the money, although the job does pay well.
Ah. Prostitution beckons. Some may not consider getting paid to touch other people's genitals to be "an honest buck".
Ah. Prostitution beckons. Some may not consider getting paid to touch other people's genitals to be "an honest buck".
How many things have you had stolen in how many flights?
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If you accept the argument that many activities at the checkpoint are violations of at least one constitutionally protected right, it's hard to call those activities an "honest living".
This also discounts the many, many instances most of us, myself included, have witnessed where TSOs are simply bad at their jobs in ways that reflect a lack of positive work ethic. That's arguably dishonest. (And also ignores the few who are caught engaged in theft...)
There's hyperbole and there's an honest assessment of the reality of the checkpoint.
Perhaps a more accurate statement would be: "They're just trying to make a buck using whatever opportunity is immediately available to them."
Or simply: "They're just trying to make a buck."
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You are almost infinitely more likely to have something stolen from your luggage by an employee of the TSA than to suffer any sort of impact from a "terrorist event" that could conceivably have been mitigated by the obscenely laughable circus put on by the TSA.
They claim leather bookmarks are "concealed weapons" just so they can claim they've found something. They regularly question people over the amount of cash they're carrying, touch people in objectionable ways with reused gloves, use the restroom wearing those same gloves (mentioned here on FlyerTalk!) and in the overwhelming majority of cases do not one useful thing the entire time they're uniformed.
What, exactly, do you think is "honest" about anything the TSA does? Just one thing that isn't part of the "security theatre."
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Many more examples, but I do not have time to find all of them for you.. Use the forum search function to find more.
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By that same "reasonable" standard so was a job as a Geheime Staatspolizei or gestapo officer in WWII era Germany or an OGPU/NKVD agent in early 20th century USSR. Someone like you would have been saying the same thing back then. Don't blame them. They are just trying to make a living. They are just doing their jobs. Jobs which require violating innocent people just trying to exercise a basic human right: the freedom to travel. The fact is that the TSA couldn't get away with these abuses without people willing to perpetrate them. I think the TSOs are actually more to blame than the kingpins like Pistole. If I pay someone to kill/rape/molest someone who is the most to blame? I would say the person who was actually willing to commit such acts. The fact that they are doing it for money if anything makes the crimes seem worse to me. A crime of passion is at least something of an excuse. "I did it for the money" much less so, IMO.
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It would be instructive and possibly more effective if TSA were required to turn *all* resolution-patdown situations over to a LEO. But give the LEO 2 choices. Either arrest the person for carrying WEI illegally, and be prepared to back up those charges in court, or let the person go about their business and proceed into the sterile area. None of this "you don't fly today" BS--the passenger either goes to jail or goes to his flight. TSA's claim of the right to deny passengers entry into the sterile area without arrest gives them way too much power with way too little accountability.
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http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trave...enger-jfk.html
Many more examples, but I do not have time to find all of them for you.. Use the forum search function to find more.
Many more examples, but I do not have time to find all of them for you.. Use the forum search function to find more.
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Several elements are different about what the TSA does, the most obvious being the lack of any reasonable suspicion.
Additionally, the sliding motion a TSO uses is not a "pat down". It is a more intrusive hand movement. Also, a TSO will search areas that are highly unlikely to contain a weapon, such as the hair and the groin area.
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center info on Terry Frisk
#44
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You are definitely misinformed in that area. A Terry frisk is typically a pat down of the outer clothing, and perhaps nearby containers and hiding places, in response to specific reasonable suspicion of a weapon that could cause immediate danger to a police officer or the public nearby.
Several elements are different about what the TSA does, the most obvious being the lack of any reasonable suspicion.
Additionally, the sliding motion a TSO uses is not a "pat down". It is a more intrusive hand movement. Also, a TSO will search areas that are highly unlikely to contain a weapon, such as the hair and the groin area.
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center info on Terry Frisk
Several elements are different about what the TSA does, the most obvious being the lack of any reasonable suspicion.
Additionally, the sliding motion a TSO uses is not a "pat down". It is a more intrusive hand movement. Also, a TSO will search areas that are highly unlikely to contain a weapon, such as the hair and the groin area.
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center info on Terry Frisk
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#45
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Originally Posted by Firebug4
The groin area is a favorite hiding area for weapons.

