And I would wager that the vast majority are going to have sexual fantasies about you later, perhaps in the presence of a shower nozzle. Assuming that you are reasonably attractive at least. Why do you think someone would take such a job in the first place? It can't be just the money, although the job does pay well.

Ah. Prostitution beckons. Some may not consider getting paid to touch other people's genitals to be "an honest buck". I do however think the comment about the screener's intelligence was uncalled for considering the fact that she hadn't done any actual inappropriate fondling up to that point (before the post-ETD rubdown). She may have been one of the good guys, so to speak. A rare exception: a TSA screener with an ounce of humanity.