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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 9:04 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 9:10 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 9:12 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 9:20 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 9:43 pm
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Originally Posted by txboris
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Sorry, not a haiku- but a song mashup came to mind when I read this one.

Mashup of the Rolling Stones, rephrased "Hey hey you you get out of my crotch" and MC Hammer "You Can't Touch This"

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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 10:06 pm
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Originally Posted by pbjag
Sorry, not a haiku- but a song mashup came to mind when I read this one.

Mashup of the Rolling Stones, rephrased "Hey hey you you get out of my crotch" and MC Hammer "You Can't Touch This"

And now for the haiku:

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LOL on the mashup.

Gotta give you a thumbs down on the Haiku. Remember, Haiku is three lines with a specific number of "on" (or "ons") per line. An on is a syllable; the syntax/form is three lines, of 5, 7, 5 on(s)/syllables.

Come on, you can do it.
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 10:11 pm
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Originally Posted by txboris
LOL on the mashup.

Gotta give you a thumbs down on the Haiku. Remember, Haiku is three lines with a specific number of "on" (or "ons") per line. An on is a syllable; the syntax/form is three lines, of 5, 7, 5 on(s)/syllables.

Come on, you can do it.
Not after a few glasses of wine, I can't (which is why I had deleted it...)
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 10:27 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 10:40 pm
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Not after a few glasses of wine, I can't (which is why I had deleted it...)
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 10:49 pm
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Excellent!!! Why isn't this guy in jail????

Sorry, not a haiku.
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 11:08 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 11:25 pm
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Old Nov 15, 2010 | 11:31 pm
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